dammit I'm hongry

4/7/2008 12:20:52 PM

what's with all the entitlement these days

4/7/2008 12:21:05 PM

you know why i'm entitled

4/7/2008 1:00:11 PM

why does my calendar still say march!?

4/7/2008 1:03:16 PM

new pussy

4/7/2008 1:06:01 PM

my bitch needs to use the bathroom but i dont feel like taking her out of the cage

4/7/2008 1:13:33 PM

i realize this is the internet....

but i find this whole situation amusing

4/7/2008 1:18:12 PM

it's always funny looking back at shit you did when you first started doing something, before you got good at it

"lol, what noob did this...... oh wait "

4/7/2008 1:19:13 PM

i just sent in my 5th job application.

*crosses fingers*

only gotten 1 interview so far (this thursday).

but if i got this job it would ROCK HARD.

4/7/2008 1:20:50 PM

^^ I hear that. I used to write all my code inside of main.

4/7/2008 1:22:51 PM

4/7/2008 1:23:36 PM

i probably should have eaten some lunch

4/7/2008 1:59:17 PM

quit being so fucking needy and handle shit like the adult you are

goddamn

4/7/2008 2:02:50 PM

i have a bad feeling about this conference call

4/7/2008 2:04:52 PM

"twentieth century boy" might be the greatest opening chord strum of all time

4/7/2008 2:05:43 PM

What are my plans for the game tonight?

4/7/2008 2:07:17 PM

Monday, April 7, 2008
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Paying the price for sweet pleasure may actually be a tougher bargain than you think, yet you probably won't realize it until you've already said "yes." Being caught up in the present moment is easier now, especially if there's a romantic attraction involved. Think about the consequences of your actions before you do something that will need fixing later.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Your key planet Jupiter receives an exciting kiss from sexy Venus today, flooding your system with adrenaline and turning on your love light. You could be romantically attracted to someone special, but it may also be a piece of artwork or an elegant theory that now catches your total attention. Don't suppress your desires, for joyful beauty can be yours for the asking.


well damn

4/7/2008 2:22:31 PM

where bae thy link fer yer horoscope there missLP?

4/7/2008 2:23:45 PM

it's from myspace

4/7/2008 2:24:14 PM

fuck this...ugh

4/7/2008 2:27:34 PM

I'm going to get raped by either the mexicans or the stripper on line 3

4/7/2008 2:38:32 PM

hey ben...i have a $20 off coupon...

so now we're down to $30 on those pants

4/7/2008 2:50:32 PM

that's not the only time those pants'll be down

4/7/2008 2:52:10 PM

YOU'RE RIGHT!

too bad you'll never see them laying on your floor

4/7/2008 2:53:08 PM

i call that a good thing

4/7/2008 2:53:51 PM

you don't have to lie ben...


we all know you call that your life's biggest tragedy

4/7/2008 2:54:44 PM

shot down by 2 more jobs on the same day i applied

4/7/2008 2:54:54 PM

4/7/2008 2:55:03 PM

YOUR SHIT'S WEAK!

SHIT'S WEAK!

4/7/2008 2:55:23 PM

so is your asshole

4/7/2008 2:56:53 PM

It'd be kind of irresponsible to do this
...but I could put forth my share for less than my monthly rent

And it's gonna be the last chance I ever get to do this, for a long time.

4/7/2008 2:58:04 PM

that just doens't make sense

if you'd have said will power to abstain from drunk girls with borderline personality disorders, you'd have been better off

4/7/2008 2:58:05 PM

the stripper just yelled out i was sexy across the plant

this has to be sexual harassment

4/7/2008 2:58:33 PM

^^right

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : ^what if i say it?]

4/7/2008 2:58:57 PM

left

4/7/2008 2:59:23 PM

right

4/7/2008 2:59:38 PM

2008 might go down as one of the best of my life.

With 2010 marking the best.

4/7/2008 3:03:19 PM

GG Wral captioners: "Sprinklers, Washign Cars No Longer Banned"

4/7/2008 3:06:36 PM

^ fixed already... that was fast

4/7/2008 3:07:44 PM

No it's not.

4/7/2008 3:09:46 PM

4/7/2008 3:13:26 PM

new name plate on the vacant office next door

i hope it's a summer intern, i've got some documenting i dont want to do

4/7/2008 3:16:27 PM

dammit, forgot I have to do a ton of yard work and transplants for my nursery before I can leave to go to the beach

4/7/2008 3:18:05 PM

i know why my mom really wants to celebrate my birthday this year...but i really don't want to go celebrate with her and it turn into some discussion about my dad and all that's going on. i'm just not up for that. this whole situation is just crazy and i really wish i could just not be involved.

4/7/2008 3:22:57 PM

Quote :

"^what if i say it?"

well in all honesty the x-stripper is actually pretty hot

except she was a stripper so fuck that

but you weren't a stripper so you've got that going for ya

4/7/2008 3:24:56 PM

lol, my stripper friends are forever saying stupid shit on my comment page for myspace

4/7/2008 3:25:33 PM

I need to meet these stripper "friends"

4/7/2008 3:26:05 PM

yeah...

i'm definitely not a stripper

4/7/2008 3:27:04 PM

^^lol, good times!

^ you never leave me comments either

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : !]

4/7/2008 3:27:11 PM

it's a good thing im the only one int he office today

IM SO GASSY

4/7/2008 3:27:12 PM