4/9/2008 2:01:33 PM

4/9/2008 2:03:46 PM

lol speaking of drugs

I'm gonna need a friends piss for my insurance physical next week

If I get someone the same age and size as me, will it be cool, or can they tell its not mine

4/9/2008 2:05:20 PM

^i didn't have to pee for mine (they said i would, but it never came up)

and damn, shit is all fucked up again-

4/9/2008 2:08:28 PM

she pooped! everyone is coming home today!!!!

never thought i'd be so excited about a bowel movement

4/9/2008 2:09:12 PM

Y'all can just start calling me "The Montana Terpball", because MT is all I can think about and talk about!!!!!


Time for tug, bitchezzz.

4/9/2008 2:10:22 PM

Quote :

"of course the players never tell the pawns, but you can assume in large corporations, every pawn's career path is chosen early on."

and your career path = SUCKER!

4/9/2008 2:20:07 PM

I guess that means it's cancelled.

4/9/2008 2:35:57 PM

god, i love this site.

4/9/2008 3:52:56 PM

hahahaha werd .. thanks for showing me that...

4/9/2008 3:55:38 PM

I can't find my wacom tablet

4/9/2008 4:06:50 PM

i hate how hard this is.

4/9/2008 4:27:14 PM

'do this for me'
'now this'
'hey, i need this from you'

fuck that shit
especially when you do, in fact, have about a 66% rate of asking me to do things that support your laziness and eating habits

4/9/2008 5:15:09 PM

Is it just me or is a French manicure equivalent to a tramp stamp in the put-out department?

4/9/2008 5:24:22 PM

uh oh, I might like this girl

4/9/2008 5:33:54 PM

I hope I get to touch boobs again someday.

4/9/2008 6:31:24 PM

13 lbs down!

4/9/2008 6:35:32 PM

Quote :

"Is it just me or is a French manicure equivalent to a tramp stamp in the put-out department?"

it's just you. although i do consider fake nails to be trashy.


i don't wanna study tonight

4/9/2008 6:39:02 PM

^I agree with you that you don't agree with her, but I don't agree with you in the you think fake nails look trashy. When done right they can look very classy, better than natural nails left unmanicured.

Maybe the weird color french manicures can be a little trashy, you know the people who get green tips or hot pink tips, but the normal white tips, those have been around for a long time and I think look much classier than a color on the fingernails.

4/9/2008 6:47:03 PM

hahahaha, I love Forrest Gump!

4/9/2008 7:03:01 PM

if your heart is nowhere in it, i don't want it for a minute

4/9/2008 7:18:54 PM

thump thump, thump thump

I love it!

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 7:51 PM. Reason : re]

4/9/2008 7:37:01 PM

yep, I do like her I think

she had me at "lets watch my beavis and butthead collection when we get back from the beach tavern"!

lol, plus I cooked breakfast in her pink frying pan, oh god me and my friends are starting to be nice guys again

4/9/2008 8:01:03 PM

there's a lot of that going around

4/9/2008 8:02:14 PM

must be the weather


plus it's so damn tiring to party 24/7 and keep those kinda hos in check

4/9/2008 8:03:27 PM

fuck man i just realized i have a quiz due tomorrow at 10

4/9/2008 8:59:00 PM

oops i just woke up from a nap. no bueno

4/9/2008 9:01:02 PM

oh snap are the kind that gets in a bad mood after napping too?

4/9/2008 9:03:11 PM

Man, I'm hungry...but there wasn't anything here to eat that was healthy so I resorted to a corn dog , and now I shouldn't eat anything. I guess tonight is go to bed hungry night. But then again I've only consumed 800 calories today, maybe I can spare some more food. But then on the other hand I don't want to ruin the hard work I've done, I've lost 13 pounds since Feb. 26th, and I wanna keep that up. I'll just fill my stomach up on water, that should hold me over until I have to go to bed.

4/9/2008 9:03:54 PM

yes because i always fall asleep too deep. but more importantly i set my alarm for 1 hour and woke up 2 hours later. i am a SLEEP ALARM TUNER OFFER ughhh.

but i was so tired. but now i have to eat dinner and do lots of homework. and now i can't decide whether i want to eat my pasta with butter or pasta sauce. poor me

4/9/2008 9:04:18 PM

awwwwwww snap!

4/9/2008 9:04:26 PM

just drink a bunch of water

4/9/2008 9:07:23 PM

oh wait, n/m don't do that. you're the one that already drinks too much

4/9/2008 9:07:55 PM

yea that doesn't work for me. i am small and weak. i NEED FOOD.

4/9/2008 9:07:57 PM

4/9/2008 9:08:16 PM

habitat was so much fun today

4/9/2008 9:09:57 PM

Protein bars work wonders for hunger.

I'd eat one of those right now if I hadn't already eaten too much today!



^I'm getting excited about Friday!

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : ]

4/9/2008 9:10:03 PM

i ate a ton of ritz crackers for dinner with various meats and cheeses

4/9/2008 9:11:18 PM

man i wish i could get that protein bar...

4/9/2008 9:11:35 PM

yum protein bar. ok so i made pasta...yea in the past like 5 minutes. it did not turn out well. i was so hungry. i took it off too early and it was WAY too al dente. whoopsy. so i threw it away and now i'm just making microwave lean cuisine mac n cheese. yuck, but food nonetheless. i should have made waffles mmmm waffles!!

4/9/2008 9:13:19 PM

the special K protien bars are awesome...except for the strawberry ones...but the chocolate and the chocolate peanut butter ones are great...they taste just like a candy bar, but they keep you full for hours and you don't even think about food, and they are only 170 calories.

4/9/2008 9:13:33 PM

yum i want those. have you tried the special k protein water stuff? i saw the commercial. it wasn't for the kind you buy in the store it was for like the stuff your pour in a water bottle. i'm assuming that is similar to the store kind but maybe less bling or something. i <3 special K. that is the kind of waffles i have. i should have made those for dinner

4/9/2008 9:14:35 PM

this graduating senior survey is longggggggggggggggggggggg

4/9/2008 9:16:19 PM

^^I've heard the protein water is so gross and I'm not going to spend my money on it. Plus it has less protein in it than the bars.

4/9/2008 9:18:21 PM

that bed is almost ready to put the strawberries in


now to figure out what's going in the other plots...

4/9/2008 9:20:03 PM

Wtf beer is free but you call the cops if I take a half full one with me to my room

That's some good fucking service guys

4/9/2008 9:30:58 PM

what is the deal. i sit here eating things i think are healthy then i look at the nutrition facts and i'm like...you tricked me!! how are raisins 130 calories per serving. i could eat the whole freaking box and not be satisfied.

4/9/2008 9:41:57 PM

dont look at like 90% of granola bars then

4/9/2008 9:42:36 PM

oh fuck i got cookies

4/9/2008 9:43:12 PM

I KNOW. i did that this morning. i was like wow so all i'm getting from this is sugar and salt. sweet.

but granola bars taste yummy. but i was definitely tricked. nature's valley. NOT healthy. well i guess i could eat like a snickers for breakfast and be slightly worse. but still. what a rip off.

4/9/2008 9:43:40 PM