yeah well

that's why nature valley granola bars are good

4/9/2008 9:44:16 PM

yeah you gotta watch out for grapes, a serving size is only 17 grapes, there one of the fruits that you can eat too much of. Bananas and coconuts too.

4/9/2008 9:44:21 PM

4/9/2008 9:45:29 PM

yeah but who really sits around and eats raw coconuts?

4/9/2008 9:46:52 PM

i put the raisins away but i'm pretty sure i just consumed like 500 calories in raisins. i cannot win.

now my fingers are sticky. they were golden raisins too. YUM. i also have yogurt covered ones--i KNOW those aren't good for you but geeeez they taste so yummy.

4/9/2008 9:47:01 PM

I would eat coconut all day if I could...I love coconuts.

4/9/2008 9:48:41 PM

coconuts are awesome

4/9/2008 9:50:02 PM

seared tuna FTGDMFW!

4/9/2008 9:57:43 PM

i went to dinner tonight with a coworker, who's also one of my drinkin' buddies

just so happens she's a single ~45 year old, very attractive woman.

i thought more were going to show up, but it was just us

i caught so many looks from what i assume to be married couples

i can only assume they thought we were together

haha

4/9/2008 10:00:46 PM

and this is precisely why i don't stalk you....

i've heard this story before...

i just happened to click on this thread...low and behold, who had posted?

4/9/2008 10:01:46 PM

^^ they were all thinking that you were bagging a couger. good for you!

4/9/2008 10:01:52 PM

^^hey fuck you buddy


^ <3




[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : e]

4/9/2008 10:02:03 PM

a coworker of mine has a 39 yr old couger, and sugar mama. she takes him all over the world on weekend outings

she flew him to germany last month for the weekend so they could get a massage at a bath house.

4/9/2008 10:04:57 PM

UM SIGN ME UP!!

4/9/2008 10:05:21 PM

^^^how many times do i have to tell you NO?

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/9/2008 10:05:29 PM

now THAT's what i need

4/9/2008 10:05:49 PM

yea no kidding

she's taking him to italy later this month to get him fitted for a new suit

wtf

4/9/2008 10:09:25 PM

to sugar mommas

4/9/2008 10:11:57 PM

yeah im tired of being the sugar daddy

it's time to turn the tables for a little.

hmm

4/9/2008 10:13:44 PM

I need to find a way to improve my posture...I don't wanna be a hunch back when I get old, I'm already going to have enough problems.

4/9/2008 10:13:59 PM

but but but BUT i want a sugar daddy

4/9/2008 10:14:13 PM

bout to reach 4k

4/9/2008 10:14:31 PM

why in the hell does my cat feel the need to puke in the middle of the floor

Quote :

"yeah im tired of being the sugar daddy it's time to turn the tables for a little. hmm"

NOT UNTIL I GET MY FREAKING PANTS!

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : asdfdas]

4/9/2008 10:18:30 PM

I want to make a parroty thread entitled, "It's Complicated Hand Job", but I've used my hourly thread. Can someone make it for me, just so it gets done?

4/9/2008 10:20:12 PM

Quote :

"but but but BUT i want a sugar daddy"

so am i a total prick for going through my sister's bridal registries and talking shit about her taste in design for drinkware and bathroom fixtures

it felt pretty gay to actually vocalize "ugh.. i am NOT buying anything in that pattern"

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : e]

4/9/2008 10:29:42 PM

no is it ugly? i have several weddings coming up and recently when i've gone to purchase a present i've seriously hated like EVERYTHING on the registry. then i have to tell myself its not about me. but it is still irritating.

4/9/2008 10:31:14 PM

I guess I could cook that mahi mahi in the freezer.

4/9/2008 10:31:58 PM

the drinkware set.

eww

4/9/2008 10:34:20 PM

hmm, we'll start it soon.

4/9/2008 10:35:03 PM

hanging out with the quiet 5 day old = worst birth control ever

getting dinner ready for the 1, 3 and 5 year olds = best birth control ever

4/9/2008 10:57:22 PM

you still have time to donate to the spca walk for homeless pets!


http://www.spcawake.org/goto/mayfair-maryelise

4/9/2008 11:04:23 PM

ugh i still have to read. but i'm not even going to be able to read my actual book at this point. casenotes it is. i'm such a great student.

not.

4/9/2008 11:10:44 PM

tomorrow is going to suuuuuuck

4/9/2008 11:11:56 PM

i concur.

tomorrow i am foregoing thirsty thursday at the grasshoppers so that i can do homework and have a thirsty weekend at a wedding.

well i tell myself this now. i really hope i stick to my guns! but alcohol is so tricksy.

4/9/2008 11:15:07 PM

holy shit, fievel!!

4/9/2008 11:16:15 PM

speaking of which i need to find a date to my friends' engagement party at the marina they bought a few months ago

rsvp'n for 1 is lame

but so is rsvp'n for 2 and eatin' two plates b/c you assumed you'd find a date before!

4/9/2008 11:17:08 PM

Your friend owns a marina? That's pretty sweet.

4/9/2008 11:18:50 PM

ya, down on the chessapeake.

this party is gonna be absurd


[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : e]

4/9/2008 11:19:44 PM

Monk's psychiatrist died.

http://omg.yahoo.com/monk-star-stanley-kamel-found-dead/news/8081?nc

I'd make a thread, but I used my hourly one again.

4/9/2008 11:19:49 PM

i'm wiping my hands of this page!

4/9/2008 11:19:56 PM

4/9/2008 11:21:36 PM

uck
I think i'm gonna go to bed.

4/9/2008 11:23:51 PM

Quote :

"it felt pretty gay to actually vocalize "ugh.. i am NOT buying anything in that pattern""

You've changed Ben, you've changed...

4/9/2008 11:29:09 PM

it is way past my bedtime

4/9/2008 11:38:11 PM

Must start paper...


Must stop procrastinating...

4/9/2008 11:39:31 PM

5 dolla foot loooooooong

4/9/2008 11:42:08 PM

i really really LIKE REALLY want an orange popsicle

4/9/2008 11:43:39 PM

i gots the munchies, and that sounds good


damn you

4/9/2008 11:44:44 PM

So...I just convinced myself and got convinced to do a 5k in June.

Life. Is. Craaaaaaaazy.

4/9/2008 11:44:50 PM

Dear iPhone

If your battery would quit sucking that'd be great

Thanks

4/9/2008 11:45:27 PM