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12/27/2008 10:17:14 PM

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/w4w/970923501.html

Quote :

"Hi There Sweetie, Ma needs a financially stable lady that loves to pretend nursing. I desire to produce milk and need a steady person, who is discreet to lie in my arm and suckle for hours. I say financially stable, because I don't need lazy, freaky, people that just seek cheap thrills. Ma has goals to achieve and needs those type people in her presence."

nothing freaky though people, because pretend tit nursing is totally normal

12/28/2008 8:32:54 PM

^^^ Huh? there IS a Ms. Pacman...

12/28/2008 8:42:34 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/973988167.html

12/30/2008 12:13:34 AM

copy/paste, numbnuts. that posting has been flagged for removal.

12/30/2008 12:21:27 AM

already flagged for removal. ppl, post what it says, not just the link.

12/30/2008 12:21:58 AM

gosh you fucking asshole..fucking copy that shit so we can read it too u selfish jerk!

12/30/2008 12:26:37 AM

what ^ said

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 12:27 AM. Reason : (for the record, I got the OH SHIT error 4 times before my original message went through on ^^)]

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 12:27 AM. Reason : asdf]

12/30/2008 12:27:08 AM

for the record it took at least like 3 or 4 here and that was after giving up after like 5 times in the evlbuxmbetty dnl thread

12/30/2008 12:29:45 AM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

12/30/2008 12:33:52 AM

Quote :

"FREE!!!!!!!! ANNOYING WORTHLESS PIECE OF S*** SISTER -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: see below Date: 2008-12-30, 12:00AM EST PLEASE TAKE HER AWAY! SHE IS SATAN! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MENTAL INJURYS THAT HER NAGGING MAY CAUSE! "

12/30/2008 12:35:09 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/974054493.html

Quote :

"Reply to: pers-974054493@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-30, 3:08AM EST Looking for the men yelling racist comments at Sammy's. or any information about this. "

paging wral...

12/30/2008 12:56:32 PM

i'll take your sister

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/30/2008 12:57:56 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bar/974917457.html

Quote :

"I have a bunch of Alemite CD2 Lead Substitute new old stock. Probably need an EPA permit to even possess this stuff nowadays! I bought it several years ago when a distributor was shit-canning it. I've used it religiously in my MG Midget for 20,000 miles with zee-ro valve problems. The shit works. But... The MG's gone and I don't need it anymore. OK, here's the deal: 16 pint bottles (16 oz.) AND 10 quart bottles (32 oz.)---I'm asking for 4 cans of Boddington's Pub Ale (only comes in cans) for the whole schmeel... Perfect for vintage cars which ran on leaded gas. One ounce treats 10 gallons of gas. It's like, you could drive to the MOON and back and still have a gallon left over! It's valve seat insurance. As is my usual caveat, offers of Bud, Bud Lite, boiled Lite, Bar-B-Que Bud Lite, Lite Gumbo, anything Miller's, Killian's, YING-Ling or other mass-produced crap will not warrant a reply. Bring me ALE! Aaaaarrrgh!!! and the stuff is yours! "

Made me chuckle

12/30/2008 8:40:44 PM

the funny thing is, they sell that stuff at wal mart

12/30/2008 9:44:50 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/977083692.html

not for the faint of heart

1/2/2009 8:50:38 AM

THA FUCK?!?!

That just made me really sad

1/2/2009 8:53:27 AM

1/2/2009 8:53:56 AM

1/2/2009 8:55:22 AM

take heart that even if I had posted with more detail, you sick bastards still wouldve clicked on it.

1/2/2009 8:58:16 AM

mmmm, I'm gonna have to crank up the ol' E-mail machine...

1/2/2009 9:00:00 AM

I can't help it tho Bird

I'm that person that enjoys pushing buttons to see what it does. I had to click the link.

1/2/2009 9:03:25 AM

http://nh.craigslist.org/muc/969685341.html

Quote :

"Kazoo Master seeks Death Metal Band Date: 2008-12-25, 9:45PM EST I am a Master of the Kazoo and I hook it into a Digitech Death Metal pedal and can make the most brutal sounds ever heard on the planet. I'd like to join an exisitng Death Metal Band. Especially if you have any songs that involve lyrics about strangling little puppies. Peace, "

1/2/2009 1:40:11 PM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/stp/979001714.html

1/4/2009 12:14:24 AM

seriously considered putting up a missed connection yesterday lol

1/4/2009 12:15:16 AM

I'm surprised your bus buddy didn't make one for you

1/4/2009 12:21:39 AM

oh god dont remind me

1/4/2009 12:22:04 AM

Quote :

"Inexpensive Ninja Swords, throwing stars/knives and samurai weapon - $50 (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-980175542@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-04, 5:40PM EST I would like to buy any weapons associated with ninjas samurai or japan/china. I am willing to pay 25 to 35 dollars for sword sets and 5 to ten dollars for a set of throwing stars/knives. Thanks! You can contact me wariorstx@gmail.com "

1/4/2009 7:14:06 PM

Quote :

"Reliable car wanted (Raleigh) Reply to: sale-980663716@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-05, 3:11AM EST I don't mean to beg I do need a car real bad. I was in a realtionship in Florida for 2 years and when I was in that relationship I had a car giving to me then in July 2008 I was thrown a curve ball he told me that he is taking his ex back and you need to leave I lost my place to live and even had the car taking away no time or money to save. In October when I lost the home we shared I was lucky to have my sister take me in here in Raleigh area she said I had a car to use LOL the looser husband has been taking the car left and right since I move here and I feal like a gerbil in a cage. I will be upfront I don't have the money to give right now until I get on my feet the max I can afford is $600.00 not now down the road and I don't need the car to be perfect all I care it runs and gets me from point A TO PINT B. If you have a car you can help me out to get on my feet you don't know how happy I be I had a car since I was 19 years old and being out of a car since July 08 it's not been easy. If anyone can help me pleae e mail me. This my second time posting if you don't give a valid number I won't respond you had somone that it was funny to give my e mail address and phone number to a dealship. "

1/5/2009 9:11:30 AM

the fuck??

Quote :

"i need to barrow a car Reply to: sale-980369456@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-05, 10:07AM EST phfam needing a car to get to a job in alabama i know what it looks ands read like but i'm serious i have just been hired (need to be there by the 12th of Jan) to a geat paying job in alabama but no way to get their, i only need to use to travel there and secure the positon then i will be able to to return it to you i am what i say i am and can prove it, i just need some help if your ablb to assit me please do mr_357@hotmai.com "

1/5/2009 12:04:47 PM

hahaha

Quote :

"In Need of a Working SILPH Scope (Saffron City) Reply to: sale-981985796@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-06, 12:14AM EST Hey all. I have found myself in dire need of a SILPH scope. As I'm sure you are aware they are made by SILPH Co. and as of recently, with just a little work, one could easily procure just such an item from the old SILPH Co. building (some say its haunted but whatevs). Long story short, i guess someone snatched the last one. Bummer for me. If anyone has an old SILPH scope lying around please let me know. I currently reside in Lavendar Town, but I am willing to travel as far as Celladon or even Cerulean City. I could use a good bike ride anyway lol Im willing to pay what you think its worth, although i wont be scammed! 300 "Pwith2linesthroughit" is my limit. If you are intro trades, I have several masterballs and a pokeflute. thanks for your time! "

1/6/2009 2:48:51 AM

Oh shit I had forgotten about this thread.

Also, ^ LOL.

1/6/2009 2:49:37 AM

hahaha this thread is classic.

1/6/2009 2:56:46 AM

Quote :

"Need Help Changing a Tire on a Small Truck (Morrisville) Reply to: sale-982505279@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-06, 1:17PM EST I need help changing a front tire on a small pickup truck. It went flat a week ago. I don't know how to change a tire and need help. So if you want something to do on Friday early afternoon, please come by. I can give you $10 and a plate of brownies or chocolate chip cookies. There's a spare tire attached to the underside of the truck. "

1/6/2009 4:06:36 PM

haha I would do that

1/6/2009 4:27:52 PM

^ me too. sounds like the beginning of a porno movie to me

1/6/2009 4:29:13 PM

I would walk up 10 minutes later with awesome porn music on a boom box.

1/6/2009 4:30:16 PM

^^ That or the start to a horror movie.

1/6/2009 7:05:34 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/983944558.html



can you say drama?

1/7/2009 3:14:14 PM

COPY / PASTE!!!!

1/7/2009 3:52:26 PM

you fuckers need to learn about the copy and paste functionality of modern-day computers

1/7/2009 3:55:03 PM

is the link not working?

1/7/2009 3:56:02 PM

no that shit's been flagged

1/7/2009 3:57:10 PM

oh...i guess i saw it early

1/7/2009 3:59:39 PM

No shit.

1/7/2009 4:02:55 PM

Making it home... - w4m - 24 (Raleigh)
Reply to: pers-983944558@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-07, 2:56PM EST


Im trying to come back home to Raleigh ..Please help me. I lost my daughter a few years ago and been with this really mean controlling asshole. I want to come back home, Im in Fresno cali. PLease, Dont flag me ,., Im real.. I will do anything... PLease.. I found some pics asshole has of me on this computer, I dont even suppose to be on this. Please have a heart. Please. Happy New Year.. Thank you Karey




god damn yall are some pissy motherfuckers. jesus.

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:04 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2009 4:04:08 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/984400080.html

Quote :

"free breast pump"

1/7/2009 10:13:34 PM

POST

THE

FUCKING

POST

SHIT GETS FLAGGED FAST ON THERE

Quote :

"free breast pump (durham) Reply to: sale-984400080@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-07, 8:54PM EST avent isis iq breast pump - manual or powered by cord. you pick up. * Location: durham * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 984400080"

1/7/2009 10:15:52 PM

ITS

ONLY

FUNNY

FOR

LIKE

5

MINUTES

ANYWAY

1/7/2009 10:19:18 PM

it's not funny at all when we don't get to see the fucking things

1/7/2009 10:19:43 PM