hahaha

6/4/2009 12:37:03 PM

lolol.

i read about companies doing return policies like that.

the reason for the check being "SUPER KINKY ANAL BUTT PLUGS INC RETURN"

and no one wanted to cash them

6/4/2009 12:37:49 PM

seriously jeff. you should have saw the look on the bank tellers face.

6/4/2009 12:39:42 PM

haha, if it makes you feel any better, my girl got me a few months ago...


She wrote something crazy on the memo line about sex. Had I realized this I would have deposited it at an ATM. But noooo....my dumbass handed the check to the bank teller. As she was taking it from my hand, I read what it said... pwnt

6/4/2009 12:42:08 PM

just fyi, I took a self defense class and I know how to knee a guy in the junk the proper way, so best not throw that mess in my face

what did your wife write on the check?

6/4/2009 12:53:54 PM

foi

6/4/2009 1:14:42 PM

just an FYI, It's possible to 'throw' a rubber filled with my (or in this case, grimx's) goof juice while remaining out of kneeing range


I don't remember what she wrote. Something about butt sex probably. Ask Wordsworth. she might remember

[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 1:19 PM. Reason : g]

6/4/2009 1:16:47 PM

6/4/2009 1:21:43 PM

^2 Duh, I know you said you would throw it... I'm just saying I could chase after you

did you really write that KKK thing on Randy's check? (or whatever it was)

6/4/2009 1:28:14 PM

i got long runners legs

6/4/2009 1:29:27 PM

I ran cross country

6/4/2009 1:32:46 PM

me too

6/4/2009 1:34:41 PM

you really think you could catch a naked black guy running down the street? pfft. my lack of clothes would make me more aerodynamic.




yeah, I wrote 'KKK membership dues' on his check.

6/4/2009 1:35:08 PM

haha well I am short and fast and maybe I could get someone's bike...

and that KKK bit is hilarious

6/4/2009 1:37:33 PM

uh oh, talk of bikes. i'm gonna get run over

6/4/2009 1:38:10 PM

I think I would be laughing too hard at his junk flopping around to chase after him.

6/4/2009 1:39:25 PM

victory!!

6/4/2009 1:40:38 PM

ok ok ok all, it's been fun

I'm got to jet though. staffing meeting in the war room @ 2!!1

sadly, I think it's going to be my manager tell us someone is getting laid off :-/
I think I know who it is too.

6/4/2009 1:45:54 PM

^ hopefully not you... God speed

6/4/2009 2:25:08 PM

ugh, i even had to say "no, i'm not in the kkk... he thought it was funny. he is black too. you can still deposit this right?

i wonder if the image of the check is still online.

6/4/2009 5:36:32 PM

^ hahahaha that's pretty funny

you should write a check to him saying "anal beads purchase" or something along those lines

6/4/2009 8:09:47 PM

How much space is enough to give your bf so you're not clingy?

6/4/2009 8:13:06 PM

I think everybody is different but I don't think there's any harm in spending a day or two apart every so often, ya know? Or occasionally make it where yall have separate nights out (girls night, guys night, whatever).

6/4/2009 8:16:41 PM

He lives in MD, I'm in NC, and we don't have but so much phone time.

6/4/2009 8:22:10 PM

Oh ok well that's different.

I was in a long distance relationship for almost 3 years... And I think if there's one thing you can do to really make it work it's to make time for each other. Just like you said, you only have so much phone time and honestly, I don't think there should be a whole lot of "space" when it comes to that and l-d relationships. I think the bf should be understanding of that aspect and shouldn't get upset if you're trying to talk to him while he's out with friends or whatever (I don't know if that's what's happening, just throwing it out there). The friends should be understanding as well. Being in 2 different states is totally different than being in the same town and phone time is crucial..

Now I don't think texting/calling like every hour on the hour is ok, but I don't see a problem with a couple having a certain amount of time set aside each day/night for speaking with each other!

6/4/2009 8:33:22 PM

am I going to get a raise this year?

6/4/2009 8:35:13 PM

I think you should -- you seem to know what you're doing

6/4/2009 8:35:47 PM

aha, none of my jets have fallen out of the sky yet

6/4/2009 8:41:45 PM

I feel like that's worth of a raise I fly a lot so I appreciate people like you haha

6/4/2009 8:46:59 PM

I have a 6 hour car ride... Someone entertain me with questions.

6/5/2009 6:20:47 PM

where you goin?

6/5/2009 6:22:12 PM

Atlanta...

6/5/2009 6:27:28 PM

what kinda car you riding in?

who's driving?

how many people?

why?

6/5/2009 6:28:08 PM

how are you getting internet

6/5/2009 6:32:21 PM

Pontiac G6 V6! Courtesy of Government Motors.

Eric is driving

2 people going there, 3 bodies counting my puppy

To see my dad.... Can't decide if I'm excited or genuinely annoyed.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 6:34 PM. Reason : ^ my BlackBerry]

6/5/2009 6:33:01 PM

tell eric i said hey

how long you gonna stay?

i was also gonna ask BB's question lol

6/5/2009 6:33:58 PM

Just thru Sunday. Thank God.

Haha yeah the joys of having a BlackBerry or any phone with internet capabilities I guess...

6/5/2009 6:38:41 PM

yeah, i posted a fishing update from the boat once on my windows mobile device

so are you originally from georgia?

6/5/2009 6:40:40 PM

Nah, I'm NC born and bred (born in Morehead City actually)... But most of my dads side is in GA. My sister was born in GA tho!

Honestly, I've been there so much its ridiculous.. I would guess I've been to Atlanta well over 50 times, probably pushing close to 75 or 100 times

6/5/2009 6:46:57 PM

should i go to the grocery store and buy something to put on the grill or just eat a pb&j?

6/5/2009 6:49:27 PM

Neither. You should make black bean lasagna rolls!!

6/5/2009 6:53:05 PM

Who's your favorite New Kid?

6/5/2009 6:56:10 PM

ok, pb&j it is!

6/5/2009 6:57:47 PM

ya definitely go with the PBJ

6/5/2009 6:58:50 PM

New kid like NKOTB? Hmm... Joey?

6/5/2009 7:16:19 PM

Call me Joey, Call me Donny, Don't make me get loose!

6/5/2009 7:18:18 PM

You got the right stuff, babyyyy, love the way ya turn me on

6/5/2009 7:33:18 PM

6/5/2009 7:34:59 PM

How are you?

6/5/2009 8:14:43 PM

i should be packing

moving back down east for a bit



how u?

6/5/2009 8:15:25 PM