A 9" inseam is not "short shorts". An 8" isn't on most people.

8/5/2013 4:17:50 PM

some of us need a bigger inseam, if you know what I'm saying.

8/5/2013 4:27:10 PM

ITT I learned that every style of men's shorts get you looked down on by at least one group of people.

Exposed shins are just not compatible with freedom from judgment.

8/5/2013 4:27:11 PM

Quote :

"LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States, JH: Fine LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to. JH: Right LBJ: Now be sure you have the best zippers in them. These are good that I have. If you get those to me I would sure be grateful JH: Fine, Now where would you like them sent please? LBJ: White House."

http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/prestapes/lbj_haggar.html

8/5/2013 4:30:23 PM

Fun Fact: LBJ referred to his penis as "Jumbo"

he was always jealous of JFK and would say "had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose."

8/5/2013 4:52:16 PM

8/5/2013 4:57:46 PM

Bunghole. Lol.

8/5/2013 9:20:47 PM

I found these Ralph Lauren camo cargo shorts on sale

Thoughts?

http://www.stylebop.com/product_details.php?id=421851

9/24/2013 1:28:07 PM

camo and cargo? RL don't know shit about fashion!

9/24/2013 1:52:52 PM

There's a scene in the new GTA where you have to go to a clothing store and they something about cargo shorts. I think it's the mission where you're supposed to dress like a math genius with asperger's.

9/26/2013 12:21:12 PM

^^^
I found this Tom Ford men's pocketbook

http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/Tom-Ford-Suede-Side-Zip-Tote-Bag-Bags-Wallets/prod83600008_cat394711__/?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat394711%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod83600008&cmCat=product

Designers (esp RL) make anything people will buy, just because it's designer doesn't mean it won't make you look like a basement-dwelling mouth breather, just like carrying the Tom Ford bag won't stop you from looking like a queer butt-gargling try hard.

9/26/2013 12:57:28 PM

way to be 2 days late and miss the reference

9/26/2013 1:01:02 PM

One day I am going to read the whole thread.

9/26/2013 1:08:37 PM

where should i buy shoes online?

9/26/2013 1:09:45 PM

Sneakers? Dress shoes? Boots?

9/26/2013 2:49:04 PM

sneakers and other casual shit

9/26/2013 2:53:45 PM

zappos

9/26/2013 2:54:54 PM

If you like Nike's (AF1, SB, dunks, etc.) http://www.flightclubny.com/ is the only place that has a wide enough selection for me to find something I really like.

9/26/2013 3:01:43 PM

^
i like converses. that site has a pretty good selection. thanks dude

[Edited on September 26, 2013 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2013 3:06:33 PM

hahaha

9/26/2013 3:11:43 PM

They have an even better selection in store if you're ever in NY, plus you can try them on, but go to the one on Broadway, despite what google says the one on Greene St is closed.

9/26/2013 4:13:30 PM

http://theminorunc.com/2013/10/03/business-school-student-in-cargo-shorts-marked-absent/

lol

10/4/2013 7:09:16 PM

I'd much rather be seen in cargo shorts than:

Quote :

"high athletic socks with flip flops and an LA Raiders sweatshirt"

10/4/2013 7:18:07 PM

Quote :

"CHAPEL HILL, NC"

10/4/2013 7:38:43 PM

http://www.boston.com/life/fashion/2014/05/13/men-shorts-are-shorter-than-ever-says-wall-street-journal/DEJiFNrD5XBqQr7g4ZPpNL/story.html

5/15/2014 10:55:05 AM

I saw some Abercrombie cargo shorts marked as vintage at a thrift store. So hold on to hope, ye people of Garner.

5/15/2014 11:06:04 AM

^^

lol "shorter than ever" whatever... like they said there, it's just late 70's-80's cycling around

5/15/2014 11:13:43 AM

I really only wear cargo shorts now when I'm hiking or backpacking. Easy place for my whiskey.

5/15/2014 11:21:33 AM

I mostly only wear basketball shorts nowadays if I'm going to wear shorts

5/15/2014 11:23:22 AM

The ladies are on board with this decision.

5/15/2014 11:24:29 AM

5/15/2014 11:30:02 AM

I wear cargo shorts without a belt and keep my cell phone in one pocket and my wallet in the other

come at me, TWW

5/15/2014 11:38:12 AM

I was at pullen park a few weeks ago, I don't know if I saw any men wearing shorts that weren't cargo.. They were pretty much all like low to mid 30s. I didn't have a problem with it, but I was glad I was wearing regular khaki shorts at the time.

5/15/2014 11:38:17 AM

I'll be seeing short shorts on guys this summer? What about dem quads?

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304831304579546312161483266?mod=e2fb

5/15/2014 9:38:57 PM

why the fuck do the shorts on the far left cost $232?

5/15/2014 9:51:23 PM

Quote :

"Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam! "

5/15/2014 10:20:53 PM

Quote :

"SKY'S OUT THIGHS OUT"

5/15/2014 11:04:06 PM

Bustin' out my cargo shorts...weather's getting nice!

5/16/2014 9:13:38 AM

And the style's getting bad/apathetic/sloppy.

5/16/2014 9:42:05 AM

just say no to nuthuggers

[Edited on May 16, 2014 at 9:44 AM. Reason : .]

5/16/2014 9:44:44 AM

5/22/2014 8:28:18 AM

If a guy wants to wear Chubs or another brand of shorter short then that's fine. The worst is seeing these pear-shaped guys in outlet store polos and short shorts that give that entire dress style a bad name.

5/22/2014 8:32:44 AM

short shorts on men don't need anything to give them a bad name.

i did some yard work last eveing in cargo shorts, i used them to store some okra and jalapenos when i was collecting my vegetables... but i was in my backyard, so i don't think anyone saw my fashion faux pas

8/6/2014 12:01:38 PM

Quote :

"outlet Store Polo "

8/6/2014 12:25:57 PM

Quote :

""

These guys look like they were in an accident at an Easter Egg factory.

8/6/2014 2:51:37 PM

Quote :

"The worst is seeing these pear-shaped guys in outlet store polos and short shorts that give that entire dress style a bad name."

also XXL polo outlet oxfords with short shorts

[Edited on August 6, 2014 at 2:55 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2014 2:55:07 PM

I think the short shorts are the bigger issue here.

8/6/2014 3:04:15 PM

I'm not going to revamp my wardrobe every time you fashion dicks decide what's in or not. Fuck off. I got better things to do with my time than worry about what you or anyone else thinks is fashionable. On a related note, I've always worn "short" shorts... that knee length or longer bullshit is annoying to wear

[Edited on August 6, 2014 at 3:31 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2014 3:30:13 PM

8/7/2014 3:48:01 PM

Quote :

"that knee length or longer bullshit is annoying to wear"

about an inch or two above the knee is the sweet spot for me.

8/7/2014 4:38:11 PM