i don't know man...you better hang on to her...

you never know when another one is going to come along

4/10/2008 9:18:01 PM

it aint exactly hard.

4/10/2008 9:19:06 PM

sarcasm is hard

4/10/2008 9:19:50 PM

perhaps.

althoguh if i take this job, i should prlly go ahead and get my bonin' out of the way huh

4/10/2008 9:20:54 PM

yeah....

cause you're guaranteed never to get laid again in texas

4/10/2008 9:21:38 PM

It ain't texas i'd be worried about

in fact

i'd prllly do better in texas than here





FUCK YEAH RYAN HOWARD




them bitches think 100k/yr is ballin

4/10/2008 9:22:54 PM

it's not?

4/10/2008 9:23:21 PM

not really.

this whole 2 conversations in this thread and the pm are getting out of hand

but it's a good trade, time wise.

4/10/2008 9:24:02 PM

it's like over 3 times what i make...

that's pretty baller to me

4/10/2008 9:25:11 PM

if i could not spend 2k+ a month in bars i guess i'd be pretty baller too

4/10/2008 9:26:13 PM

rub it in why don't you

4/10/2008 9:26:55 PM

i've got something you can rub

4/10/2008 9:27:36 PM

i prefer you do the rubbing

4/10/2008 9:27:53 PM

fine.

mutual rubbing it is.

4/10/2008 9:29:55 PM

hey pilgrim send me those pics of livinproof





nahhhhhh i think i'm just gonna go pass out

4/10/2008 9:30:36 PM

^^no deal....

i don't rub until i've been sufficiently rubbed

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ^]

4/10/2008 9:30:42 PM

look the handle bed comes ini tomorrow

and i decided on the setup where,

the far window is centered behind the bed

so while im sleigh'n a broad on the sleigh bed i can look out the window and wave to the people walking home from the bar that didnt pick up some floozie

4/10/2008 9:32:39 PM

glad I'm not bringing teh crazy extra hard today

though I am bringin something else extra hard...

4/10/2008 9:33:00 PM

thats actually madly genius

4/10/2008 9:33:11 PM

wow...who planned that set up?

4/10/2008 9:33:16 PM

we're gonna have to go with US

you can already take enough credit in this setup, dear

4/10/2008 9:33:41 PM

hell no...i TOTALLY planned that...because you were all like "wut?"

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:35 PM. Reason : i'm the one pulling the trigger...remember ]

4/10/2008 9:34:49 PM

man

now im going to have to try and remember to change my normal line of

"sit on my face"

to

"grab a handle and sit of my face"

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : e]

4/10/2008 9:36:02 PM

i fought the nap and the nap won


hope i get to bed at a decent hour

tomorrows a heavy surgery day

4/10/2008 9:36:16 PM

^^

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : i think the handles are self-explanatory]

4/10/2008 9:36:25 PM

perhaps.

although im curious as to how well my restraint system will work with the larger mattress size and depth

it was designed for a full :[

4/10/2008 9:38:04 PM

i'm sure you'll rig something up

4/10/2008 9:38:52 PM

oh yeah

def

4/10/2008 9:39:20 PM

hey...fuck you buddy...

i don't look like a dude

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : at least i hope not....if i do you'll be trying to stick your penis up my butt ]

4/10/2008 9:40:44 PM

in that one i commented on

perhaps more of a transexual

4/10/2008 9:41:39 PM

i hate you so much

4/10/2008 9:42:16 PM

i like short hair like crazy though

remember

4/10/2008 9:42:54 PM

back peddling mother fucker

4/10/2008 9:43:28 PM

i know this guy and the girl

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/2696604/

4/10/2008 9:44:01 PM

look it works on normal women

4/10/2008 9:44:04 PM

by normal you mean psycho crazy bitches?

4/10/2008 9:44:32 PM

that's not normal?

4/10/2008 9:45:24 PM

unfortunately

4/10/2008 9:46:10 PM

ok so looking at the picture again, maybe not so much a dude, but more of a like 10 year old boy

4/10/2008 9:49:11 PM

Quote :

"poor LK...the aliens got her"

dude i don't even know what happened with that!

4/10/2008 9:50:01 PM

^^bite my fat white ass


^yeah...that was crazy....haha

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : asfd]

4/10/2008 9:50:29 PM

the one with the glasses tho

4/10/2008 9:51:31 PM

^^I haven't talked to Livin in ages!

and the smiley is cute

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : a]

4/10/2008 9:51:39 PM

I need a woman! i mean, fuck!

4/10/2008 9:51:44 PM

come on utley

4/10/2008 9:52:30 PM

^^^^FUCK YOU

^^^haaaaaaaaaaaaaay giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : afsd]

4/10/2008 9:52:40 PM

to go out or not. be broke or be bored. hmm

4/10/2008 9:54:52 PM

aslkfjhldfh flkjteorh df:blargh:

4/10/2008 9:56:39 PM

if things don't pick up here soon i'm going to finish this beer and go back to the house...

and drink 2 more beers and have dirty texts/pms/ims...

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:57 PM. Reason : fgj]

4/10/2008 9:57:11 PM

here's an idea

plz dont forward them to me

i dont want to see your loverboy's junk

4/10/2008 9:58:08 PM