My tummy hurts

4/12/2008 10:27:07 PM

how could you...

4/12/2008 10:29:18 PM

Whad i do?

4/12/2008 10:48:13 PM

And i want a back rub

4/12/2008 10:53:59 PM

4/12/2008 10:59:21 PM

ps: if you are going to rub my back at least press hard enough. b/c light back rub doesn't count

4/12/2008 11:07:18 PM

i dont wanna work on my paper

4/12/2008 11:10:24 PM

^ me either

4/12/2008 11:11:21 PM

still need to get laid.

4/12/2008 11:16:22 PM

A glass full of bourbon and the need to get laid whether I want to or not.

4/12/2008 11:22:24 PM

i do enjoy that helicopters patrol my neighborhood

4/12/2008 11:38:33 PM

I either want to be rid of these completely, or just not need them.

4/12/2008 11:51:51 PM

whenever i start listening to music really loud that means a nervous breakdown is on the horizon

4/12/2008 11:54:49 PM

how much of this is wanting to be able evaluate item B thoroughly, before moving on?

4/13/2008 12:17:26 AM

yea, i can fly

4/13/2008 12:18:30 AM

what day is it?

4/13/2008 12:27:33 AM

haha i had that happen to me earlier today...i couldnt figure out why there was no 6pm news

4/13/2008 12:28:12 AM

it can't be thursday still right?

4/13/2008 12:32:25 AM

nah...shit its like sunday now

4/13/2008 12:32:46 AM

damn, it is

well, I'm off to some party

4/13/2008 12:34:50 AM

This heres a story about billy joe and bobbie sue
Two young lovers with nothin better to do




not leavin yet!

4/13/2008 12:48:05 AM

i just don't fucking know

4/13/2008 12:53:16 AM

where the fuck is my guitar?

how the hell do you lose a guitar

4/13/2008 12:54:00 AM

on the one hand, it's incredibly exciting and awesome

on the other, it's incredibly depressing

4/13/2008 1:04:22 AM

here's the windup, and the pitch...

4/13/2008 1:17:40 AM

im in a fuck it an full throttle mood tonight. this will not end well i can feel it. too bad i have very little impulse control.

4/13/2008 1:51:21 AM

i got a lap dance at pure gold compliments from my manager tonight

it was great.
at first she was like "you know you have a hole in your pants right?"
and i said "yeah...it's laundry day"
later in the dance she kept laughing and told me she kept wanting to put her hand up the hold in my pants

awesome as hell, but im so glad i didn't pay for it

4/13/2008 3:00:25 AM

i'm tired.

4/13/2008 3:02:11 AM

how much i love tofu

4/13/2008 3:03:33 AM

i am also tired doug funny

4/13/2008 3:03:38 AM

i wish people wouldn't comment on my user name so much.

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 3:04 AM. Reason : it's annoying]

4/13/2008 3:04:31 AM

boo freaking hoo

4/13/2008 3:05:12 AM

i'm going to bed. the wolf web is boring.

4/13/2008 3:09:03 AM

haha- i'm glad those fuck faces couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. and who goes by and tries to egg people at a bar?

I am also glad I was drinking my first beer of the night, because otherwise I might have been inclined to throw my bottle at their asses

4/13/2008 3:59:46 AM

really really glad i didn't have to hurt someone tonight. relieved if you will.

4/13/2008 5:39:03 AM

damn that sucks^^ what a lame thing to do

4/13/2008 5:40:57 AM

I feel bad cause I sold something on ebay and the person misread the auction and did a "buy it now." I had to break the news that they weren't getting what they thought they were getting. It's their fault for not reading the auction, yet I'm the one who feels bad.

4/13/2008 9:23:11 AM

ONE MORE WEEK TO DONATE TO THE SPCA K9-3K!!!


http://www.spcawake.org/goto/mayfair-maryelise

4/13/2008 10:15:29 AM

I have a big knot under my right shoulder blade and it hurts

4/13/2008 10:21:14 AM

it's time to quit smoking

4/13/2008 10:25:26 AM

^

yeppp

4/13/2008 10:29:55 AM

this has to be the longest thursday ever

4/13/2008 10:45:04 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

4/13/2008 11:00:09 AM

Yay!!! I moved up in my NASCAR pool!!

4/13/2008 11:14:53 AM

I miss my longer hair

4/13/2008 11:42:11 AM

Its great not having a hangover today

4/13/2008 11:43:16 AM

indeed

4/13/2008 11:43:41 AM

naked

Hungover

At ecu, wonder what kind of disease I got last night

4/13/2008 12:06:08 PM

4/13/2008 12:07:19 PM

teh aids

IN THE YEAR 2212

[Edited on April 13, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2008 12:07:25 PM