I thought he had 66. What's up with all those other hands.

6/5/2008 11:49:07 PM

I'm gonna stop playing for a while. This is the biggest bunch of rigged bullshit I've ever seen in my life...

PokerStars Game #17947621499: Tournament #91039512, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/06/06 - 01:17:00 (ET)
Table '91039512 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: ZOMBIE..AE (2852 in chips)
Seat 3: badger sa (2152 in chips)
Seat 7: cepx (6401 in chips)
Seat 8: Scrumples (2095 in chips)
ZOMBIE..AE: posts the ante 25
badger sa: posts the ante 25
cepx: posts the ante 25
Scrumples: posts the ante 25
cepx: posts small blind 200
Scrumples: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [Ks Kd]
ZOMBIE..AE: calls 400
badger sa: folds
cepx: folds
Scrumples: raises 1670 to 2070 and is all-in
ZOMBIE..AE: calls 1670
*** FLOP *** [Qc Js Kc]
*** TURN *** [Qc Js Kc] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Js Kc 9s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Scrumples: shows [Ks Kd] (a straight, Nine to King)
ZOMBIE..AE: shows [Ac Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ZOMBIE..AE collected 4440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4440 | Rake 0
Board [Qc Js Kc 9s Ts]
Seat 2: ZOMBIE..AE showed [Ac Ad] and won (4440) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: badger sa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cepx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Scrumples (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a straight, Nine to King


I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

6/6/2008 12:25:11 PM

it's probably an inside job. super users and what not.

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : .]

6/6/2008 12:34:15 PM

OMG KK lost to AA

6/6/2008 12:49:24 PM

If the stakes were higher I'd go into this rant about how the guy in now way deserved those cards for the way he'd been playing all game. But at levels like that I guess you have to expect shit to go down...

ahahahah

ITS THE WAY I LOST DAMNIT

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 12:50 PM. Reason : k]

6/6/2008 12:50:25 PM

OMG KK lost to AA...all in prefloip

6/6/2008 12:51:33 PM

Did I really have a choice with those blinds, my stack, and those cards? After all, he did just make a call...

I wouldve done the same after the flop most likely when that 3rd K came.

6/6/2008 12:58:34 PM

So what, you're pissed off you can't win every time?

[Edited on June 6, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : ]

6/6/2008 12:59:47 PM

6/6/2008 1:39:52 PM

You played it right, you had 3 of a kind while he had a pair. He just got lucky and drew the turn and the river to make a striaght.

It's the hand we all dread, the one when you think you have clearly won then get beat on some freak chance they draw 2 or 3 of the exact cards they needed in a row.. oh well it's what makes it fun.

6/7/2008 2:58:38 AM

It is ridiculous to post that shit here and expect people to care. If you were playing 300/600 someone might care about your KK losing to AA, but really you are posting $0.10-$1.00 tournaments, what do you expect? Johnny Chan is not sitting next to you in these.

6/7/2008 4:23:02 AM

Quote :

"you had 3 of a kind while he had a pair. He just got lucky and drew the turn and the river to make a striaght."

Did you even read the hand???

6/7/2008 10:48:29 AM

played with Turner thursday night. Needless to say I walked away impressed. Completely controlled the action and cleared ~$1500 in about 5 hours of a 1/2 NL 200 max buy-in.

He was always a good player, but his game is on another stratosphere now.

So I'm flying home and the guy beside me is reading a poker magazine and I glance over and he's reading an article Turner wrote in Bluff magazine with his picture taking up half the page. Hilarious.

It almost inspired me to make another run at things but I just don't think I have the love of the game or the control over the alcohol to be anything more than a grinder. Glad to see good people making things work out there though.

6/7/2008 4:17:23 PM

Quote :

"It is ridiculous to post that shit here and expect people to care. If you were playing 300/600 someone might care about your KK losing to AA, but really you are posting $0.10-$1.00 tournaments, what do you expect? Johnny Chan is not sitting next to you in these."

Just keeping the thread alive. I frequently make fun of myself, so I don't see the point in you being a douchebag over this...

6/7/2008 4:21:39 PM

WTF!

PokerStars Game #17986176209: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/07 - 20:00:08 (ET)
Table 'Azalea II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Bobster0007 ($23.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Meuselwitzer ($7.15 in chips)
Seat 3: lolopataya1 ($17.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Typhicane ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 5: DBJ1986 ($10.20 in chips)
Seat 6: drockrcj17 ($7.35 in chips)
Seat 7: tmerca ($22.80 in chips)
Seat 9: Turbo Play20 ($24.30 in chips)
Typhicane: posts small blind $0.10
DBJ1986: posts big blind $0.25
CuCbKu: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Typhicane [Tc Td]
drockrcj17: folds
tmerca: calls $0.25
Turbo Play20: folds
Bobster0007: calls $0.25
Meuselwitzer: calls $0.25
lolopataya1: calls $0.25
Typhicane: raises $1.50 to $1.75
DBJ1986: calls $1.50
tmerca: folds
Bobster0007: folds
Meuselwitzer: calls $1.50
lolopataya1: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [3s 5d 7c]
Typhicane: bets $5
DBJ1986: folds
Meuselwitzer: calls $5
lolopataya1: folds
*** TURN *** [3s 5d 7c] [9d]
Typhicane: bets $7.50 and is all-in
Meuselwitzer: calls $0.40 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.10) returned to Typhicane
*** RIVER *** [3s 5d 7c 9d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Typhicane: shows [Tc Td] (a pair of Tens)
Meuselwitzer: shows [9h 6h] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
Meuselwitzer collected $17.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.30 | Rake $0.85
Board [3s 5d 7c 9d 6c]
Seat 1: Bobster0007 folded before Flop
Seat 2: Meuselwitzer showed [9h 6h] and won ($17.45) with two pair, Nines and Sixes
Seat 3: lolopataya1 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Typhicane (small blind) showed [Tc Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: DBJ1986 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: drockrcj17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tmerca folded before Flop
Seat 9: Turbo Play20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6/7/2008 8:02:52 PM

I'm off to a great start

PokerStars Game #18000946220: Tournament #90359616, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (50/100) - 2008/06/08 - 13:14:03 (ET)
Table '90359616 341' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DieLange17 (9650 in chips)
Seat 2: david0603 (9000 in chips)
Seat 3: Q6-theory (10250 in chips)
Seat 4: ThEcLaiMEer (10000 in chips)
Seat 5: Team_allday1 (9204 in chips)
Seat 6: bull_99 (12050 in chips)
Seat 7: BW235 (10350 in chips)
Seat 8: Universe112 (11846 in chips)
Seat 9: busto_soon (10650 in chips)
david0603: posts small blind 50
Q6-theory: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Ac Js]
ThEcLaiMEer: folds
Team_allday1: folds
bull_99: folds
BW235: folds
Universe112: folds
busto_soon: folds
DieLange17: raises 100 to 200
david0603: calls 150
Q6-theory: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh Qs Th]
david0603: checks
DieLange17: bets 500
david0603: raises 1000 to 1500
DieLange17: raises 7950 to 9450 and is all-in
david0603: calls 7300 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (650) returned to DieLange17
*** TURN *** [Kh Qs Th] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Qs Th 3d] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603: shows [Ac Js] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
DieLange17: shows [Tc Qd] (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
DieLange17 collected 18100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18100 | Rake 0
Board [Kh Qs Th 3d Qc]
Seat 1: DieLange17 (button) showed [Tc Qd] and won (18100) with a full house, Queens full of Tens
Seat 2: david0603 (small blind) showed [Ac Js] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: Q6-theory (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ThEcLaiMEer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Team_allday1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bull_99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BW235 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Universe112 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: busto_soon folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6/8/2008 1:16:34 PM

that sucks balls.

sry dude.

6/8/2008 4:02:40 PM

This play always makes me laugh.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6746107118: $17,500 Guarantee (50569404), Table 12 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:31:53 ET - 2008/06/08
Seat 1: Bull George (3,474)
Seat 2: cardtrap (5,839)
Seat 3: jdest (2,310)
Seat 4: witcher1984 (2,600)
Seat 5: foxypham (2,405)
Seat 6: david0603 (4,227)
Seat 7: Dino Grigio (3,420)
Seat 8: PETCH729 (1,830)
Seat 9: 909turkey (6,465)
witcher1984 posts the small blind of 20
foxypham posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [9h 9c]
david0603 calls 40
Dino Grigio calls 40
PETCH729 folds
909turkey folds
Bull George raises to 220
cardtrap folds
jdest folds
witcher1984 folds
foxypham folds
david0603 calls 180
Dino Grigio folds
*** FLOP *** [2s Js 3h]
david0603 checks
Bull George bets 3,254, and is all in
david0603 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,254 returned to Bull George

6/8/2008 4:34:15 PM

PokerStars Game #18005842595: Tournament #90361464, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (100/200) - 2008/06/08 - 17:04:04 (ET)
Table '90361464 667' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: KTEN24 (9300 in chips)
Seat 2: david0603 (9350 in chips)
Seat 3: tootallv8 (7025 in chips)
Seat 4: I COVR U (6500 in chips)
Seat 5: p chess (15750 in chips)
Seat 6: Emurder22 (12500 in chips)
Seat 7: NOWHY (10700 in chips)
Seat 8: Nighttrasher (5700 in chips)
Seat 9: mattym3 (10975 in chips)
I COVR U: posts small blind 100
p chess: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [As Ad]
Emurder22: raises 400 to 600
NOWHY: folds
Nighttrasher: calls 600
mattym3: folds
KTEN24: folds
david0603: raises 1400 to 2000
tootallv8: folds
I COVR U: folds
p chess: folds
Emurder22: calls 1400
Nighttrasher: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Jh]
Emurder22: bets 1400
david0603: raises 5950 to 7350 and is all-in
Emurder22: calls 5950
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Jh] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Jh Ah] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Emurder22: shows [Jd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
david0603: shows [As Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)

6/8/2008 5:12:29 PM

such rigged bullshit

6/8/2008 5:32:09 PM

Nah, it's not rigged.

PokerStars Game #18007488178: Tournament #90369578, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/06/08 - 18:15:43 (ET)
Table '90369578 110' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: T23D23 (3425 in chips)
Seat 2: animos1 (4800 in chips)
Seat 3: thepokerchic (2310 in chips)
Seat 4: trujillopr (6545 in chips)
Seat 5: Charbarj41 (4790 in chips)
Seat 6: Dany1984 (11033 in chips)
Seat 7: LA2010 (4665 in chips)
Seat 8: Quads420 (1965 in chips)
Seat 9: david0603 (1345 in chips)
thepokerchic: posts small blind 75
trujillopr: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Ah Tc]
Charbarj41: folds
Dany1984: folds
LA2010: folds
Quads420: folds
david0603: raises 1195 to 1345 and is all-in
T23D23: folds
animos1: folds
thepokerchic: folds
trujillopr: calls 1195
*** FLOP *** [6h 8s 5d]
*** TURN *** [6h 8s 5d] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8s 5d Td] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trujillopr: shows [6c Ac] (three of a kind, Sixes)
david0603: shows [Ah Tc] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)

6/8/2008 6:17:37 PM

whew...

i'll never understand this play

Full Tilt Poker Game #6749785153: $550 + $20 Heads Up Sit & Go (51305902), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:43 ET - 2008/06/08
Seat 1: willcutyou (1,770)
Seat 2: Ill Hellmuth (1,230)
willcutyou posts the small blind of 25
Ill Hellmuth posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ill Hellmuth [5d Qd]
willcutyou raises to 100
Ill Hellmuth calls 50
*** FLOP *** [4d 9d 2d]
Ill Hellmuth checks
willcutyou bets 100
Ill Hellmuth raises to 500
willcutyou raises to 1,670, and is all in
Ill Hellmuth calls 630, and is all in
willcutyou shows [Kd 7c]
Ill Hellmuth shows [5d Qd]
Uncalled bet of 540 returned to willcutyou
*** TURN *** [4d 9d 2d] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [4d 9d 2d 9s] [2c]
willcutyou shows two pair, Nines and Twos
Ill Hellmuth shows a flush, Queen high
Ill Hellmuth wins the pot (2,460) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,460 | Rake 0
Board: [4d 9d 2d 9s 2c]
Seat 1: willcutyou (small blind) showed [Kd 7c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Twos
Seat 2: Ill Hellmuth (big blind) showed [5d Qd] and won (2,460) with a flush, Queen high

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : .]

6/8/2008 9:23:28 PM

He had the k high flush draw and an over, two overs if you had hit middle or bottom pair. What are the chances you flop the flush heads up?

6/8/2008 9:49:12 PM

i mean what would u thought i had there

6/8/2008 9:52:22 PM

A9

6/8/2008 9:53:11 PM

so I could understand if he had the Ad, but not with what he had.

i mean what if i had Ad 9x, he's completely fucked. it just seems like a bad play on his part, bc why would I check raise a flop like that with A9 no diamonds

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 10:03 PM. Reason : .]

6/8/2008 10:02:05 PM

looks like turner bubble boyed the 50k horse sat.

6/8/2008 10:02:12 PM

Yeah, was just talking with him. 3rd place payed 0

6/8/2008 10:03:35 PM

ya

i watched the last like 30 minutes

short stacking stud and the like for 50k

yipes

6/8/2008 10:04:46 PM

Sucks. On a positive note we just made the money for UBs 200K.

6/8/2008 10:08:48 PM

btw if anyone plays on FT

look for frankie0324 guy is awful. i probably make at least 200 every time he is on

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ^ gg]

6/8/2008 10:11:01 PM

Thx. What does he play?

6/8/2008 10:13:22 PM

heads up matches

like 55 +2.5 and 110 +5

6/8/2008 10:15:58 PM

Is there any methodology behind moving people to different tables or is it all random?

1. No, I don't know.
2. Seems like I'm moved everytime I win a big pot.

[Edited on June 8, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : k]

6/8/2008 10:35:37 PM

They balance the tables to keep the total chip count about the same for each table.

6/8/2008 10:37:16 PM

gotcha.

6/8/2008 10:38:28 PM

That's my guess, but here's a more official response.

# As players are eliminated from the tournament, the software may balance tables to ensure all tables have an equal number (or as close as possible) number of active players. The balancing of tables is done randomly and, although rare, may result in a player having to post several big blinds in a row. When nine players remain in a Hold'em or Omaha tournament or eight players remain in a Seven Card Stud tournament, all players are brought together at the "final table".

6/8/2008 10:40:10 PM

Quote :

"They balance the tables to keep the total chip count about the same for each table."

thats def not it. david i know youve seen ridiculously stacked tables in tourneys

6/8/2008 11:19:22 PM

Apparently you missed my follow up post.

6/8/2008 11:21:00 PM

sorry, i didnt refresh the screen for like 30 min when i posted and didnt see your response

6/9/2008 1:33:06 AM

So i've really been thinking about that KK play, especially now in this satellite where XX amount
of seats are given to the top players. That situation is more of what I had in mind when I posted the hand history even though it was just a 4th spot bubble in a 10+1. It seemed like somehow somewhere someone might have folded that hand if they had an idea that the BB would call as an underdog, lose and get you in the money. The "fold until you have aces" was pretty insulting, but I suppose it had some amount of sarcastic truth to it. I know if i happened to have been a 1000 dollar sng I would have thought pretty hard about being a pussy and folding.

[Edited on June 9, 2008 at 6:12 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2008 6:10:17 PM

Okay, from my limited experience playing, Germans are the worst card players out of any nationality.

Anybody wanna chime in on this?

btw it's not just intellipoker.

[Edited on June 9, 2008 at 6:26 PM. Reason : k]

6/9/2008 6:25:10 PM

Scandinavians.

6/9/2008 7:06:34 PM

Middle Easterners

6/9/2008 7:34:42 PM

Sigur Ros is horrible.

6/9/2008 7:50:02 PM

^^

6/9/2008 8:44:11 PM

Quote :

"I know if i happened to have been a 1000 dollar sng I would have thought pretty hard about being a pussy and folding."

Why? Are you playing for the bubble? I plays for 1st, not to get my buy in back. If you play to get your buy in back, you might as well just not play.

6/9/2008 10:56:40 PM

damnit, i suck SO BAD at heads up. it's like exposing my bet sizing weaknesses TENFOLD.

ugh.

6/11/2008 2:16:23 PM

I'm selling some composite nevada jacks in my classifieds thread if anyone is interested.



[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : ,]

6/11/2008 3:10:51 PM

i just beat this dude Tom Callahan on FT 5x in a row for 220 a piece.

he comes highly recommended if you catch him online

6/11/2008 9:53:25 PM