ok..i'm in fuquay people...

we don't have fancy stuff like panera and cookout

4/18/2008 12:15:09 PM

psh


ok go to Big Bill's BBQ Bistro

4/18/2008 12:15:50 PM

I had to order lunch n learn for the office so I'm grubbin on that. Hibachi Xpress

4/18/2008 12:15:56 PM

yes i'm 24 and so looking forward to this movie

4/18/2008 12:22:15 PM

I've been looking foward to it since i saw the teaser trailer during the super bowl!!

4/18/2008 12:23:38 PM

yes, me too

4/18/2008 12:24:09 PM

oh my god


what in the hell is going on

4/18/2008 12:25:31 PM

^^^^ I'm in.

4/18/2008 12:26:12 PM

sigh

4/18/2008 12:27:28 PM

LivinProof78 more than just a pair of tits . . .

4/18/2008 12:47:54 PM

wow papa johns sounds kinda good right now

4/18/2008 12:51:25 PM

is there still a "letters to inanimate objects" thread?

4/18/2008 12:52:34 PM

I thought you were going to lay out or something?

4/18/2008 12:53:33 PM

i was going to but i had to come back in

4/18/2008 12:54:55 PM

guess i'm gonna go warm up my leftover pizza now and do some laundry....if anyone wants to do a paper for me i will pay...just throwing that out there

4/18/2008 12:55:10 PM

Damn I wanna play some golf..beautiful outside today

4/18/2008 12:59:09 PM

Quote :

"LivinProof78 more than just a pair of tits . . ."

dude...you're fucking up my game...

i have a reputation to uphold you know

4/18/2008 1:04:33 PM

i wonder does avon sell shit to pamper my manly skin... hmmmm

4/18/2008 1:07:20 PM

you must not be much of a man to want to pamper it, mail in your mancard immediately

4/18/2008 1:09:36 PM

...time to pass out again


I'm not getting ANYTHING done today

4/18/2008 1:10:34 PM

If guns kill people, then spoons made Oprah fat.

4/18/2008 1:10:39 PM

^^^nucca i use gentle exfoliating dove soaps, and pantene shampoos and conditioners. the women love this shit man, and i look good.

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:11 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/18/2008 1:11:28 PM

ahahahaha

4/18/2008 1:11:32 PM

4/18/2008 1:12:35 PM

and i just cut my hair son. if women can have very healthy looking skin, why cant i? thats probably why most women have a little butch in their blood is because they like the pampered skin that women usually have.

4/18/2008 1:14:08 PM

Quote :

"LivinProof78 more than just a great pair of tits . . ."

fixed

4/18/2008 1:15:20 PM

she aint got no ass tho

4/18/2008 1:17:07 PM

hahahahahaha i just looked back at some of my OLD letters to inanimate objects and wtf?! i LOLed

4/18/2008 1:17:12 PM

^ you're welcome...i'm really bored at work today, so i have nothing better to do

4/18/2008 1:17:55 PM

Quote :

"i wonder does avon sell shit to pamper my manly skin... hmmmm"

as a matter of fact they do...

we have a whole line of stuff just for men

4/18/2008 1:18:05 PM

show me them.

4/18/2008 1:18:39 PM

they're probably just funny to me b/c i know i wrote them...

4/18/2008 1:19:34 PM

Quote :

"pantene shampoos and conditioners"

lulz


i never said you shouldn't clean yourself

just don't be all queero about it

bonus for using nucca

4/18/2008 1:20:30 PM

that thread used to be my addiction....

4/18/2008 1:21:09 PM

naw bro, i don't have a queer atom in my body , anyone that knows me could tell you that. just want to give silky smooth skin back to the ladies

4/18/2008 1:22:06 PM

Quote :

"Dear Page 2, I have not read you, nor have I read page 1 (other than a few posts), but I thought that it would be a nice break from writing my paper to write to you. It's too bad that Apocalypse is not an inanimate object b/c I would write to him to thank him for this thread that gave me break for the stupid paper I am writing. Anyway, I think I should try to get back to it for now. Thanks again! Love, NCSUGirl83"

and then

Quote :

"Dear Self I realize that you are not inanimate. I would just like to tell you that right now you are really bothering me b/c you are sitting on my leg and making my knee hurt and my foot fall asleep. I would also like to ask you why you called page 7 page 2. Are you stupid? I'm really starting to think you might be. ~Heather"

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ]

4/18/2008 1:23:03 PM

thats not really that funny, because i'm not you and i don't get your funny.

4/18/2008 1:24:20 PM

OMFG DOUBLE NEG DOUBLE NEG!!!!

Quote :

"not inanimate"

4/18/2008 1:24:45 PM

told ya...

4/18/2008 1:24:55 PM

Quote :

"just want to give silky smooth skin back to the ladies"

and we appreciate you for this

4/18/2008 1:25:14 PM

Not trying to be creep er nothing but i share her humor.

4/18/2008 1:26:01 PM

^ i am just joshing her!

ladies i am allowing free rubs of my skin today at borders after work. come on out!

4/18/2008 1:26:56 PM

do you work at borders? or just hanging out there?

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : either way, ♥]

4/18/2008 1:27:55 PM

Quote :

"LivinProof78 more than just a great pair of tits . . ."

that didn't really help...

how am i supposed to be objectified by men if you let them know i'm multi-dimensional

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : ^^look at my website ]

4/18/2008 1:29:41 PM

^^ i hang out there.

4/18/2008 1:30:26 PM

i hang out at b&n...idk where there's a borders

4/18/2008 1:30:58 PM

^^that could mean oh so much

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:31 PM. Reason : girl is quick]

4/18/2008 1:30:58 PM

^^in cary right off of 440 on buck jones

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : asdfg]

4/18/2008 1:32:08 PM

Apparently the dingalings on security at Houston hobby airport can't tell the difference in my clip of stainless collar stays and a switchblade.

Fun times!

4/18/2008 1:33:13 PM

Quote :

"Apparently the dingalings on security at Houston hobby airport can't tell the difference in my clip of stainless collar stays and a switchblade. Fun times!"

but they should have remembered the homo that came in there monday with the same issue and let you go on through

[Edited on April 18, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : asdf]

4/18/2008 1:34:49 PM