WTF. My boyfriend's cat puked hairballs on my coworkers files that she let me borrow.

4/19/2008 7:57:47 AM

i'm thinking i was really popular on here last night...

and i wasn't even on here last night

4/19/2008 8:56:21 AM

i used to think i was cool because chembob sent me PMs


but then i found out he PMs everyone


i feel so dirty. so used.

4/19/2008 9:55:57 AM

head...it pounds

shots...i need more of them

ok GOODBYE tdub, we going out on the beach now with my doggie to pick up some womenz

4/19/2008 10:07:17 AM

hahhahaha...that picture is awesome

4/19/2008 10:25:13 AM

i need to clean my house...

i think i'll do that tomorrow...

i'm too unmotivated to get up and do anything right now

4/19/2008 10:50:39 AM

should i take my dog out on the beach?? i dont want her to get too hot but i guess she can get in the water to cool off and i could bring her back at worst?

4/19/2008 10:51:01 AM

hell yes...

that cute ass puppy will have all the women swarming

4/19/2008 10:52:01 AM

yea my away message is "on the beach gettin cougared"

4/19/2008 10:52:44 AM

should've brought apples to apples

4/19/2008 10:59:59 AM

it is sad that what i look foreword to the most on weekends is going to work

4/19/2008 11:16:56 AM

will you PLEASE pop that enormous ego of yours, no. one. cares.

4/19/2008 11:58:20 AM

WTF did one of my roommates puke in the sink two days ago? God damn it.

Also, where the fuck is this "Temp2" probe SpeedFan is talking about that's running so fucking hot
I bet THAT is part of the cause of my PC woes

4/19/2008 12:00:13 PM

^^ I can't help it

sorry

4/19/2008 12:10:19 PM

does anybody wanna get some mexican? i dont have any real friends so i have to look on the internet

4/19/2008 12:23:14 PM

yay! got the puppy back!

4/19/2008 12:29:56 PM

dammit mike gordon you got my hopes up thinking you wanted to go get some mexican food

4/19/2008 12:31:41 PM

i'd go get some mexican with you if i was in raliegh

4/19/2008 12:32:26 PM

4/19/2008 12:34:34 PM

I was browsing the new photos thing and found this great photoshop opportunity

4/19/2008 12:35:47 PM

Quote :

"I can't help it sorry "

4/19/2008 12:35:50 PM

k next question is where is the best mexican in raleigh?

4/19/2008 12:48:02 PM

where can we get good mexican?

4/19/2008 12:48:17 PM

jinx

4/19/2008 12:48:32 PM

DOH!

4/19/2008 12:49:13 PM

i have nothing to do today.

4/19/2008 12:53:09 PM

babysitting the two week old tonight....let's hope for an uneventful night

4/19/2008 12:53:42 PM

Quote :

"I was browsing the new photos thing and found this great photoshop opportunity "

OHHHH GEEEEEZ. i don't know what everyone else was doing but i was trying to eat cold fried chicken.

4/19/2008 1:26:49 PM

whatever you slut

4/19/2008 1:32:11 PM

yes because i look so sexy in that picture
MMMMM MASHED POTATOES

4/19/2008 1:56:28 PM

also last night i dreamed about tww. well first i dreamed that i was eating at the most amazing wedding buffet i've ever seen and i was making one of those mashed potato martini things with the cheese and chives and bacon bits.

then i dreamed i met two twwers at a mexican place for beers? and it was corona in a plastic keg cup? i can't remember who they were but one was colter. don't know who the other one was, they might not have even really been on tww but in my dream they were.

very strange. don't drink and dream.

4/19/2008 2:00:55 PM

^ jerk

4/19/2008 2:09:42 PM

i just met a girl with a black lab named guiness and a chocolate lab named bass

4/19/2008 2:23:07 PM

make a thread and bitch about it like everyone else does

4/19/2008 6:18:04 PM

well see the difference is, i stopped and talked to her

i was walking home from the pizza joint, and they seemed to have wanted a slice

a normal tww thread would have been

OMG I MET THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL TODAY, EXCEPT I DIDNT REALLY MEET HER, I JUST HEARD HER CALLING HER DOGS WHEN THEY WERE CHASING ME WHEN SHE CAUGHT ME PEEPIN FROM THE BUSHES AS SHE CHANGED CLOTHES WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO HAVE HER NOT HATE ME AND MAYBE TALK TO ME SO I CAN MAYBE GET MY PECKER WET FOR THE FIRST TIME

[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 6:24 PM. Reason : E]

4/19/2008 6:24:16 PM

WHY

OH WHY

DID SHE JUST SEND ME A CLOSE UP PICTURE TEXT OF HER ASSHOLE

ok im getting into the shower and gonna actually get moving, get things a little more cleaned up before people come over tonight for the fight

4/19/2008 6:41:25 PM

lol

I'm gonna go rent walk hard and be lazy

4/19/2008 6:42:23 PM

drinky timeeeeee

4/19/2008 6:45:54 PM

man, im kind of bored

4/19/2008 7:08:12 PM

i need an IV of Guiness.

4/19/2008 7:09:57 PM

drink drank drunk... napping till 10 then out to the clubs

4/19/2008 7:13:07 PM

dammit man, call me back

I'm fallin asleep over here

4/19/2008 7:37:06 PM

pretty sure i'm gonna finish this project at about 3am

4/19/2008 7:55:43 PM

fuck


what a wonderful day

4/19/2008 10:15:23 PM

skin..radiating...heat

4/19/2008 10:16:12 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhh


sleeping the whole night
in a real bed

4/19/2008 10:22:54 PM

gg, by the way

4/19/2008 10:24:44 PM

Woohoo, this bridal book is gonna look fanfuckintastic.

4/19/2008 10:26:01 PM

i really have no idea why i'm on tww....

except that nobody here wants to do anything

4/19/2008 10:33:02 PM

baseball, baseball, grandma, baseball, old people, FAT CHICKS, FAT CHICKS!!!



[Edited on April 19, 2008 at 10:38 PM. Reason : 2237]

4/19/2008 10:38:12 PM