well that went down hill fast

4/19/2008 10:39:37 PM

Quote :

"You have $0.3390 to bet with"

wooohoo. I'm rich

4/19/2008 10:40:02 PM

Quote :

"baseball, baseball, grandma, baseball, old people, FAT CHICKS, FAT CHICKS!!!"

trying to keep yourself from cumming?

4/19/2008 11:05:08 PM

you know what would be really cool class, mental health and psychology in the 1950's and 60's

4/19/2008 11:33:21 PM

4/19/2008 11:33:30 PM

^^^

4/19/2008 11:35:56 PM

i really just want to cuddle...

and for once i'm not saying that to be an attention whore

4/19/2008 11:40:01 PM

im a fucking moron

4/19/2008 11:41:41 PM

^^

4/19/2008 11:47:16 PM

i watched the video again. it's weird. really weird.

4/19/2008 11:47:27 PM

This mildew killing stuff smells like a pool! Good stuff... I guess I should finish cleaning my bathroom now... Sigh...

Soap scum can kiss my ass.

Tile showers can kiss my ass too, dammit.

4/19/2008 11:47:56 PM

i hate keeping windows open in the summer in my neighborhood. way too many creepy people walking around at night

4/20/2008 12:00:57 AM

I'm fucking freezing

4/20/2008 12:30:42 AM

wtfuck

4/20/2008 12:44:23 AM

Does anyone else smack their cat on the butt repeatedly?

4/20/2008 1:21:15 AM

Quote :

"ScHpEnXeL All American 10113 Posts user info edit post I'm fucking freezing "

how the fuck did i post that..i was at the bar then

4/20/2008 2:59:31 AM

this is my 3601st post...if only i had noticed before i could have been super cool and made a thread for my 3600th post

4/20/2008 3:16:16 AM

sheesh

4/20/2008 3:16:52 AM

holy fuck its 3:15

4/20/2008 3:17:10 AM

holy fuck its 325

4/20/2008 3:25:22 AM

god i wish i could think of a fucking criteria to measure this shit

4/20/2008 4:02:15 AM

holy shit it's 4:03

4/20/2008 4:02:57 AM

my boyfriend talks in his sleep. he just said something. it was totally incomprehensible

4/20/2008 4:03:50 AM

ahahaha. girl came in here a min ago and was like who the fuck is snoring... yea it was the dog. she snores louder than any person i've ever heard (english bulldog)

4/20/2008 4:04:41 AM

why the wide world of sports did you make me get up at 830 if we aren't going to breakfast? i thought that was the point of that whole convo last night. if you just need your bag of work cloths, just fucking call ej and get him to drop that shit off at work.

4/20/2008 9:38:14 AM

Wow. just wow.

4/20/2008 9:40:45 AM

ahahah ho's peaced the fuck out last night

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 11:01 AM. Reason : sp]

4/20/2008 11:01:30 AM

^aren't they the best kind...

the ones that leave on their own?

4/20/2008 11:08:46 AM

hell yea, i thought she just went to sleep on the couch.. apparently they pulled a bullshit "somethings wrong with my son" line and left. maybe something was wrong..but i kinda doubt it

4/20/2008 11:10:25 AM

uh...the words "son, daughter, husband, spouse, parole officer, and pimp" should never be said while hooking up...


these are red flags to stay away

4/20/2008 11:13:29 AM

they def had kids husbands and divorce lawyers

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : one of them was seperated..the other i think not so much]

4/20/2008 11:14:46 AM

also: anger management

4/20/2008 11:16:08 AM

oh its always a bad sign when you know they took their rings off... kinda feels fucked up

[Edited on April 20, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ps my back is fucking roasted..i can barely move today]

4/20/2008 11:16:37 AM

yeah...i prefer they leave them on...

it's sorta like shooting a banded turkey...

it's an additional trophy

4/20/2008 11:17:35 AM

lol I had a crazy married woman tell me she wanted me to go down on her and use her ring in the process

lets just say I have yet to talk to her again

4/20/2008 11:17:37 AM

wow

4/20/2008 11:31:03 AM

maybe this should go in the confessions thread - but i damn near had a heart attack on my wedding night. here we are getting into bed, kissing, and i look down and see a WEDDING RING WTF I AM NOT MESSING AROUND WITH A MARRIED MAN YOU ASS....oh, wait

(it was a long day, what can i say?)

4/20/2008 11:34:50 AM

hahaha

4/20/2008 11:35:17 AM

lol, I automatically look for a ring now

4/20/2008 11:35:57 AM

dont forget a ring tanline!

4/20/2008 11:36:53 AM

Look out for the ones who always want to stand to your left, the ones who keep the left hand under the table/bar, and the ones who keep the left hand in the pocket.

4/20/2008 11:39:05 AM

I want hunky turkey for breakfast

4/20/2008 11:40:21 AM

what if they're just churning out a sturgeon with their left hand

4/20/2008 11:42:11 AM

i,

i think i get it

4/20/2008 11:42:49 AM

4/20/2008 11:43:44 AM

*snort*

4/20/2008 11:44:26 AM

lol night of bad decisions officially ran into the wall about 4am

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4/20/2008 11:47:23 AM

fail

4/20/2008 11:48:11 AM

oh I know

4/20/2008 11:48:31 AM

oh

i guess my "FAIL" attempt failed then

4/20/2008 11:51:35 AM