when i told my adviser i was panicking about my defense on friday, she told me to drink.

4/23/2008 3:02:17 PM

this test gonna suck. least its the last one for this class.

4/23/2008 3:03:03 PM

^^^^ HA! NO! More like I'm a realist! [/rant]

4/23/2008 3:09:27 PM

i'm half retarded today

4/23/2008 3:10:54 PM

and 2/3 non retarded ?

4/23/2008 3:14:21 PM

nothin really...i'm just being miley

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 3:16 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2008 3:15:40 PM

did you see it the 3rd time?

4/23/2008 3:16:10 PM

yeah, lol...i was going to message you back but i had to leave to get kennedy

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 3:17 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2008 3:16:46 PM

whatcha think ?

4/23/2008 3:19:39 PM

MY QUICK SMELLS LIKE FRENCH TOAST

4/23/2008 3:25:16 PM

FINALLY! meeting since 10am. HA I DONT BELIEVE YOU! NOW GET ME MY QUOTE HONKY!

4/23/2008 3:26:37 PM

It's a great night to see The Roots for free, 1 hour 'til I blow this popsicle stand

4/23/2008 3:36:21 PM

megapwnt

4/23/2008 3:37:04 PM

hunger get what hunger want


what should i eat?

4/23/2008 3:37:54 PM

Salary is pretty f'n sweet when it's slow enough to leave 90 mins early almost every day.

4/23/2008 4:02:13 PM

my dog is snoring pretty damn loud..ppl around the office are asking what that noise is

4/23/2008 4:08:04 PM

I wanna bring my dog to work!!!

Why am I soooo sleepy all of a sudden?

4/23/2008 4:12:25 PM

I don't like going to the doctor and hearing the 's' word

4/23/2008 4:19:28 PM

scabies?

4/23/2008 4:20:31 PM

4/23/2008 4:20:59 PM

Sex rocks.


I feel at peace with the drama that exploded recently. I'm back into my peachy keen self again. Life is fucking awesome.

4/23/2008 4:21:48 PM

Restricted's got the drip!

4/23/2008 4:22:08 PM

but he hasn't dipped to get the drip

4/23/2008 4:23:27 PM

y'all must be...


close

4/23/2008 4:24:46 PM

4/23/2008 4:25:21 PM

more like the syhp

amirite?

4/23/2008 4:26:29 PM

^syph?

sad

4/23/2008 4:33:05 PM

dog is back to snoring. everybody prefers my dog over the other persons yap yap dogs (4 of them)

4/23/2008 4:35:09 PM

What kind of doggy?

I just got a dog like a month ago. She's sick and I wish I could have brought her so she could sleep by my desk

4/23/2008 4:36:01 PM

She really shouldn't have sent me that link, because it officially ended my productivity for the day.

4/23/2008 4:42:13 PM

english bulldog

4/23/2008 4:43:05 PM

Aww I got an American Bulldog

So cute!

4/23/2008 4:43:47 PM

yeaaa they're awesome

4/23/2008 4:44:44 PM

"mary"

4/23/2008 4:45:10 PM

^ya know...there's something about her!

4/23/2008 4:45:56 PM

exactly!

4/23/2008 4:47:09 PM

omg hahaha

4/23/2008 4:47:24 PM

my armpit hurts

4/23/2008 4:52:54 PM

next time use lube

4/23/2008 4:54:57 PM

do what?

4/23/2008 4:55:40 PM

I'm going to Jiffy Lube (4 real)

4/23/2008 4:55:44 PM

I wasnt planning on buying a condo this soon... but its too good of a deal to pass up

4/23/2008 4:55:47 PM

^^^^i cut it shaving last night in the shower, haha

my razor started to slip and somehow turned sideways and i slit my underarm with all 5 blades

what a loser

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 4:56 PM. Reason : k]

4/23/2008 4:56:20 PM

OHH SHIT... that does sound painfull....


i've actually done that elsewhere though but only 4 blades.

4/23/2008 4:57:11 PM

goin' biking after my UPS boxes arrive

4/23/2008 4:57:37 PM

that sounds pretty rough

4/23/2008 4:59:44 PM

like I said...next time use lube

somehow it worked in that situation as well!

4/23/2008 5:00:24 PM

i'm ready to get the FUCK outta here!

4/23/2008 5:00:43 PM

10 more mins

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 5:05 PM. Reason : next time use lube]

4/23/2008 5:01:50 PM

I'm about to punch someone in the goddamn face

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 5:07 PM. Reason : starting with 2251]

4/23/2008 5:07:19 PM