Quote :

"next time use lube"

4/23/2008 5:08:48 PM

7am is waaay too late to be going to bed... i'm hurtin

4/23/2008 5:25:56 PM

4/23/2008 5:42:25 PM

^^ your drinking with us tonight...

No work tomorrow!!

4/23/2008 6:23:10 PM

people who are part-time friends suck

people who get mad about things they don't understand suck

the idea of eloping is growing on me

I'm going to be late if I don't get out of here soon

4/23/2008 6:23:33 PM

this cat is good at hiding

4/23/2008 6:24:39 PM

I'm really just speechless


but then again, nothing surprises me anymore

4/23/2008 6:24:57 PM

2 a.m. will come early

4/23/2008 6:26:15 PM

I hope Maddux wins #350 tonight

4/23/2008 6:28:29 PM

not quite sure how i feel about this san pellagrino

4/23/2008 6:29:23 PM

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?












































































cause she was a woman. hahahahha, one of my favorite jokes ever

4/23/2008 6:31:03 PM

Having the best you know what I've ever had.


FUCK YEA BOY!!!

4/23/2008 6:58:14 PM

Reuben sandwich?

4/23/2008 6:59:07 PM

k that 4 wheeler has gotta go before i fucking kill myself

raptor 660 for anybody who is wondering

4/23/2008 7:11:28 PM

hahaha what year?


they can hurt you though

4/23/2008 7:12:19 PM

2001 frame

2003 or 2004 motor/stage 2 cam/jet kit/high compression piston/some kind of aftermarket exhaust

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : so yea..its pretty much useless to ride around here]

4/23/2008 7:14:47 PM

my eye

it burns

gnat went in it while riding, forgot my hands were greasy when I got it out

make it stop

4/23/2008 7:39:51 PM

i wish i was wolf blitzer

4/23/2008 7:42:35 PM

Quote :

"people who get mad about things they don't understand suck "

4/23/2008 7:47:17 PM

i don't feel like doing any work

4/23/2008 7:48:01 PM

sounds decent, try to sell it on on http://www.ncatv.com or http://www.atvnation.com or http://www.atvtime.com

4/23/2008 7:48:37 PM

I do way too much work from home.

4/23/2008 7:48:41 PM

^^will do, thanks.

any idea what its worth? def not in the best shape but hell it runs good

4/23/2008 7:49:16 PM

I'm so proud of my boyfriend!

4/23/2008 7:53:50 PM

i hate packing. i always way over pack.

4/23/2008 8:17:47 PM

still not sure about the san pellagrino

4/23/2008 8:23:39 PM

Facebook chat... Really?

Really?!?

*baffled*

4/23/2008 8:25:20 PM

take the bait....

4/23/2008 8:37:35 PM

japanese
bbq
chinese
bar food
something here at home



???

4/23/2008 8:38:46 PM

peanut butter and jelly sounds fucking awesome

have i mentioned i'm a fucking pig lately

i need to weigh myself later

4/23/2008 8:43:04 PM

I got jelly but no PB

I have mac and cheese,italian sausage, country sausage, eggs, pastas and sauces, chicken I can thaw and make buff tenders with, taters I can make fries with, and I'm sure I got some ground beef in the freezer too

4/23/2008 8:45:42 PM

Quote :

"If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF."

nice

4/23/2008 8:56:05 PM

yeah I just went to make a pb&j and realized i have no bread

so i made a drink instead

4/23/2008 9:00:41 PM

goddamnit

it's $1 beer night down the street

but the retard im trying to avoid is there with her fat loud friends

4/23/2008 9:02:40 PM

That sucks

4/23/2008 9:03:44 PM

exactly

i mean, the next block up, there are 4 pubs on all four corners

but it's $4-6/beer elsewhere

4/23/2008 9:04:58 PM

i'd go for the $1 beer and say fuck it

but i don't know the back story of the retard that is being avoided

4/23/2008 9:06:49 PM

Did I REALLY just about burn down my kitchen browning some fucking hamburger?!?!? WTF just happened!?!??

4/23/2008 9:08:38 PM

4/23/2008 9:08:51 PM

Is it just me or were the math questions on jeopardy middle-school level, while the literature/film questions were college-level?

I pwned the math category in double jeopardy

4/23/2008 9:11:52 PM

huge titties, dumb enough to get fired teaching kindergarden midyear, freeloads off her parents after getting dumped by some dude she was dumb enough for living with and helping pay the mortgage with (lol), i was trying to hook up with her friend (the busted ankle girl), but at the same time i was fucking her... has the mindset towards relationships of about a 15 year old girl who just got her hyman busted, cant suck cock very well, but i'd make her anyways hoping she'd get better, thought we were dating b/c i was fucking her and only calling when i was drunk and needed to get a nut off, didnt realize that since she never made it past my couch or floor she wasnt my girlfriend, and would never be, got pissed when casey and I as a joke put on fb we were "in a relationship" b/c she thought i was dating her (teacher, not casey)... when in fact we hadnt spoken besides fucking in a month or two

etc etc


and her friends are just as crazy, and fucking loud bitches (except the crip i still wanna bang out on the sneak)

4/23/2008 9:12:46 PM

Quote :

"didnt realize that since she never made it past my couch or floor she wasnt my girlfriend, and would never be"

thats the worst shit right there... haha "yeah sure, we're dating"

4/23/2008 9:13:57 PM

hmmmmm

well, at least you're guaranteed some pussy

amirite?

4/23/2008 9:14:23 PM

prolly

4/23/2008 9:21:35 PM

i'd take it right now.. been almost a fucking month now

longest in 6 years

4/23/2008 9:22:23 PM

I've learned that being guaranteed some ass isn't enough to make me leave sometimes

4/23/2008 9:22:41 PM

oh right, python

4/23/2008 9:24:57 PM

^^

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 9:25 PM. Reason : e]

4/23/2008 9:25:04 PM

ScHpEnXeL

4/23/2008 9:30:00 PM

maybe you can help me out

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 9:31 PM. Reason : hehe]

4/23/2008 9:31:17 PM