i haven't gotten shit in like a month... dry streak like hell

4/24/2008 3:43:52 PM

Mine is going on 2 months if that makes you feel better!

Last night as I was taking my BC I was like OMG 4 days left to get some ass before I go outta commission again I totally gage it by my pack of pills haha.

4/24/2008 3:45:13 PM

haha

casey promises to get me laid soon

hopefully she doesnt get me an ugly chick

4/24/2008 3:48:36 PM

i need a vacation.

4/24/2008 3:49:00 PM

k gotta fix a computer now, be back

4/24/2008 3:52:07 PM

I'm all about getting people laid!!!

4/24/2008 3:52:30 PM

I don't want to go to class.

4/24/2008 3:55:13 PM

well...she said no, but i have a good feeling that if she didn't prior commitments that she would have said yes...kinda :|

4/24/2008 4:00:53 PM

So I found a pair of sandals for $70 that usually go for $110

I should totally buy 3 pairs right?

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : owww]

4/24/2008 4:01:35 PM

When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up aww but no matter what
Remember, I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club

And buildin' a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well now, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes gettin' facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

Yeah with all of these men linin' up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

4/24/2008 4:02:19 PM

how the fuck is firefox taking 233mb of memory

4/24/2008 4:45:42 PM

I need a new computer at home

someone fix mines!

4/24/2008 4:46:31 PM

hmm you have a broken computer... he can fix them and you both need... "puddin"

4/24/2008 4:47:34 PM

i'm gonna have to kick your ass when you're drunk for that one

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 4:48 PM. Reason : ]

4/24/2008 4:48:12 PM

hnmmmmmmmmm

4/24/2008 4:48:42 PM

lol you sure are some fool

No really though...fix my compruter

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 4:51 PM. Reason : a smart fool too ]

4/24/2008 4:48:52 PM

4/24/2008 4:49:01 PM

Do you live in Raleigh now?

4/24/2008 4:51:51 PM

yup yup

No Redneck County for me anymore!

4/24/2008 4:52:27 PM

should I stop by the redbox on my way home? hmmm

4/24/2008 4:56:49 PM

time to go home

4/24/2008 5:18:12 PM

my 3 day weekend is 30 minutes from starting

and I want some sun flowers, but they're so expensive

4/24/2008 5:25:55 PM

i really want to make beef wellington and shrimp pie

4/24/2008 5:42:55 PM

i cant believe i left that shit there

4/24/2008 5:58:38 PM

yay for not coming into the office tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/24/2008 6:00:06 PM

god my mom is fucking annoying

4/24/2008 6:02:54 PM

^ i think thats their job

4/24/2008 6:04:24 PM

its so blatantly obvious when she's drunk

every stereotypical uneducated redneck thing you can think of..she does

4/24/2008 6:10:07 PM

why would he steal my shoe rack?

boggles the mind....

4/24/2008 6:25:19 PM

^^ your moms a sterotypical uneducated redneck?

4/24/2008 6:28:13 PM

no

she just turns into one when you add alcohol

4/24/2008 6:30:06 PM

if you love someone

why wouldnt you be with them?

4/24/2008 6:30:47 PM

thats an easy one

4/24/2008 6:31:21 PM

someone give me a cool job where i can be outside and get dirty and want to get up in the morning to go to.

4/24/2008 6:31:38 PM

4/24/2008 6:34:11 PM

2 dogs
2 kids
3 days


what a weekend

4/24/2008 6:44:07 PM

Ministry show tonight, gonna be badass

4/24/2008 6:52:48 PM

oh my fucking god the new rapidshare access codes are fucking ridiculous

4/24/2008 7:00:53 PM

so hungry

4/24/2008 7:09:17 PM

to the bar for the game!

4/24/2008 7:09:58 PM

Woo man

4/24/2008 7:33:50 PM

this drink is the yummy

4/24/2008 8:24:42 PM

getting unfat is a long hard road, and it's really starting to suck uggg, I hate being fat, I wish I knew what it was like to be skinny I've never been skinny.

4/24/2008 8:27:18 PM

keeeeeep on gettin skinny

it's super awesome

4/24/2008 8:28:19 PM

stick with it girl, don't get frustrated!
at least you are doing something about it
try and stay positive, I know it's hard

4/24/2008 8:28:22 PM

another drank


holler!

4/24/2008 8:28:40 PM

I crave alcohol among other things

And my dog is entertained by an empty peanut butter jar...crazy puppy!

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 8:43 PM. Reason : sigh]

4/24/2008 8:38:46 PM

commence get tanked thursday!

4/24/2008 8:39:07 PM

I crave alcohol among other things

4/24/2008 8:39:09 PM

i never ate lunch, i just hit golf balls at the range


what do i want to eat (i dont have bojangles)

4/24/2008 8:40:04 PM