jesus christ

spinach, mushroom, garlic, motz, alfredo pizza

for some reason this morning

it's 5-6x better than normal

im about to come

4/26/2008 11:16:01 AM

he's the big one

[Edited on April 26, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ppl laugh when i say he's my little brother ]

4/26/2008 11:16:55 AM

Quote :

"jesus christ spinach, mushroom, garlic, motz, alfredo pizza for some reason this morning it's 5-6x better than normal im about to come "

I made some pasta and sauce this week that was that good.

Oh, I felt so dirty so openly enjoying my dinner so much at work this week

4/26/2008 11:21:38 AM

^^^that's because you just talked to me...not because of the pizza


and why did y'all spend so much time talking about me in the last page?

4/26/2008 11:26:10 AM

MAYBE

but i have been watching porn all morning too

4/26/2008 11:27:07 AM

true

me + porn = instant blown load

4/26/2008 11:28:11 AM

4/26/2008 11:28:44 AM

4/26/2008 11:29:28 AM

what u doing today

[Edited on April 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM. Reason : ps i dont see your ads anymore..?]

4/26/2008 11:30:09 AM

so there's a pad of fedex door tags on the ground by my door

and either a bum is playing a prank on me by leaving me a tag for a package i'm unaware im getting

or whoever works for fedex and left this tag was drunk as piss


and i dont even know for sure if it's supposed to be to me

4/26/2008 11:31:10 AM

i'm still at this conference....but they are having a meeting right now so nobody is out for me to network with....


there is some old lady in the lobby talking about tighty whities and boxers

4/26/2008 11:31:14 AM

ok it's time to start drinkin

that 30 pack aint gonna drink itself

4/26/2008 11:35:56 AM

yeaaa tomorrow is gonna be rough.

4/26/2008 11:38:14 AM

so i met our new regional rep yesterday....his booth is right beside mine...

we exchanged introductions and then started chit chatting....i soon realized that his eyes never got any higher than my chest the entire time we were talking...

he wasn't even trying to be subtle about it

4/26/2008 11:43:39 AM

must've been a good shirt

--

guess i'll try and study...

4/26/2008 11:45:44 AM

it was just a polo sweater...not tight or anything


and these clemson people are fanatical about being in clemson...

every damn body here wears orange everyday

4/26/2008 11:47:01 AM

orange is a great color

but the reason to wear it isn't for clemson






I CAN HAND OUT A MILLION VACCINATIONS

4/26/2008 11:49:39 AM

CLEMPSON

4/26/2008 12:03:59 PM

does my car have a giant target painted on the front end? cuz it's sure tore all to hell and i've never hit anything, backed into anything, or done anything to that car other than take care of it like a fucking baby.

4/26/2008 12:08:40 PM

that sucks

C punk E

4/26/2008 12:40:45 PM

4/26/2008 12:49:55 PM

I need a nap so I can throw down again tonight


then I gotta pack for a week down near ft lauderdale

4/26/2008 12:51:30 PM

AMEN

4/26/2008 12:58:26 PM

Quote :

"mcfluffle frolicking weasels 5801 Posts user info edit post "

if that was to me then

4/26/2008 1:50:23 PM

I really have no reason to post in here...

4/26/2008 2:25:44 PM

sometimes i turn the volume low, just so my neighbors dont hear me watching cops

and i watch cops a lot

it's like sneakin' pot or beer in high school

4/26/2008 2:41:57 PM

must go get haircut

4/26/2008 3:19:42 PM

so i think the kids may actually be asleep...i'm shocked


dammit...i spoke way too soon

[Edited on April 26, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ]

4/26/2008 8:33:48 PM

it just struck me how much longer I'm gonna be here.

4/26/2008 9:01:08 PM

i'm drunk!

4/26/2008 9:02:27 PM

^ I'm on my way to being drunk too!!!!

[Edited on April 26, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : (no homo)]

4/26/2008 9:06:19 PM

i'm about 50 percent crunk at the moment

4/26/2008 9:07:09 PM

we picked a house today.

should go through the official negotiations on monday.

4/26/2008 9:09:18 PM

hm,
mmmm


getting drunk sounds like a good idea.

4/26/2008 9:09:52 PM

great, the kids are asleep, im stuck in the house, and bored outta my mind

4/26/2008 9:17:52 PM

5^,6^

you people

4/26/2008 9:31:32 PM

do wut now?

4/26/2008 9:36:21 PM

might as well do my paper and drink a bur

4/26/2008 9:37:14 PM

i'm stuck studying and doing papers

4/26/2008 9:43:24 PM

shopping for a new bathing suit has got to be the most painful thing I've done in a while

4/26/2008 9:47:07 PM

it's impossible to find a beer around here...

might as well drink jd.

4/26/2008 9:48:24 PM

buttsecks
airplanes
scrabble
twix

4/26/2008 9:49:59 PM

no

4/26/2008 9:58:19 PM

i think i gave up too easily

4/26/2008 10:05:05 PM

I think in a fit of rage, I may have injured myself.

4/26/2008 10:25:14 PM

yarp

4/26/2008 10:45:01 PM

i love the sound of rain

4/26/2008 10:56:03 PM

Holy shit, Halo 3 OST has an unlisted track!

4/26/2008 11:05:45 PM

Babysitting on a Saturday night BLOWS!!!

4/26/2008 11:29:49 PM

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