^^and you are too old to type like a 12 year old girl



i'm going to take a shower....the tanning bed makes me icky

4/29/2008 6:37:18 PM

ok you win

4/29/2008 6:39:22 PM

first of all, there's nothing wrong with drinking alone. (atleast that's what i tell myself)

drinking and driving is bad.

4/29/2008 6:41:59 PM

^ Affirmative.

I drink bourbon.

At this moment, you have 10 times the posts I do to 3 digits accuracy!

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 6:51 PM. Reason : It's that accurate!]

4/29/2008 6:50:45 PM

wow i just hit my wall

4/29/2008 6:50:47 PM

^^ haha. nerd.

4/29/2008 6:54:01 PM

Come on poeple! I need me some luggage!

All I want is a really big suitcase!

4/29/2008 7:03:11 PM

ALL CLEAN!

4/29/2008 7:14:33 PM

i ate an english muffin and a bowl of oatmeal today.

wooooo.

4/29/2008 7:16:39 PM

i love my new mary kay facial cleanser and moisturizer

4/29/2008 7:16:46 PM

god it shouldnt be this hard...

4/29/2008 7:18:18 PM

^yea, viagra will do that if you're not careful

4/29/2008 7:18:45 PM

^^ that's what she said?

4/29/2008 7:19:05 PM

GTAIV

4/29/2008 7:20:50 PM

im soooooooooooooooooooo ready to go home

4/29/2008 7:37:16 PM

this lotion tingles

4/29/2008 7:46:25 PM

OH NOES

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 7:56 PM. Reason : casey done got excited]

4/29/2008 7:55:53 PM

perhaps

4/29/2008 7:56:30 PM

ok wtf

i just got a phone call from the number

16000

and it was a mexican telemarketer

4/29/2008 7:56:41 PM

it's that mexican whore house you went to while you were in texas calling about what you did to that poor donkey

4/29/2008 7:57:41 PM

look

i didnt pay the deposit for nothing

4/29/2008 7:58:47 PM

please give me contact info for said whore house plz

kk thanks

4/29/2008 8:02:35 PM

blockbuster always calls me from 000-000-0000

FWIW

4/29/2008 8:07:28 PM

Quote :

"blockbuster always calls me from 000-000-0000"

me too

4/29/2008 8:10:08 PM

no late fees my ass.

and they bitch about it! i hate 'em

4/29/2008 8:11:44 PM

they dont charge late fees, they just charge you for the movie if you don't return it within 7 days of the due date

4/29/2008 8:16:27 PM

and a $1.25 "re-stocking" fee.

i totally bitched some chick out about that. haha.

4/29/2008 8:18:00 PM

shit

i fucking forgot to return a movie for my brother about two months ago

OOPS

4/29/2008 8:22:22 PM

yeah, the "no late fees" slogan is complete b.s.

what they really mean is "no 'late fees,'" but other fees. and "we'll charge you for that shit without refund after a month."

4/29/2008 8:24:52 PM

I'm so upset i feel ill

4/29/2008 8:41:14 PM

I'm so ill i feel upset

4/29/2008 8:50:01 PM

i'm so ______ i feel _______ .

4/29/2008 8:51:42 PM

woohoo i'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/29/2008 8:54:38 PM

^ fill in the blanks!!!

4/29/2008 9:01:26 PM

i hope the 2nd half of the year isnt as bad as this first half

4/29/2008 9:33:46 PM

his birthday is tomorrow not today ... comeon

4/29/2008 9:34:16 PM

i'm so sick of school that i feel completely unmotivated to study for my final.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : blanks FILLED]

4/29/2008 9:38:08 PM

totally saw him walkin down the street today

4/29/2008 9:45:51 PM

thank you Kitty B!!!

4/29/2008 9:46:58 PM

i'm so full i feel like dogshit.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : r]

4/29/2008 9:47:11 PM

Robin Williams is on SVU


ya know, incase anybody cares

4/29/2008 10:20:14 PM

I'm so drunk; I should take another nip of bourbon to be sure.

It's oh so amber and delicious.

4/29/2008 10:22:35 PM

i'm so confused by calculus; i feel pretty scared about tomorrow's final.

4/29/2008 10:24:31 PM

i'm so upset that i cant find any good reefer, i want to catch a buzz

4/29/2008 10:26:17 PM

Don't be scared of calculus. FEAR ALGEBRA ARITHMETIC.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : 2+2=5]

4/29/2008 10:29:47 PM

this whole thing is exhausting

4/29/2008 10:29:56 PM

I need a beer after that conversation with boss man.

4/29/2008 10:54:56 PM

i need a fucking ride somewhere

4/29/2008 10:55:21 PM

Is Anderson Cooper bwning Erica Hill?

4/29/2008 10:55:29 PM

nah shes married

4/29/2008 10:56:15 PM