what's a pologamist?

5/1/2008 7:03:24 PM

many spouses

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 8:06 PM. Reason : ...]

5/1/2008 8:06:28 PM

yea, that'd be a polygamist

5/1/2008 8:07:32 PM

i am officially enrolled in the DUMBEST class EVERRRRRRRRRR. leadership ftmfl.

but i did get nominated for a scholarship. yay me. ugh, right when i was planning on just squeaking by on my finals. damn you, money, damn you.

5/1/2008 8:11:34 PM

^^i'm glad some people still know the difference

5/1/2008 8:13:56 PM

haha gg on the spell check

5/1/2008 8:14:58 PM

i thought something didnt quite look right...

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5/1/2008 8:15:26 PM

PROTIP

if you ever find yourself having to make 150 jello shooters

put something down on your counter, you're going to spill liquid jello

RELATED PROTIP

undiluted simple green if applied quickly gets the color dye of jello off your counter tops pretty easily

5/1/2008 8:25:30 PM

another PRO TIP

use syringes to put the shots in...fun and clean when shooting!




[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ,.,]

5/1/2008 8:29:17 PM

Quote :

"another PRO TIP use syringes to put the shots in...fun and clean when shooting!"

one of my ex's so used those to get drunk when her mouth was wired shut from jaw surgery

that was some funny shit

5/1/2008 8:44:36 PM

omg

those jello shots in syringes are downright dangerious. LOVE THEM. They are so much more fun to consume that you get far shittier


PAGING CHRISTINE!

5/1/2008 8:48:01 PM

I'm in cali right now and visited the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ryan Seacrest has a star.


Ryan Seacrest

5/1/2008 9:11:12 PM

Listen up for saps on 96 rock...he just got the riddle right! with my help

5/1/2008 9:15:19 PM

fuck tha police

5/1/2008 9:44:01 PM

I'd love it if qntmfred owned and ran TWW

5/1/2008 9:44:15 PM

Quote :

"omg those jello shots in syringes are downright dangerious. LOVE THEM. They are so much more fun to consume that you get far shittier PAGING CHRISTINE!"

You're making want to drink, bitch.

5/1/2008 9:44:50 PM

where the fuck is wonde??

I want to go home, dammit.

5/1/2008 9:49:54 PM

this wireless gyroscopic mouse is sweet





tww'ing from my couch on the TV FTW

5/1/2008 9:50:14 PM

jesus


I'm dating such a fucking nerd.

5/1/2008 9:50:58 PM

we're all nerds

5/1/2008 9:51:41 PM

lies

5/1/2008 9:52:57 PM

tr00f

5/1/2008 9:53:42 PM

7 more minutes

5/1/2008 9:53:51 PM

i'm glad i'm not dating some fucking nerd

5/1/2008 9:57:57 PM

you're not?

5/1/2008 9:59:42 PM

hey


im not just some fucking nerd

5/1/2008 10:00:14 PM

nope....i ended that shit back at the first of april

5/1/2008 10:00:54 PM

you bitch

5/1/2008 10:01:13 PM

don't act surprised

5/1/2008 10:02:00 PM

Quote :

"wireless gyroscopic mouse"

that sounds like a great name for a vibrator

5/1/2008 10:04:53 PM

why the hell am i already in bed tonight?

5/1/2008 10:08:22 PM

nerds

5/1/2008 10:14:26 PM

if a unicorn had sex with a sheep would the offspring be a ewenicorn?

5/1/2008 10:15:17 PM

i just saw a baby possum on the walk back from on the border.

5/1/2008 10:16:56 PM

^^ i guess i'm the only one that found that funny...

5/1/2008 10:28:15 PM

haha i guess...i was thinking of replying with "no it would be a uneep"

5/1/2008 10:30:20 PM

xxxx (10:26:43 PM): the more walls i have to climb to hit it, the more i realize, those walls are there for all the others that can't climb them


friends advice.... good

5/1/2008 10:30:28 PM

^ that is good advice

5/1/2008 10:32:11 PM

speak for yourself...that advice doesnt help me out in life at all

5/1/2008 10:34:15 PM

i keep getting really dizzy for no reason, but its been happining for a while now

5/1/2008 10:39:32 PM

i blame microsoft word for the increase of spelling errors

5/1/2008 10:41:02 PM

i blame computers in general for the downturn in society

5/1/2008 10:41:58 PM

I need to find Jen a man.

hmmmmmmmmm...last time i helped a friend find a man, they ended up getting married

5/1/2008 10:44:08 PM

if i recall correctly, i talked to jen randomly on the phone for about an hour once

5/1/2008 10:47:16 PM

new keyboard


re^: EVERYTHING with jen is random

5/1/2008 10:56:28 PM

YUPPPERS!

i am the random queen, older then seventeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

5/1/2008 10:57:53 PM

haha yep it all makes sense now

5/1/2008 10:58:37 PM

caffeine withdrawal
sneezes
bananas

5/1/2008 10:59:20 PM

dont tell me your going to masturbate and then say bananas

5/1/2008 11:02:10 PM

5/1/2008 11:06:00 PM