wow howard dean got skinny

5/1/2008 11:19:43 PM

5/2/2008 12:10:21 AM

5/2/2008 12:26:46 AM

University of Georgia, I'd make that face too

5/2/2008 12:29:02 AM

howard dean was never that fat to begin with no homo

5/2/2008 12:30:45 AM

that picture is still cracking me up


but not as much as the gay dude and his girlfriend talking about "love at first sight"

5/2/2008 12:35:39 AM

damn. you can spell tonight. hell hath frozen ova.

5/2/2008 12:37:45 AM

I'm tired as fuck, i wish I didn't have this paper due tomorrow.

5/2/2008 12:38:19 AM

the most complex word there was picture!

5/2/2008 12:38:29 AM

gg

5/2/2008 12:54:32 AM

i was at Havanas and the bartender said this couple came in, ordered a beer and a glass of wine. They paid their tab, which was 9 bucks. bartender goes over to clean up the table and the guy had left a note on a napkin saying "U SUCK, 9 bucks for a beer and wine? I am never coming here ever again" and he left his membership on the napkin.
EL OH EL

5/2/2008 12:54:56 AM

Quote :

"Forbidden You don't have permission to access / on this server. Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Apache/1.3.34 Server at http://www.ncsu.edu Port 80"

5/2/2008 12:57:08 AM

DAS ES VERBOTEN!!!!

5/2/2008 12:59:33 AM

I went to Havana's and paid 9 DOLLARS for an icehouse and a glass of chardonnay for my lady friend. What a ripoff! I'm never going to that place again.

5/2/2008 12:59:43 AM

real classy lemonpop, real classy
BANNED FOREVERZ

5/2/2008 1:04:05 AM

5/2/2008 1:54:23 AM

i dont have a good excuse to be on tww right now

5/2/2008 1:56:56 AM

people leaving bars plz to be quiet. i'm trying to sleep.

5/2/2008 2:04:08 AM

vista.ncsu.edu says I made an 89.8 as my final grade... whats the chances of the professor bumping that up to a 90 for the A on the official transcript?

5/2/2008 2:05:52 AM

I want to go to vegas for my birthday in oct!

^ does the professor know who you are or recognize you?
were you studious and asked for help? or talked and participated in class?

if no then gl with that grade change.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 2:07 AM. Reason : ^]

5/2/2008 2:06:45 AM

now some a-hole keeps turning his car alarm on and off in the cup of joe parking lot. i am seriously going to go down there and MURDER THEM. or maybe they'll just die on their own. drinking and driving...smart move.

5/2/2008 2:17:04 AM

oooooo....that costume thread just made me realize that one of the shirts i bought last night could possibly work as a shirt in a pirate costume...

if i find a size smaller it will definitely work....

i my have to go back to kohls and shell out another $6

5/2/2008 7:35:52 AM

shouldnt you have already left?

5/2/2008 7:40:05 AM

no....i pick up the car at 10

5/2/2008 8:04:01 AM

this alarm system is whack

5/2/2008 8:05:45 AM

is it whack

or is it

wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity whack?

5/2/2008 8:17:11 AM

oh SCHNAP!!!!

How high? REAL HIGH!!!

Haaaaaaaaay TWW

5/2/2008 8:21:06 AM

I missed tha bus (oooowwww)
somethin I will neva neva neva neva neva do again

5/2/2008 8:39:25 AM

off to family therapy session at my dad's rehab facility

w00t

not

here goes nuthin!

5/2/2008 9:04:04 AM

I don't like you. Stop trying to force yourself into my life over my family. And definitely don't tell me what I have to do RIGHT NOW just to appease you. I don't care.

5/2/2008 9:11:19 AM

time to shower


--
I wish he had time for sawasdee

5/2/2008 10:10:16 AM

Hmmm how do I patent an idea

5/2/2008 10:15:12 AM

You tell me about it

5/2/2008 10:19:28 AM

O RLY

5/2/2008 10:21:26 AM

yup!

There should be a site where you can get the paperwork you need to start the patent process! But you have to let me in on it first.

5/2/2008 10:23:47 AM

Quote :

"Hmmm how do I patent an idea"

file a paper patent.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 10:31 AM. Reason : i'd link you to my patents, but ya'll would stalk me ]

5/2/2008 10:30:51 AM

^link away

5/2/2008 10:38:06 AM

PM SENT

5/2/2008 10:41:53 AM

Now my head hurts from reading your patent!!!

I must talk about something non-smart immediately!!!

5/2/2008 10:45:20 AM

eeeeee!

5/2/2008 10:45:31 AM

Aren't we cute?

5/2/2008 10:54:04 AM

GRADUATION TIME!!!!!!!!!! ABC STORE TO GET PATRON, AM I RITE?

5/2/2008 11:00:09 AM

eahanhan is gonna get a kick out of that

5/2/2008 11:04:16 AM

look at me silly me i got a girl that thinks i rock

5/2/2008 11:13:34 AM

^lies

5/2/2008 11:18:29 AM

god

just fire his ass already

he's proven time and time again that we can't count on him

5/2/2008 11:24:35 AM

lunch

hurry the fuck up

i get to bring my doggie to work after lunch

5/2/2008 11:27:34 AM

I wanna go see my doggy

I just had the most bullshit review! My boss is retarded. I felt like I was in a therapy session. "Now tell me what you're feeling about your job thus far"

I FUCKING HATE IT...how's that?

5/2/2008 11:29:18 AM

fuck it

i'm getting a haircut today.

5/2/2008 11:30:41 AM

me too!

5/2/2008 11:32:08 AM