Quote :

"*** RIVER *** [6s 5s 7c Tc] [Qh] ncsuthedude: bets $1.50 JanRemi88: raises $4.50 to $6 ncsuthedude: calls $4.50 *** SHOW DOWN *** JanRemi88: shows [7h Qd] (two pair, Queens and Sevens) ncsuthedude: mucks hand JanRemi88 collected $15.95 from pot"

I don't think he would have called you down to the river then raised you with something there that you could have beat. But these are low-limits, so who knows.

6/27/2008 10:13:16 PM

Sittin pretty in the Bodog 4 dollar 100k Qualifier. 4 bucks, 25 $100+9 seats guaranteed. Every time I have played it there have been <170 people in it.

6/28/2008 2:27:04 AM

^^ I'm never folding for $4.50 there, but yeah you're beat a lot

Quote :

"Surely you're not showing us the awesome hands you've won, and only the outliers, correct?"

Is that to me? I've stopped posting random coolers/badbeats in this thread, I don't need a poker blog. I mostly just post hands where the villain did something exceptionally retarded - for a laugh.



[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 3:31 AM. Reason : .]

6/28/2008 3:30:13 AM

^^^Had him on a little 2 pair or 8-9, figured about 2.5:1 to call was laying me right. Watched the same guy have to reload 3 times in about 25 minutes after this ($25 a pop), then followed him to a $1/$2 table and watched him drop $125 in 4 hands.

6/28/2008 3:55:28 AM

what's the poker blog jon turner write on a lot?

6/28/2008 6:08:49 AM

pocketfives.com?

6/28/2008 9:06:42 AM

If by blog you mean message board, then yes that is the one.

6/28/2008 12:59:20 PM

lol drunkpost. I meant the one that was posted a couple weeks ago maybe. Not a blog, but the site he was doing podcasts for/on tracking his series play.

6/28/2008 1:03:16 PM

http://www.internettexasholdem.com/

6/28/2008 2:08:30 PM

that's it. thanks.

on a separate note, i'm thinking of taking a bottle of adderall with me to the casino. does anyone have experience with this?

6/28/2008 2:50:34 PM

a bottle?? might be a bad idea....might make you impatient, jittery, etc....one, maybe....idk, but i really don't like adderall.

6/28/2008 3:48:32 PM

** Hand # 2072604484 starting - 2008-06-28 16:17:17
** Gillette Stadium [Hold 'em] (0.10|0.20 NL - Cash Game) Real Money

Gravitate sitting in seat 1 with $26.36
bri4n sitting in seat 2 with $17.79
Nanana sitting in seat 3 with $16.51
spinnerinla sitting in seat 4 with $28.05
JFK79 sitting in seat 5 with $20.28
OutofBlue sitting in seat 6 with $4.38
Sorsa123 sitting in seat 7 with $40.27
jannes7777 sitting in seat 8 with $19.41
oddsetking sitting in seat 9 with $7.95
hotsalsa sitting in seat 10 with $13.50[Dealer]
Gravitate posted the small blind - $0.10
bri4n posted the big blind - $0.20

** Dealing cards to bri4n: Kc, Ks
Nanana called - $0.20
spinnerinla folded
JFK79 folded
OutofBlue folded
Sorsa123 called - $0.20
jannes7777 folded
oddsetking folded
hotsalsa folded
Gravitate called - $0.20
bri4n bet - $0.80
Nanana raised to $2.60
Sorsa123 folded
Gravitate folded
bri4n called - $2.60

** Dealing the flop: 7h, 9c, 5s
bri4n bet - $5.60
Nanana called - $5.60

** Dealing the turn: Qh
bri4n went all-in - $9.79
Nanana went all-in - $8.31

** Dealing the river: 10d
bri4n shows: Kc, Ks
Nanana shows: 9h, 9s
Nanana wins $31.75 from the main pot

how horrible did I play this hand? Going all in on the turn was obviously a retarded move because that would have meant they could have only been calling with AK or JJ for me to still be ahead?

6/28/2008 4:22:02 PM

if i could get ua a place with a table and chips, who would be up for a tww poker thread posters only tourney

like only $50 or something

6/28/2008 4:57:14 PM

I would, but it all depends on the day

6/28/2008 7:26:33 PM

Quote :

"that's it. thanks. on a separate note, i'm thinking of taking a bottle of adderall with me to the casino. does anyone have experience with this?"

You may get restless. It helps you concentrate by phasing out "distractions" especially if you daydream, have a.d.d., scatterbrained, or if your mind just wanders . Personally, I think a good night's sleep is better than anything coffee or adderall can do unless you have a.d.d. Don't take more than 1 every 10-12 hours.

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 7:34 PM. Reason : 1]

6/28/2008 7:33:45 PM

we could do it on a sunday or something

6/28/2008 7:46:07 PM

Any day but Sunday.

6/28/2008 8:28:07 PM

I would be down. But lower those stakes a little.

6/28/2008 9:27:59 PM

Hell yeah. I'm going to Daytona Beach on Monday. They have a dog track and a poker room with 25 dollar buy-in tourneys all day til midnight...

6/28/2008 9:33:39 PM

Ok guys sorry to barge in here with no stories but I don't think this is worth of another thread..

I've got a lot of extra time on my hands lately and would like to learn to play poker. Any suggestion of sites to learn the basics then places I can play for free online just to blow some time and learn the basics??

All my friends play and always have poker night and I've never learned to play.

Obviously I could just google it (and have) but any particular tips of sites to learn from you guys/girls have would be appreciated

Thanks!

6/28/2008 9:38:32 PM

Look into 2 plus 2 publishing. They have everything from beginner to pro books...

6/28/2008 9:42:37 PM

Will do. Any websites I can read for free?

6/28/2008 9:43:39 PM

just to "learn" to play???

uh, wikipedia or something?

6/28/2008 9:44:20 PM

lol, k..reading about.com for the basics..

making a lot more sense already than it ever did before

now..any suggestions on playing some free poker online? i used to play blackjack on yahoo games..pretty sure they have poker too?

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : PS sorry for being a noob..gotta start somewhere I suppose]

6/28/2008 9:48:11 PM

I learned how to play by playing in person. It's worth it to drop some cash playing low limits to learn how to play the game.

6/28/2008 10:08:50 PM

play money games vs. real money games have no comparison, no matter what the stakes are. like dave said, it's probably worth it just to drop some cash and get your ass beat for a little while...

6/28/2008 10:11:41 PM

hmm that actually sounds like a good idea. i guess it's just not realistic when you're not playing with real money bc you just don't care and will do stupid shit yo wouldn't normally do and so will your opponents

so, i'm gonna dick around learning the basic process on some online things then pay to have my ass kicked i suppose

6/28/2008 10:13:29 PM

ok i've been playing for like 20 mins

gonna be up all night it looks like

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/28/2008 10:36:13 PM

I am 1-3 with Jacks the last three days...

I guess he had to call, but this is some bullshit.

PokerStars Game #18452139311: Tournament #93766058, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/06/28 - 22:26:25 (ET)
Table '93766058 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: pinkhart (1065 in chips)
Seat 3: sleelee (1565 in chips)
Seat 4: adamlover86 (5400 in chips)
Seat 5: Scrumples (5470 in chips)
sleelee: posts small blind 100
adamlover86: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [Js Jd]
Scrumples: raises 400 to 600
pinkhart: folds
sleelee: calls 500
adamlover86: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 7c 8h]
sleelee: checks
Scrumples: bets 965
sleelee: calls 965 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3d 7c 8h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7c 8h 9c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sleelee: shows [Kd Qd] (a pair of Kings)
Scrumples: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
sleelee collected 3330 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3330 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7c 8h 9c Kh]
Seat 2: pinkhart (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sleelee (small blind) showed [Kd Qd] and won (3330) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: adamlover86 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Scrumples showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : k]

6/28/2008 10:47:11 PM

btw it was so fucking obvious when this dude had cards, and regardless, there wasn't a hand I couldn't push him off of that he ended up drawing out on. It's frustrating when you can't catch anything decent against people like this. This hand I might should have gone all-in, but he would've called it; I have no doubts about it...

PokerStars Game #18452315001: Tournament #93766058, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2008/06/28 - 22:36:01 (ET)
Table '93766058 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 3: sleelee (4005 in chips)
Seat 4: adamlover86 (6715 in chips)
Seat 5: Scrumples (2780 in chips)
sleelee: posts the ante 25
adamlover86: posts the ante 25
Scrumples: posts the ante 25
sleelee: posts small blind 100
adamlover86: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [3h Ah]
Scrumples: raises 400 to 600
sleelee: calls 500
adamlover86: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Kc Qc Ks]
sleelee: checks
adamlover86: checks
Scrumples: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc Qc Ks] [5h]
Scrumples said, "i know you got somethin"
sleelee: bets 200
adamlover86: calls 200
Scrumples: folds
*** RIVER *** [Kc Qc Ks 5h] [Ts]
sleelee: bets 200
adamlover86: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sleelee: shows [Qs Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
adamlover86: mucks hand
sleelee collected 2675 from pot
Scrumples said, "obviously"
Scrumples said, "i told you"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2675 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Qc Ks 5h Ts]
Seat 3: sleelee (small blind) showed [Qs Kh] and won (2675) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 4: adamlover86 (big blind) mucked [Jh Js]
Seat 5: Scrumples (button) folded on the Turn

6/28/2008 10:51:03 PM

2+2 is good. I have a few of them and highly recommend them. If you can make it to the higher stake play money games, those are a little more serious than $1 or $2 s&g's.

6/28/2008 10:58:18 PM

lol, thanks asshole.

6/28/2008 11:00:01 PM

the insanity that could have ensued had i not made a good fold (usually)

Full Tilt Poker Game #7013281974: Satellite to the Sunday Brawl (53203670), Table 2 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:29:12 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (4,600)
Seat 3: Random Donkey (1,350)
Seat 4: TheMountainBoy (740)
Seat 5: micahcb2000 (1,545)
Seat 6: jackuup888 (4,620)
Seat 7: yellow8 (1,510)
Seat 8: Fish_4_Less (2,030)
Seat 9: sugarbritches10 (1,605)
Random Donkey posts the small blind of 30
TheMountainBoy posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ill Hellmuth [Qs Qd]
micahcb2000 folds
jackuup888 has 15 seconds left to act
jackuup888 raises to 180
yellow8 folds
Fish_4_Less: nice
Fish_4_Less folds
sugarbritches10 folds
Ill Hellmuth: ty
Ill Hellmuth calls 180
Random Donkey folds
TheMountainBoy has 15 seconds left to act
TheMountainBoy raises to 740, and is all in
jackuup888 raises to 4,620, and is all in
Ill Hellmuth folds
jackuup888 shows [Jd Jc]
TheMountainBoy shows [Js Ac]
Uncalled bet of 3,880 returned to jackuup888
*** FLOP *** [9c 8c Qc]
*** TURN *** [9c 8c Qc] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [9c 8c Qc Tc] [6c]
jackuup888 shows a straight flush, Queen high
TheMountainBoy shows a flush, Ace high
jackuup888 wins the pot (1,690) with a straight flush, Queen high
TheMountainBoy stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,690 | Rake 0
Board: [9c 8c Qc Tc 6c]
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Random Donkey (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: TheMountainBoy (big blind) showed [Js Ac] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: micahcb2000 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jackuup888 showed [Jd Jc] and won (1,690) with a straight flush, Queen high
Seat 7: yellow8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Fish_4_Less didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: sugarbritches10 didn't bet (folded)

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 1:35 AM. Reason : ,]

6/29/2008 1:32:47 AM

who do these people think i am

Full Tilt Poker Game #7013362005: Satellite to the Sunday Brawl (53203670), Table 2 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:37:27 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth (4,700)
Seat 3: Random Donkey (1,160)
Seat 5: micahcb2000 (1,805)
Seat 6: jackuup888 (5,620)
Seat 7: yellow8 (1,200)
Seat 8: Fish_4_Less (1,990)
Seat 9: sugarbritches10 (1,525)
Fish_4_Less posts the small blind of 50
sugarbritches10 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ill Hellmuth [2d 2s]
Ill Hellmuth calls 100
Random Donkey folds
micahcb2000 raises to 300
jackuup888 folds
yellow8 folds
Fish_4_Less folds
sugarbritches10 folds
Ill Hellmuth calls 200
*** FLOP *** [9s Jh 6h]
Ill Hellmuth checks
micahcb2000 bets 350
Ill Hellmuth: I know you missed
Ill Hellmuth raises to 800
micahcb2000 has 15 seconds left to act
micahcb2000 calls 450
*** TURN *** [9s Jh 6h] [9d]
Ill Hellmuth: dont waste your chips
Ill Hellmuth bets 705
micahcb2000 calls 705, and is all in
Ill Hellmuth shows [2d 2s]
micahcb2000 shows [Qd Ks]
*** RIVER *** [9s Jh 6h 9d] [Ad]
Ill Hellmuth shows two pair, Nines and Twos
micahcb2000 shows a pair of Nines
Ill Hellmuth wins the pot (3,760) with two pair, Nines and Twos
micahcb2000 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,760 | Rake 0
Board: [9s Jh 6h 9d Ad]
Seat 1: Ill Hellmuth showed [2d 2s] and won (3,760) with two pair, Nines and Twos
Seat 3: Random Donkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: micahcb2000 showed [Qd Ks] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: jackuup888 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: yellow8 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Fish_4_Less (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: sugarbritches10 (big blind) folded before the Flop

6/29/2008 1:41:02 AM

This really sucks, but it's the best I could do. This is the craziest call I've seen in a while. I'm at the final table of the 6k on bodog and alcramo has been super-aggressive...there were no flush draws

Please note: You can only view your own down cards. Other players will only see your cards if they were played through to showdown.

« Prev Hand | Next Hand »

Hand Number 1282086788
Start Date 2008-06-29 01:32:52
End Date 2008-06-29 01:34:09
Pot Size $73,480.96
Rake $0.00
Game Type Hold'Em
Play Mode Real
Table Name $6,000 Guaranteed
Structure NL
Community Cards 6 2 10 K 10

Player Information
Screen
Name Seat
Position Cards
Dealt Start/End
Amount Total
Bet Win/Loss
Amount
Who the 1 $86,861.48/$84,661.48 $2,200.00 $-2,200.00
diablo0000 2 $45,855.16/$45,655.16 $200.00 $-200.00
Jopa1 3 $10,945.68/$10,745.68 $200.00 $-200.00
3Five7 4 $28,390.00/$28,190.00 $200.00 $-200.00
alcarmo 5 A 8 $35,040.48/$0.00 $35,040.48 $-35,040.48
pdogdraw 6 $27,554.64/$27,354.64 $200.00 $-200.00
alienface 7 $37,820.40/$37,620.40 $200.00 $-200.00
KidTwentyTwo 8 A 7 $48,304.84/$48,104.84 $200.00 $-200.00
Moe_money 9 Q A $63,227.32/$101,667.80 $35,040.48 $38,440.48

Hand Actions
Player Action Action Data Timestamp
KidTwentyTwo Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
Moe_money Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
Who the Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
diablo0000 Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
Jopa1 Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
3Five7 Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
alcarmo Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
pdogdraw Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
alienface Ante $ 200.00 01:32:52
KidTwentyTwo Set dealer/Bring in spot 8 01:32:52
Moe_money Ante/Small blind $ 1,000.00 01:32:52
Who the Big blind/Bring in $ 2,000.00 01:32:52
Who the Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
diablo0000 Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
Jopa1 Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
3Five7 Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
alcarmo Card dealt to a spot A 8 01:32:52
pdogdraw Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
alienface Card dealt to a spot 01:32:52
KidTwentyTwo Card dealt to a spot A 7 01:32:52
Moe_money Card dealt to a spot Q A 01:32:52
diablo0000 Fold $ 200.00 01:32:55
Jopa1 Fold $ 200.00 01:32:55
3Five7 Fold $ 200.00 01:33:01
alcarmo Raise $ 5,899.00 01:33:11
pdogdraw Fold $ 200.00 01:33:11
alienface Fold $ 200.00 01:33:12
KidTwentyTwo Fold $ 200.00 01:33:13
Moe_money Call $ 4,899.00 01:33:16
Who the Fold $ 2,200.00 01:33:18
Betting round completed Last active pot = $15,598.00 01:33:18
Card dealt to table 6 2 10 01:33:18
Moe_money Check 01:33:22
alcarmo Bet $ 10,000.00 01:33:26
Moe_money Call $ 10,000.00 01:33:34
Betting round completed Last active pot = $35,598.00 01:33:34
Card dealt to table K 01:33:34
Moe_money Check 01:33:48
alcarmo All-in $ 18,941.48 01:33:51
Moe_money Call $ 18,941.48 01:34:05
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 5 = $73,480.96 01:34:07
Card dealt to table 10 01:34:07
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 5 = $73,480.96 01:34:09
Moe_money Showdown Show card: Pair
10 10 A K Q 01:34:09
alcarmo Showdown Show card: Pair
10 10 A K 8 01:34:09
Moe_money Hand result $ 73,480.96 01:34:09

6/29/2008 1:45:15 AM

Quote :

"Ill Hellmuth: I know you missed"

lol good trolling techniques.

6/29/2008 1:51:15 AM

haha i had him pegged

i think me saying that made him do that

6/29/2008 1:59:44 AM

Quote :

"if i could get ua a place with a table and chips, who would be up for a tww poker thread posters only tourney like only $50 or something "

I'm coming back to the states tomorrow, so i'd be down anytime after Tuesday... i'm pretty sure my local place would be glad to host if they got a small piece.

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 5:45 AM. Reason : .]

6/29/2008 5:44:46 AM

Fuck that. I know someone here will host for no piece.

6/29/2008 11:13:59 AM

lol advertising a rake on the internets.

no thx.

6/29/2008 12:29:21 PM

btw i was told that the blind structures for these live sngs i'm going to try to play make the games more or less a crapshoot on winners...I was wondering if anybody had any advice for me that's played in their fair share of sngs at casinos and so forth...

I'm thinking I'll just have to play pretty loose and hope to hit a lot of boards, know when to back out, and try not to show tells and have people talk me out of making decisions? I dunno, this could be interesting...

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 12:37 PM. Reason : k]

6/29/2008 12:35:13 PM

Yeah, you definitely can't play too tight in those things.

Not a bad second hand.

PokerStars Game #18463706076: Tournament #92872980, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (25/50) - 2008/06/29 - 12:47:28 (ET)
Table '92872980 258' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Mr.W.S. (10075 in chips)
Seat 2: Jezabel7 (9975 in chips)
Seat 3: luetch1 (9950 in chips)
Seat 4: kennl (10000 in chips)
Seat 5: david0603 (10000 in chips)
Seat 6: berta mu (10000 in chips)
Seat 7: XCappucinoX1 (9850 in chips)
Seat 8: schätzle... (10000 in chips)
Seat 9: thenutzzzz12 (10000 in chips)
luetch1: posts small blind 25
kennl: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [2s 2d]
david0603: calls 50
berta mu: folds
XCappucinoX1: folds
schätzle...: raises 300 to 350
thenutzzzz12: folds
Mr.W.S.: folds
Jezabel7: folds
luetch1: folds
kennl: folds
david0603: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Ah 2h Kc]
david0603: checks
schätzle...: bets 500
david0603: raises 1000 to 1500
schätzle...: raises 2050 to 3550
david0603: raises 6100 to 9650 and is all-in
schätzle...: calls 6100 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ah 2h Kc] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 2h Kc 3h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603: shows [2s 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
schätzle...: shows [Kd As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
david0603 collected 20075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20075 | Rake 0
Board [Ah 2h Kc 3h 6s]
Seat 1: Mr.W.S. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Jezabel7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: luetch1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kennl (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: david0603 showed [2s 2d] and won (20075) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 6: berta mu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: XCappucinoX1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: schätzle... showed [Kd As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 9: thenutzzzz12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6/29/2008 12:55:00 PM

You want to play tight in s&g's to begin with no matter the structure. If the chip stacks start off at 1,500 play premium hands until the blinds get above 25/50 or even until 50/100...then you can loosen up a little bit and try to steal the blinds. Your chips are worth more the higher the blinds and the deeper into the s&g you go. With every player thats taken out, you gain equity. Be very tight around the bubble if you are the one doing the calling but don't be afraid to make a raise with anything decent if you're the first to act. If your "M" dips below 5 before the bubble don't be afraid to push with just an above average hand. These are just general guidelines and can vary depending on the chip stacks of the other players on your table.

6/29/2008 1:17:46 PM

Boring day thus far. Nothing but coin flips. I lost about half of them. This win was a nice surprise.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7022546679: $750,000 Guarantee (51046204), Table
187 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:15:57 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: Doctor_Fun (7,751)
Seat 2: dd334 (3,399)
Seat 3: Ducksss_Wild (6,505)
Seat 4: Pageh656 (2,247)
Seat 5: Eleon222 (2,626)
Seat 6: MrRoni (1,948)
Seat 7: tjalfe (600)
Seat 8: david0603 (2,264)
Seat 9: scope_life_99 (4,115)
dd334 posts the small blind of 40
Ducksss_Wild posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [7s 8s]
Pageh656 folds
Eleon222 folds
MrRoni folds
tjalfe folds
david0603 has 15 seconds left to act
david0603 raises to 200
scope_life_99 folds
Doctor_Fun folds
dd334 folds
Ducksss_Wild calls 120
*** FLOP *** [3d Kc Ah]
Ducksss_Wild checks
david0603 bets 250
Ducksss_Wild calls 250
*** TURN *** [3d Kc Ah] [Kd]
Ducksss_Wild checks
david0603 checks
*** RIVER *** [3d Kc Ah Kd] [Qd]
Ducksss_Wild checks
david0603 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603 shows [7s 8s] a pair of Kings
Ducksss_Wild mucks
david0603 wins the pot (940) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 940 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Kc Ah Kd Qd]
Seat 1: Doctor_Fun (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dd334 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Ducksss_Wild (big blind) mucked [5h 4d] - a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Pageh656 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Eleon222 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: MrRoni didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: tjalfe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: david0603 showed [7s 8s] and won (940) with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: scope_life_99 didn't bet (folded)

6/29/2008 7:18:55 PM

Haha. Nice fold douche.

PokerStars Game #18472214389: Tournament #92878050, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/06/29 - 19:31:28 (ET)
Table '92878050 17' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: gsmalls30 (2880 in chips)
Seat 2: djk123 (5555 in chips)
Seat 3: llombrelle (2780 in chips)
Seat 4: TMEN (2230 in chips)
Seat 5: Hapkido1 (7045 in chips)
Seat 6: truesyalose (4505 in chips)
Seat 7: miner24 (3535 in chips)
Seat 8: david0603 (2860 in chips)
Seat 9: DuckU (4025 in chips)
DuckU: posts small blind 25
gsmalls30: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [2c 2d]
djk123: folds
llombrelle: folds
TMEN: raises 100 to 150
Hapkido1: folds
truesyalose: folds
miner24: folds
david0603: calls 150
DuckU: folds
gsmalls30: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 3d 7h]
TMEN: bets 200
david0603: raises 400 to 600
TMEN: calls 400
*** TURN *** [7d 3d 7h] [2s]
TMEN: checks
david0603: bets 600
TMEN: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [7d 3d 7h 2s] [Kd]
TMEN: checks
david0603: bets 880
TMEN: folds
Uncalled bet (880) returned to david0603
david0603 collected 2775 from pot
david0603: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2775 | Rake 0
Board [7d 3d 7h 2s Kd]
Seat 1: gsmalls30 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: djk123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: llombrelle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TMEN folded on the River
Seat 5: Hapkido1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: truesyalose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: miner24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: david0603 (button) collected (2775)
Seat 9: DuckU (small blind) folded before Flop

6/29/2008 7:36:08 PM

Son of a cock

Full Tilt Poker Game #7023292990: The Sunday Mulligan (51451619),
Table 92 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:14:28 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: Adam Schoenfeld (3,325)
Seat 2: FU_15 (2,280)
Seat 3: adamoos (1,195)
Seat 4: tcslew (5,330)
Seat 5: david0603 (3,520)
Seat 6: amak316 (4,240)
Seat 7: BOBCATSTATE (4,080)
Seat 8: Raidan (2,790)
Seat 9: nm_21 (3,030)
amak316 posts the small blind of 40
BOBCATSTATE posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [As Ad]
Raidan folds
nm_21 folds
Adam Schoenfeld folds
FU_15 raises to 240
adamoos folds
tcslew folds
david0603 calls 240
amak316 folds
BOBCATSTATE folds
*** FLOP *** [4h Qd 7d]
FU_15 bets 320
david0603 raises to 960
FU_15 raises to 2,040, and is all in
david0603 calls 1,080
FU_15 shows [9c Qc]
david0603 shows [As Ad]
*** TURN *** [4h Qd 7d] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [4h Qd 7d Qh] [9h]
FU_15 shows a full house, Queens full of Nines
david0603 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
FU_15 wins the pot (4,680) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
FU_15: ul
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,680 | Rake 0
Board: [4h Qd 7d Qh 9h]
Seat 1: Adam Schoenfeld didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: FU_15 showed [9c Qc] and won (4,680) with a full house, Queens
full of Nines
Seat 3: adamoos didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: tcslew didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: david0603 (button) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces
and Queens
Seat 6: amak316 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: BOBCATSTATE (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Raidan didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: nm_21 didn't bet (folded)

6/29/2008 8:18:47 PM

the 9 was for good measure.

6/29/2008 8:25:08 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lcu7OCIqlqE

6/29/2008 8:28:12 PM

I don't care what you fuckers think. I still love JJ and I certainly don't mind losing a coinflip although I have to question the EV of a 3 bet all in with AQ.

PokerStars Game #18473333078: Tournament #92877925, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2008/06/29 - 20:26:27 (ET)
Table '92877925 115' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Texi (6011 in chips)
Seat 2: seaanchor (6232 in chips)
Seat 3: mouse2223 (8330 in chips)
Seat 4: Antoshka (12385 in chips)
Seat 5: david0603 (2360 in chips)
Seat 6: miamihans (8460 in chips)
Seat 7: dadoukan6 (4640 in chips)
Seat 8: adametes (7315 in chips)
Seat 9: JazzyCFC (10260 in chips)
Texi: posts the ante 25
seaanchor: posts the ante 25
mouse2223: posts the ante 25
Antoshka: posts the ante 25
david0603: posts the ante 25
miamihans: posts the ante 25
dadoukan6: posts the ante 25
adametes: posts the ante 25
JazzyCFC: posts the ante 25
miamihans: posts small blind 150
dadoukan6: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Js Jc]
adametes: folds
JazzyCFC: folds
Texi: raises 500 to 800
seaanchor: folds
mouse2223: folds
Antoshka: folds
david0603: raises 1535 to 2335 and is all-in
miamihans: raises 6100 to 8435 and is all-in
dadoukan6: folds
Texi: folds
Uncalled bet (6100) returned to miamihans
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3d Qs]
*** TURN *** [Ac 3d Qs] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3d Qs 8s] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
miamihans: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
david0603: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
miamihans collected 5995 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5995 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 3d Qs 8s 2s]
Seat 1: Texi folded before Flop
Seat 2: seaanchor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mouse2223 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Antoshka folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: david0603 (button) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: miamihans (small blind) showed [Ah Qh] and won (5995) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 7: dadoukan6 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: adametes folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JazzyCFC folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6/29/2008 8:30:52 PM

Heh. Nice turn.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7023587125: $750,000 Guarantee (51046204), Table
187 - 140/280 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:37:22 ET - 2008/06/29
Seat 1: Doctor_Fun (5,225)
Seat 2: dd334 (9,851)
Seat 3: Ducksss_Wild (16,175)
Seat 4: dantor111 (5,545)
Seat 5: Eleon222 (12,194)
Seat 6: GB2005 (2,905)
Seat 7: boh (22,861)
Seat 8: david0603 (5,568)
Seat 9: playin1st (19,294)
Doctor_Fun antes 25
dd334 antes 25
Ducksss_Wild antes 25
dantor111 antes 25
Eleon222 antes 25
GB2005 antes 25
boh antes 25
david0603 antes 25
playin1st antes 25
playin1st posts the small blind of 140
Doctor_Fun posts the big blind of 280
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [8h 8d]
dd334 has 15 seconds left to act
dd334 folds
Ducksss_Wild folds
dantor111 folds
Eleon222 raises to 840
GB2005 folds
boh folds
david0603 has 15 seconds left to act
david0603 calls 840
playin1st folds
Doctor_Fun folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 4d 8s]
Eleon222 bets 2,000
david0603 calls 2,000
*** TURN *** [4c 4d 8s] [Jh]
Eleon222 bets 2,800
david0603 calls 2,703, and is all in
Eleon222 shows [Jc Qd]
david0603 shows [8h 8d]
Uncalled bet of 97 returned to Eleon222
*** RIVER *** [4c 4d 8s Jh] [Kd]
Eleon222 shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
david0603 shows a full house, Eights full of Fours
david0603 wins the pot (11,731) with a full house, Eights full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,731 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 4d 8s Jh Kd]
Seat 1: Doctor_Fun (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dd334 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Ducksss_Wild folded before the Flop
Seat 4: dantor111 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Eleon222 showed [Jc Qd] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 6: GB2005 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: boh folded before the Flop
Seat 8: david0603 (button) showed [8h 8d] and won (11,731) with a full
house, Eights full of Fours
Seat 9: playin1st (small blind) folded before the Flop

6/29/2008 8:40:40 PM