Lost my wallet and it SSSUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS

5/20/2011 9:57:07 PM

the rapture thread

5/20/2011 9:58:29 PM

looool
okay I think it's out of my system now.
Maybe.

our goooodddd is an awesome gooooooddddd

5/20/2011 10:03:37 PM

I know I said go out and have fun, but now that I'm away I am freaking out uncontrollable crying type freaking out

5/20/2011 11:11:02 PM

OH MY GOD

epic ghost situation

so scary

there may or may not have been tears a maglight and a knife involved.

i have now relocated to a ghost free house

5/20/2011 11:11:09 PM

he called to check on me

feeling a little better

think happy thoughts

5/20/2011 11:30:12 PM

Oh man! The Melting Pot just sent me an Email reminding me that my 5th wedding anniversary is coming up. I'm getting old.

5/20/2011 11:33:38 PM

my boobs are sore

also elkbaby calm dowwwnnnnnn!!! My baby isn't ready to come out yet ok.

5/20/2011 11:43:20 PM

I know right! It's what I def stopped to do earlier and told myself--"stop freaking out! your blood pressure is elevating which is not good for baby! stop stop stop...breatheeeeeee...sooooooooooothing thoughts"

stupid hormones

5/20/2011 11:56:37 PM

*YAWN*
g'night guys

5/21/2011 12:08:55 AM

Jesus fucking christ

People believe we, as a nation, need to coddle and foster the tards who need to drop out of engineering because America needs more engineers. No, the problem is that our public education system is an absolute joke.

http://m.cnn.com/primary/_6pbfuV-ixyKURU3lO

I'd make a thread for the golden tww comments but I'm on my phone

5/21/2011 12:22:06 AM

Omg I love the hangout

I love tater tots

I want to see girl talk

5/21/2011 12:31:58 AM

I must admit I've seen some people cruise by in Chemistry and it seems like any program is possible if you just put in enough effort. Everyone just wants something for nothing these days.

5/21/2011 12:32:30 AM

Stfu... I give my all to this program, alot more than nothing

5/21/2011 12:34:13 AM

Do not want to work tomorrow

5/21/2011 12:40:15 AM

Quote :

"SOMETHING FOR NOTHING"

5/21/2011 12:42:30 AM

I need a hug.

Or to finish this drink.

5/21/2011 12:51:59 AM

Idk what im even sayin now

5/21/2011 12:54:53 AM

i forgot that DDP's music was a terrible teen spirit ripoff

5/21/2011 1:02:57 AM

I miss my friends.

5/21/2011 1:18:17 AM

I'm glad I'm a wimp. I'd be doing some stupid shit now

[Edited on May 21, 2011 at 1:33 AM. Reason : If I cannot focus on a star, I'm drunk.]

5/21/2011 1:20:37 AM

[Edited on May 21, 2011 at 1:54 AM. Reason : lame as fuck]

5/21/2011 1:37:34 AM

I should go to the beach.

I miss my doggie

5/21/2011 1:40:24 AM

the beach is awesome right now....great weather.

5/21/2011 1:45:34 AM

Grrr don't tempt me


Any excuse to leave will probably work

5/21/2011 1:46:54 AM

I'm looking at it right now....it's beautiful.

5/21/2011 1:50:08 AM

Taking company for the night?

5/21/2011 1:57:31 AM

Between this week and last week my job has made me hate my life.

I need to decompress. That's all I aim to do this weekend. I hope next week people raise their IQ levels a bit and quit suggesting things that are unethical/wrong/stupid/not needed/dangerous/will kill people.

Sigh...

5/21/2011 2:11:32 AM

I just want the pain to stop. Asking ^ of other people seems optimistic at the this point

5/21/2011 2:16:57 AM

I'M LIVING ON THE EDGE OF A LIGHTNING BOLT, AND I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, RIC FLAIR

5/21/2011 2:21:46 AM

5/21/2011 3:03:00 AM

still up for some reason

5/21/2011 3:04:13 AM

she's buckwild with her clothes off every night

5/21/2011 3:14:20 AM

Yo soy intaxicado

5/21/2011 3:28:02 AM

^^

5/21/2011 3:30:35 AM

Damn. I hate how unimportant and unloved I feel right now. Gotta love sleeping on my own couch.

5/21/2011 3:40:17 AM

I love you

5/21/2011 3:46:41 AM

Why in the world am I awake now...


For once I don't have to go to work at 5 on Saturday yet I'm awake as if I did...


If I could go ahead and start working, I would..


But I cant

5/21/2011 4:53:34 AM

God damn guinea fowl out my window woke us up being loud as shit and upsetting the dog

5/21/2011 6:59:26 AM

someone call me at work.

this is boring.

5/21/2011 8:51:10 AM

waking up alone and naked is getting old

5/21/2011 9:00:04 AM

When you see the flash, duck and cover.

5/21/2011 9:04:16 AM

waking up old, naked and alone sucks

5/21/2011 9:04:58 AM

I'm old

5/21/2011 9:10:45 AM

i'm older

5/21/2011 9:24:02 AM

haha there's no way

do you turn 30 this year? I do

5/21/2011 9:26:54 AM

so I have this game I play with taxi drivers

It's generally a 9-12 dollar ride to my place from just about anywhere in raleigh, everytime I get a ride I ask if they have change for a 20 at which point they all say no because they're a bunch of sleazy assholes, so I make them drive me next door to the taco bell where I get change and dont tip them. last night was the first guy that actually admitted to having change and I said thank you and gave him the whole twenty.

good times

5/21/2011 9:33:25 AM

^^ 30 was last summer

5/21/2011 9:46:52 AM

I stand corrected!!!

Hello older man

5/21/2011 9:47:25 AM

BRETT

I'm coming over to get my phone, I hope you see one of the many messages I've left you on various internet forums

5/21/2011 9:48:32 AM