and good thing i looked and at my calendar and saw that my final is monday instead of tuesday. not sure why i was thinking tuesday.

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 12:50 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2008 12:49:16 PM

5/4/2008 12:54:35 PM

Troops to use electronic insects to spot enemy 'by end of year'...

Pretty cool

5/4/2008 1:01:09 PM

Quote :

"oh me and pilgrimshoes tag teamed that shit"

haha...you both wish!





[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : wewr]

5/4/2008 1:09:07 PM

Waking up to the parents fighting about God knows what sucks.

Waking up to two black eyes and you have no idea how they got there sucks.

Realizing how selfish I am and how awful of a girlfriend I am sucks.

Today sucks.

I doubt I should go see Bill Clinton tonight, I'd probably ruin that too.

5/4/2008 1:18:39 PM

just learned one of my friends from high school, who i thought left NC, is in greenville as a bus driver and a drug dealer

guess that whole lawyer thing didn't really work out

5/4/2008 2:05:42 PM

i can't count the number of stories i've heard like that

i mean, is college really THAT hard? Most of them had it handed to them on a silver platter from their parents as far as tuition and spending money went.. I guess maybe that was the problem

5/4/2008 2:07:16 PM

i've had one friend drop out freshman year when he didn't really care about classes, and another who probably will drop out this semester

just something in their system and they can't handle it or don't want to go through with it

5/4/2008 2:19:54 PM

god dammit jon, where are ya

i'm about to roll up on your house and see if you're there

5/4/2008 3:45:56 PM

YOU SUCK, YOUR SONGS SUCK, YOUR VOICE SUCKS


seriously just stick to the funny stuff

5/4/2008 4:06:58 PM

I LOVE ANAL SEX

5/4/2008 4:28:44 PM

wut

5/4/2008 4:29:02 PM

WE KNOW

5/4/2008 4:29:02 PM

OH SNAP LOOKIE THERE I WIN BITCH

5/4/2008 4:29:51 PM

anyways, speaking of anal...i tried like stimulating my prostate gland yesterday but it didnt work i tried for like an hour

5/4/2008 4:30:47 PM

dude that's fucking disgusting

5/4/2008 4:31:32 PM

seems pretty normal to me...god would have not created a prostate gland if he didnt want u to stimulate it

5/4/2008 4:32:30 PM

i had a girl try to do that one time, i about bitch smacked her

5/4/2008 4:33:22 PM

I LOVE WHEN LITTLE BOYS PUT THINGS IN MY BUTT

5/4/2008 4:34:39 PM

pm sent

5/4/2008 4:35:23 PM

btw, i heard if like you can jerk off and stimulate the prostate at the same time the orgasm is like a million times better

5/4/2008 4:37:15 PM

I've read that

5/4/2008 4:42:37 PM

bleach fumes

5/4/2008 4:53:00 PM

lol

i had one more domain i could buy with my deal at 1and1

i decided on fuckingusegoogle.com

5/4/2008 4:53:34 PM

YAY the cross country portion of the rolex 3day event is on


i was supposed to go to that

5/4/2008 5:17:53 PM

why is it that my phone has signal pretty much everywhere except in my house

5/4/2008 5:40:19 PM

because you live in a black hole

5/4/2008 5:41:22 PM

hmmmm

5/4/2008 5:56:25 PM

these throwing knives are fucking awesome

ok, back to work...

5/4/2008 6:08:44 PM

ah! tick in my hair!

5/4/2008 6:15:28 PM

bah

i'm just not gonna deal with this right now

5/4/2008 6:57:30 PM

im do b durnburnt


butf cuk you fagggots

5/4/2008 7:18:21 PM

ok tww...i'm going to try to translate that...

what pilgrimshoes just said is "I'm gay"

5/4/2008 7:20:38 PM

damn gay and sunburnt. you got problems, b.

5/4/2008 7:22:23 PM

where to eat for dinner

5/4/2008 7:26:46 PM

seoul garden

crazy horse

tgi fridays

5/4/2008 7:27:59 PM

i'm in williamsburg, va

5/4/2008 7:28:47 PM

tick tock tick tock

5/4/2008 7:29:02 PM

I know as soon as I sell my place the golf course is gonna open back up and the prices shoot up $75K overnight

but the golf course might not open and it might not do that much to the value

grr the real world sucks

5/4/2008 7:29:03 PM

I just had the weirdest, most misspelled comment on you tube I have ever seen! Talking about "you shud neva pull a tick off. coz you can leave the hed in and it will get infected" or something along those lines.

I sent a message, but it shoulda just said "wat?"

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 7:34 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2008 7:33:56 PM

Quote :

"schpenxel: so are orgasms by me the only thing that make you sleep? girl: oh shit, busted. girl: lol girl: that and the fact that you leave me the hell alone afterwards and not try to hold me all night."

I think I'm in love... a girl who doesn't like to cuddle..thank GOD!

5/4/2008 7:42:46 PM

Quote :

"a girl who doesn't like to cuddle"

I am still convinced these don't exist.

5/4/2008 7:53:00 PM

ok..well, a girl that sleeps better without cuddling

5/4/2008 7:53:34 PM

you sure it's not really a guy and you're just too drunk to notice?

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2008 7:54:17 PM

well cuddling while sleeping sucks....

but cuddling all the rest of the time sorta serves a pretty good purpose

5/4/2008 7:54:24 PM

I purposefully shave and let my body hair grow out just enough so that's it's uncomfortable to cuddle with me

5/4/2008 7:55:52 PM

colorado

5/4/2008 8:01:11 PM

Quote :

"you sure it's not really a guy and you're just too drunk to notice?"

oh man

that's clever

I'M PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS!!1!

5/4/2008 8:04:55 PM

my god i suck...

i don't want to sit at home any longer...

but then i look at the clock and see that it's 8:15 and think "i have to work tomorrow...i should just go to bed"

5/4/2008 8:14:07 PM

woohoooooooo MST3K!!

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : 2284]

5/4/2008 8:51:29 PM