From : LivinProof78
To : drunknloaded
Received : Monday May 5, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Subject : tonight
lets go to Jax...we can bwn in the bathroom

5/5/2008 12:02:05 PM

need, coffee....

my mug is locked up atm...

gonna go get lunch...

5/5/2008 12:02:16 PM

^^you're crazy...you can't fuck in the bathroom at Jax....


the handicapped bathroom at EV maybe...but not Jax

5/5/2008 12:03:17 PM

agreed

5/5/2008 12:04:14 PM

never been the bathroom of either

5/5/2008 12:04:27 PM

Quote :

" i have no idea the last time i actually did anything for Cinco de Mayo...i'm going to guess somewhere along May 2001'ish.... but i'd like to change that tonight!"

i'm having the same feeling, just finished with exams for this semester

5/5/2008 12:04:57 PM

^x5 or 6...I can't see atm without thinking ASS TO MOUTH!!!

Now I know you meant "at the moment"

Everytime I've been to Jax on Cinco de Mayo they have had the buckets! I could stand some wangs too! being black and all

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason : For Arab]

5/5/2008 12:05:35 PM

the last time i went to Jax i ended up waking up the next morning with a hot dog in my purse and wearing a t-shirt that had tiny writing on the bottom that said "if you're already this close why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick"

5/5/2008 12:08:22 PM

it's cause you started here

5/5/2008 12:08:47 PM

jax seems like a good place to just chill...idk with it being cinco de mayo it might be a shitty night to go out...

5/5/2008 12:09:11 PM

Yea the last time I went I ended up waking up beside my best guy friend after about 8 jager bombs and 4 buckets of coronitas

Pretty sure nothing happened....unless he has a tiny dick cuz my vajayjay was not beatup hahah

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 12:10 PM. Reason : wow I said that]

5/5/2008 12:09:45 PM

damn, this fucking warning shit gives me a headache

5/5/2008 12:15:22 PM

I own ten watches and I'm never on time

5/5/2008 12:29:21 PM

sure am tired of sucking dick for a god damn crack rock

5/5/2008 12:30:51 PM

i love this bra

5/5/2008 12:31:02 PM

I'm having a good bra day as well!!

5/5/2008 12:31:23 PM

worthless without pics

5/5/2008 12:32:04 PM

and where would i go to get

Quote :

"a t-shirt that had tiny writing on the bottom that said "if you're already this close why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick""

WANT

5/5/2008 12:32:42 PM

Hanson tonight!

5/5/2008 12:33:09 PM

ready for fajitas and margaritas


and wenches

5/5/2008 12:36:54 PM

in honor of cinco de mayo, i'm thinking margaritas during lunch may be in order

5/5/2008 12:45:27 PM

24 days

5/5/2008 12:46:26 PM

I wish I worked with or near people I'd actually want to eat lunch with!!!

I'm tired of staying in the office for lunch...it suxors

5/5/2008 12:47:29 PM

where do you work near?

5/5/2008 12:48:02 PM

I work in Regency Park in Cary

5/5/2008 12:50:23 PM

rio on fridays<3

i work off Airport Blvd and dont have lunch til 2pm. I feel your pain...but then again I don't mind eating out alone.

5/5/2008 12:51:15 PM

never been to Rio

I usually take my lunch around 1 so I have less time here when I get back. I can go whenever though.

5/5/2008 12:54:04 PM

Rio for lunch on Friday = all you can eat filet and chicken breast for 9.95

5/5/2008 12:54:40 PM

i miss that rio goodness

5/5/2008 12:55:14 PM

Quote :

"and where would i go to get a t-shirt that had tiny writing on the bottom that said "if you're already this close why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick" WANT"

haha...i have no idea....

but if i don't ever return this one to the rightful owner i'll give it to you

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : asdf]

5/5/2008 12:56:05 PM

Im pretty sure tshirthell.com carries that shirt.

5/5/2008 12:57:51 PM

5/5/2008 12:58:06 PM

what has you so sick sir?

I don't think I will eat lunch today!

5/5/2008 1:04:44 PM

Quote :

"but if i don't ever return this one to the rightful owner i'll give it to you "

GET YOUR SHIRT BACK BRETT!!!!!!!!

CASEY STOLE IT ON THE WALK OF SHAME!!!!!!!!!!

5/5/2008 1:04:48 PM

^ NOOO i want it!!

5/5/2008 1:05:41 PM

hahaha


i have quite the collection of random sleeping tshirts and basketball shorts that i've accumulated over the years

5/5/2008 1:06:00 PM

Quote :

"what has you so sick sir?"

crashin'.


hard.

5/5/2008 1:06:36 PM

and there is no walk of shame...


there is absolutely no shame in my game

5/5/2008 1:07:14 PM

JOIN THE CLUB

5/5/2008 1:07:49 PM

casey got the walk funny

5/5/2008 1:09:32 PM

Cinco de Mayo is really just a celebration that my birthday is a month away. I mean duh!

5/5/2008 1:10:47 PM

fajitas y margaritas


DONDE ESTA LAS MUJERES BLANCO?

5/5/2008 1:14:22 PM

Cinco de mayo son una celebración de mis cumpleaños que son un mes lejos

5/5/2008 1:16:36 PM

damn im fucking tired.


at least im done with exams.

5/5/2008 1:16:55 PM

las blancas faciles estan in wal-mart

buscalos!

5/5/2008 1:17:35 PM

que?

That's all the Spanish I know!

5/5/2008 1:19:30 PM

spanish is the devil

[Edited on May 5, 2008 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ps damn i'm late coming back for lunch ]

5/5/2008 1:20:30 PM

Quote :

"casey got the walk funny"

that has nothing to do with the walk of shame though

5/5/2008 1:21:30 PM

Quote :

"and where would i go to get a t-shirt that had tiny writing on the bottom that said "if you're already this close why don't you just go ahead and suck my dick" WANT"

T-shirt Hell sells them... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=44

They used to have one that said "If you're already this close, why don't you eat me out?"

5/5/2008 1:21:31 PM

those shirts are real classy

sure to get you laid/ dick sucked/ eaten out

5/5/2008 1:22:37 PM