Quote :

"haha the funny thing is - it's totally true "

i'm the same way i'm a vera bradley nut.

7/6/2009 8:39:52 PM

Quote :

"what i'm saying is, he only got half the sentence. if you could chop half a sentence and post someone's words in this thread, the thread would be way longer. you can make any sentence suggestive by cutting out half of what the person said "

agreed, it has to be a whole posted sentence.

7/7/2009 5:30:16 PM

it's lost in chatterbox history now

7/7/2009 5:31:13 PM

i'm just sayin. there have been similar problems in this thread that need to be addressed

[Edited on July 7, 2009 at 5:32 PM. Reason : werds]

7/7/2009 5:32:39 PM

Quote :

"i wanna be a buttpirate"

-neuservrrat

7/11/2009 12:59:37 AM

^these are much funnier when they're something the person actually posted

7/12/2009 7:08:35 PM

Quote :

"for the longest time i only had P sandwiches "

twoozles

7/16/2009 10:20:12 AM

hahahahahaha
good catch ben

7/16/2009 12:10:14 PM

Quote :

"i hope i find those babies. im sure i will "

-Joie

7/19/2009 11:35:21 PM

Quote :

"jumped on one dude in the woods "

Republican18

7/21/2009 11:49:44 PM

Quote :

"i lick ass for god's sake"

-djeternal

7/22/2009 11:47:33 AM

Quote :

"My half-brother is showing his ass some kind of fierce today. I've had to get on him twice. "

Fareako

7/23/2009 3:42:54 PM

Quote :

"what i'm saying is, he only got half the sentence. if you could chop half a sentence and post someone's words in this thread, the thread would be way longer. you can make any sentence suggestive by cutting out half of what the person said "

[facepalm]
OUT

OF

CONTEXT

7/23/2009 4:23:05 PM

Quote :

"why can't some chick do this to me in real life?! "

TKE-Teg

7/23/2009 9:58:52 PM

Quote :

"i just wanted to put my hands on him is all."

-BigHitSunday

Come on...you knew it was coming.

7/25/2009 3:22:33 PM

^ ahhaha. i came in here to post that, but i figured it would have already been done.

7/25/2009 4:19:45 PM

Quote :

"it was the best thing I have had in my mouth."

-dropdeadkate

7/29/2009 7:57:21 PM

^hahahhahah

7/29/2009 8:02:03 PM

Quote :

"a lot is still blowing out the hole"

Str8BacardiL

7/30/2009 12:33:53 PM

Quote :

"8.9" is waaaaaaaaaaay too small for me"

-quagmire02

8/10/2009 2:25:47 PM

Quote :

"i cut yo mama's grass today, xtine but only the front yard"

-NeuseRvrRat

8/13/2009 10:51:10 PM

son, i say stuff that's way funnier out of context than that

weak

8/13/2009 10:52:00 PM

true,

but that is reasonably funny out of context.

8/13/2009 10:58:53 PM

"my dad's junk is at least 10" long limp. i can't remember for sure but i know that it's way bigger than mine"

-simonn

8/15/2009 11:19:08 PM

bwahahah

8/15/2009 11:21:02 PM

I forgot that I inspired this thread neato!

8/15/2009 11:26:09 PM

aw look how slutty I sound out of context

8/15/2009 11:29:07 PM

Quote :

"that would take forever in the limited bed space that i have"

-NRR

8/15/2009 11:32:30 PM

Quote :

"lucyinthesky All American 5643 Posts user info edit post send PM view photos I wish my ex-boyfriend would forget about me and never text me again. 8/15/2009 11:15:57 PM not dnl All American 9910 Posts user info edit post send PM view photos same here"

8/15/2009 11:41:26 PM

Quote :

"bottombaby (7:37) : i generally like to wash snatch off my face. bottombaby (7:37) : i can't believe i just typed that."

8/16/2009 7:38:28 PM

Quote :

" me: i haven't worked so hard to get up and pee in my life him: lol sorry that is just funny me: oh it is him: well did you make it then? me: well i haven't actually gotten up i know how much effort it takes therefore i'm waiting until i really really have to pee before i get up him: ahahahahah"

8/19/2009 6:46:20 PM

Quote :

"thumper: i gag trying to swallow it. "

8/20/2009 9:16:48 AM

try taking the whole quote and it won't be funny

Quote :

"i hate it too! i physically can't swallow pills though. anything bigger than my BC pill and i gag trying to swallow it. soooo i just don't take pills."

8/20/2009 9:17:46 AM

Quote :

"« TWW Quotes Out of Context »"

try following along, dear

8/20/2009 9:23:45 AM

yes dear, i know that. but if you can pick apart sentences and only post portions of them, this thread would be 3,000 pages by now. take the whole quote. or at the very least, the whole sentence.

8/20/2009 9:24:35 AM

After evaluating the sentence and the taken quote, I have deemed it acceptable.

shoes- be more selective next time

thump- don't be so picky

8/20/2009 9:26:34 AM

Quote :

"After evaluating the sentence and the taken quote, I have deemed it acceptable."

8/20/2009 9:28:12 AM

dude, you can find sexual innuendo in anyone's posts if you just take a few words.

8/20/2009 9:28:23 AM

I HAVE SPOKEN!

example

Quote :

" I've been retired for most of this year. I still have a suitcase of dildos, though. I just moved in with my boyfriend and it's sitting in the living room. It was fun while it lasted but I got too busy when I got closer to graduation."

but i'm just gonna say

Quote :

"I still have a suitcase of dildos"

metricula

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 9:37 AM. Reason : bro]

8/20/2009 9:30:25 AM

grumpy thumper is grumpy

8/20/2009 9:34:36 AM

i'm not grumpy

i just have a hard time swallowing things















hah! put that in your Out Of Context pipe and smoke it

8/20/2009 9:37:00 AM

Quote :

"i like when they get soft personally."

- GREEN JAY

8/22/2009 10:39:42 PM

Quote :

"10 seconds is pretty good. i've done 7 though"

-ScHpEnXeL

8/23/2009 10:33:47 PM

Quote :

"enjoy getting ass raped"

obc

8/27/2009 3:59:52 PM

Quote :

"0EPII1 : I would happily fuck a chick with a dick "

8/28/2009 8:16:45 PM

I don't think that's really out of context. More like a WTF post.

Quote :

"^ I would happily fuck a chick with a dick (as long as she was pretty, nice boobs, nice body), but I am not coming within 6 feet of that THING."

8/31/2009 3:00:28 PM

even what you posted is out of context. the context is the thread they are from, which discusses chick with dicks and guys with vaginas.

if i had to choose between the 2, i would happily choose the former.

but since chicks with vaginas are plentiful the world over, i don't have to resort to chicks with dicks.

8/31/2009 3:08:53 PM

dude, i don't care where you come from

talking about how you'd fuck a chick with a dick

that is gay as hell.

8/31/2009 4:37:36 PM

Quote :

"It's flesh colored and behind the hole. There is so much tall, scary grass back there it's ridiculous."

arog20012001

8/31/2009 6:00:07 PM

"set em up"

-everybodydoesit
-everybody?
-anybodywhosanybody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTw3F_im1Q

9/1/2009 4:19:27 AM