Quote :

"I have a fascination with Jack the Ripper. "

11/11/2009 10:16:14 PM

this thread makes me feel better about the people of TWW

11/11/2009 10:16:40 PM

Quote :

"^ I think that is because everyone in this thread realizes it is the best thing that has happened around here in a while, and somehow they don't wanna fuck it up "

yeah I have a feeling that whoever decided to fuck up this thread will get a totally e-bullying attack on them!

11/11/2009 10:16:48 PM

the people that want confessions should start confessing to others so they get a confession in return. like a pyramid scheme.

11/11/2009 10:17:08 PM

Quote :

"i'm specifically not reminding him when my birthday is just to see if he remembers "

11/11/2009 10:18:07 PM

that hasn't worked for me though I've given out far more confessions than I have received.

11/11/2009 10:18:16 PM

i, too, have given more than i've received.

11/11/2009 10:19:47 PM

Quote :

"I was reading some earlier pages, and they made me wish I got BJs more often "

11/11/2009 10:20:48 PM

Quote :

"I worked a 8 and a half hour shift today. i did 2 hours worth of work. epic. slacking. off. "

11/11/2009 10:21:26 PM

I am back. Send some mo' my way .

11/11/2009 10:21:57 PM

Quote :

"zorthage really creeps me out"

Quote :

"I've confessed more to girls because they confess back more "

11/11/2009 10:22:31 PM

Quote :

"I'm doing a project for a class where I have to interview an old person who is above 65 that isn't a family member. I'm too lazy to find someone that isn't a family member to interview so I'm just going to interview my grandmother and lie about who I interviewed."

11/11/2009 10:25:03 PM

lol done that

11/11/2009 10:25:37 PM

awww i have done the "not tell him bout your birthday and see if he remembers". I have also realized that that is a horrible plan because your the one that ends up being sad and upset. It's easier just to tell him and not have to be disappointed on your birthday.

11/11/2009 10:27:26 PM

Quote :

"I worked at a restaurant, which will remain unnamed, where every event and worse from the movie Waiting occurred before the movie even came out. This does in fact include the "penis showing game" and I must say that due to this, I've been flashed by more cock than I think I ever wanted to see."

11/11/2009 10:29:50 PM

Quote :

"i have pretended to be drunk at a party "

11/11/2009 10:30:02 PM

Quote :

"you really creep me out"

geeze

11/11/2009 10:30:17 PM

Quote :

"My dad's side of the family has more or less fallen apart. My dad, grandmother, and grandfather are all screwed up on drugs. I don't even like to visit because it's so depressing. I feel like I should do something, but I don't know what to say or what I should do. I have to do something soon though or very soon one of them will likely die."

11/11/2009 10:31:12 PM

Quote :

"i once stole a keg off of a balcony above where we were partying and returned it for the deposit. "

11/11/2009 10:32:03 PM

Quote :

"I get complete joy from picking the crud out of newly pierced nose. "

Quote :

"I haven't confessed to you anything yet cause I'm still scared that you'll be mean to me! "

well damn.

11/11/2009 10:33:19 PM

Quote :

"I very rarely wear underwear. If my boobs were small I wouldn't wear a bra either."

Quote :

"i'm watching the CMA's right now. and i'm enjoying them. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : nice]

11/11/2009 10:34:48 PM

Quote :

"I once broke up with a girlfriend because she way too far on one side of the political spectrum. "

11/11/2009 10:37:52 PM

Quote :

"I am insanely jealous of the sex life you and ambrosia1231 have."

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:40 PM. Reason : i know crazy code, i swear]

11/11/2009 10:40:18 PM

dang this thread has really taken off since earlier today

11/11/2009 10:41:30 PM

hahah this one is my favorite one yet!

Quote :

"I'm looking forward to seeing New Moon on Nov. 20 "

sent by a male.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 10:42:14 PM

i'm thinking we can do 24 pages in 24 hours.

come on people. step it up!

11/11/2009 10:42:23 PM

send me moar confessions pepallllllllllllllll

11/11/2009 10:43:52 PM

you step it up....what ya'll got?

11/11/2009 10:44:00 PM

this totally made me lol

Quote :

"I broke up with a gf by collect call when I was younger."

I can imagine it now

You have a collect call from "I'm breaking up w/ you" will you accept the charges?

11/11/2009 10:44:16 PM

i loled

11/11/2009 10:44:38 PM

haha my fav one that I have gotten so far

Quote :

"i always wondered how many guys pm you on a daily basis and how many of those are dirty ones? "

I rarely get pm's from random guys on here. Most of my pm's are from friends or DNL and the ones that are dirty are usually a joke. I would say i've only gotten ~ 20 truly creepy ones over the couple of years ive been here. I have gotten a good number of polite "your very cute" or "would you like to get ice cream" type pms though.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : as]

11/11/2009 10:44:38 PM

Quote :

"i've always wanted to be "somebody" "

11/11/2009 10:45:29 PM

Quote :

"When I was in the 8th grade I was turned on by my earth science teachers legs. He also always had a semi boner in class and I would stare at it."

11/11/2009 10:46:38 PM

Quote :

"one of the reasons i like nip/tuck is because in comparison my life isn't fucked up at all."

Quote :

"I'm worried I'm gonna confess some stuff I normally wouldn't the next time I get on TWW drunk"

Quote :

"I threw a Halloween Party just to show off my new house to my friends."

Quote :

"(your next post) will be number 12345"

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:51 PM. Reason : bah]

11/11/2009 10:47:22 PM

Quote :

"I went to bed hammered with a TWWer and peed in her bad. So the next day we just had sex on her floor. Later that night I had sex with a different TWWer at my place."

PEED IN HER BAD

11/11/2009 10:47:33 PM

10 minutes for less than 20 posts

WE CAN DO IT

11/11/2009 10:49:05 PM

Quote :

"I took a shit in a maintenance closet in Poe Hall one time real late at night. My friend, another TWWer, took a huge dump on a conference table at the same."

LMAO

11/11/2009 10:49:11 PM

i aint got shit

11/11/2009 10:49:28 PM

hold up.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 10:49:32 PM

^Confession: I saw that.

11/11/2009 10:50:31 PM

Quote :

"I fantasize about having sex with the girlfriends of three of my former roommates. "

11/11/2009 10:51:47 PM

pad

11/11/2009 10:53:06 PM

CONFESSION:

I like to pad.

11/11/2009 10:54:23 PM

Quote :

"i am attracted to blondes and i cant figure out why"

11/11/2009 10:54:26 PM

uh oh

11/11/2009 10:54:38 PM

Quote :

"i have had a sex dream about QTPie "

11/11/2009 10:54:39 PM

^^^^
Tell me RD sent you that

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : ^,^^]

11/11/2009 10:54:58 PM

Quote :

"I think there are some serious mental issues in zorthage's and ambrosia1231's relationship. It scares me."

11/11/2009 10:55:58 PM

send me somethinggggggggggggggggg

11/11/2009 10:56:12 PM

see if we can get to page 24 before 10:58

11/11/2009 10:56:39 PM