Good night, sweet prince.

11/18/2010 4:52:23 PM

Four Loko will not go down without a fight!

11/18/2010 5:19:21 PM

They have lemon lime to looks like hulk piss taste good though

11/18/2010 8:26:56 PM

'Crack in a can'. Fox news makes me sick. Hold the muther fucking individuals accountable.

11/18/2010 9:23:46 PM

i could care less about this shit getting banned. it's a fucking abomination. take alcohol back to 2007 or whatever when this shit didn't exist.

edit: my roommate walked in with a case this afternoon because he's having some kind of four loko party this weekend. i'm glad i'll be out of town so i won't have to witness it. i doubt my place will still be here on sunday when i get back though

aliens are going to land here thousands of years in the future and find nothing but decaying cities and a barren earth. all they will see is crumbling remnants of civilization and cans of four loko littering the streets, and they will wonder what the hell happened here.



[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

11/18/2010 11:58:02 PM

Quote :

"They have lemon lime to looks like hulk piss taste good though"

wat

11/18/2010 11:59:47 PM

^lol i like pretending he's one of Toki or Skwisgaar from Metalocalypse while reading that.

but yeah, i've had a few, i'm not dead, because i'm not a fucking idiot. if you're stupid enough to die from drinking, then do us a favor and do it.

11/19/2010 12:14:18 AM

Quote :

"'Crack in a can'. Fox news makes me sick. Hold the muther fucking individuals accountable."

They make up their own nomenclature for this shit.

Search: Blackout in a can
cocaine in a can


oh shit look what I found

11/19/2010 12:31:41 AM

A coworker came up to me and said that he had some Four Lokos last night. He couldn't believe they were so bad without trying one. Said he chugged one in about 15 minutes because of the awful taste (Fruit Punch), and said it wasn't that bad, was feeling pretty good, etc. Then he started another one, Lemonade, got maybe halfway through it and it hit him...said he was all "fuck this shit" and crawled into bed and passed out - time unknown. When he woke up this morning he was still feeling it.

I was all "I warned ya"

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 8:21 AM. Reason : lkj]

11/19/2010 8:20:53 AM

wow cranberry lemonade is

11/19/2010 9:08:57 AM

^ Yeah. We could have told you that. It was probably stated at some point ITT.

11/19/2010 10:28:24 AM

saaaddd news. 4 loko is no longer to be distributed as of 6am today. No more can leave the warehouse, I can't even get a personal case as an employee. Handee Hugo is the only store that sells by the case. They will be pulling the product by this weekend. Get it while its hot!

11/19/2010 12:37:41 PM

oh shit

11/19/2010 12:40:26 PM

11/19/2010 12:40:37 PM

You know they're reformulating them without all the stimulants.

You kids will be okay.

In the meantime, learn about the wonders of real beer. Maybe you'll even learn to like it.

11/19/2010 12:50:57 PM

The point of Four Loko wasn't to replace real beer. It was to serve as the ultimate catch up drink when you're late to the party or have to get a nice buzz before a noon game. And it played its role to perfection.

11/19/2010 12:54:28 PM

It was....too perfect.

11/19/2010 12:55:07 PM

Quote :

"In the meantime, learn about the wonders of real beer. Maybe you'll even learn to like it."

lol, ignorant post is ignorant troll post is troll-y


don't assume because we like this stuff that we don't like good beer, or know anything about it. They are completely different things (it is like trying to compare jagerbombs too beer)

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 12:58 PM. Reason : we*]

11/19/2010 12:58:21 PM

Quote :

"lol, ignorant post is ignorant troll post is troll-y"

It's a trap.

11/19/2010 12:59:35 PM

11/19/2010 1:01:12 PM

Back to 5 hours and cram binging do you think I like to do this?! Nanny state

11/19/2010 1:03:35 PM

This is still legal



DRINK IT

11/19/2010 1:15:38 PM

CERTIFIED COLORS

wtf?

11/19/2010 1:18:32 PM

Lol yeah, it's not even called grape, fruit punch, etc. It's called Tilt Purple and Tilt Red.

I don't know WTF Tilt Blue is supposed to be.

But either way, tilt purple is the least bad of all 12% flavored malt liquors.

11/19/2010 1:21:15 PM

^and they are 2 for $4 at Handee Hugo!

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 1:56 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2010 1:55:50 PM

I gotta go get hit up 7-11 on the way home today. I've got a noon game tomorrow to prepare for!

11/19/2010 1:57:23 PM

Four loko Four crazy

11/19/2010 5:42:49 PM

I was picking some up after work today, and this guy in line behind me asked if they tasted any good - he was buying a 40 of Bud Light or something. I said "haha, no"

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 6:18 PM. Reason : /cool story bro]

11/19/2010 6:18:03 PM

Sippin on some Loko now

never forget

11/19/2010 6:33:25 PM

I too am sipping on a four loko now in remembrance.

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 6:49 PM. Reason : GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE]

11/19/2010 6:49:42 PM

I couldn't get any

11/19/2010 6:51:21 PM

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ^ We're going to Florida for Thanksgiving. You want us to check and get you some?]

11/19/2010 6:51:57 PM

we're going to GA, so hopefully I can find some down there (or SC)- I am just curious if any of the stores will be carrying the caffeinated version anymore

11/19/2010 6:54:39 PM

I might crack open an orange one in rememberance. However all the gas station employees I talked to said they aren't pulling it off the shelves yet. Its a shame too, because the stations around here are so close together and all have between 4 and 6 flavors

I wouldn't think the decaffeinated version would be out this fast

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 6:55 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/19/2010 6:54:39 PM

^^^^ they have them at the college beverage!

just got 4. they have plenty of blue raspberry left. we got the last fruit punch. they have lemonade, cran lemonade and blue raspberry left. dude in front of us bought like 12 though so they'll prob be gone soon.

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 6:55 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2010 6:55:08 PM

wait wait..individuals or cases?

11/19/2010 6:55:53 PM

oh individuals hahaha

there were no cases

11/19/2010 6:56:27 PM

Holy crap so is there some desperate charge on gas stations up in Raleigh?

I guess it is a big college town...whereas I live in a town of like, 2,000 people

mostly Wal-mart Nation Carolina fans

11/19/2010 6:56:31 PM

Just picked up 4 in different flavors from the Kangaroo on Avent Ferry, time to see what this thing is all about. Lemonade, blue raspberry, fruit punch, and watermelon.

Cashier said they've been flying out the door today, but they weren't stopping selling them until early December.

11/19/2010 6:56:46 PM

^ Make sure you drink only one and then wait like 30 minutes and gauge how you feel before you open the next one.

Or just make sure that you have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do tomorrow.

I wouldn't go over two on your first loko-sperience.

11/19/2010 7:00:12 PM

anyone know where they are selling cases?

11/19/2010 7:01:23 PM

^^what he said

Quote :

"Sweden DO ONE 9892 Posts user info edit post"

^Honestly, the only thing about a case is you can carry it easier. You still pay for them individually. You might ask if the gas station has any cases, but otherwise bring a bag and load it up

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 7:02 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/19/2010 7:01:30 PM

Yeah, I wasn't planning on going nuts with it.

11/19/2010 7:02:18 PM

downed one during the Canes game tonight, been about an hour and a half since I finished it off. definite feeling of "this isn't normal after 1 tallboy" but nothing spectacular.

gonna graduate to 2 tomorrow.

11/19/2010 10:16:46 PM

My roommate just saw four rednecks at the corner store across the street from wendys buy every four loko in the joint , four rednecks four loko

11/19/2010 10:21:37 PM

So haz nobody had the lemon lime, it looks like hulk piss but its not to bad tasting

11/19/2010 10:25:20 PM

Went to handy hugos they had none. Guy said rpd came by last night and made them take off shelves. Bought tilt instead

11/19/2010 10:40:46 PM

pulling off the shelves already? i thought we had a week at least

11/19/2010 10:44:07 PM

still readily available on the shelves at the Kangaroo on Avent Ferry. that was the first store I checked and they were stocked with 5 flavors. I passed on the cranberry shit and got the other 4. they had plenty left and I was told by the cashier they're selling it until Dec 2 or 3. I forget which day, but you have time.

11/19/2010 10:57:03 PM

So haz nobody had the lemon lime, it looks like hulk piss but its not to bad tasting

11/19/2010 10:59:23 PM