^ they were broken this morning too.

they were warning people before they went through the gate incase they couldn't walk all the way up

5/5/2011 9:25:34 PM

5/5/2011 9:47:01 PM

Can't wait for the peta assholes to jump all over this.

5/5/2011 9:49:33 PM

Is it me or does it look like the jumper is wearing Vibrams? I've seen Marines PT in them, it wouldn't surprise me if special forces were rolling quasi-barefoot, especially in wet environments. You get a lot more control and stability, feel very light and energetic on your feet.

5/5/2011 9:56:08 PM

its a training event jumping into water, wouldn't surprise me

5/5/2011 9:59:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOIy6QEbes

5/5/2011 10:02:28 PM

Quote :

"A warning has been issued for railways. This comes from information gathered from the laptops, thumbdrives, HDD's, etc... taken from the compound during the raid http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/05/bin.laden.main/index.html?hpt=T1&iref=BN1"

Fuck, I work in the rail industry

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 12:45 AM. Reason : quote]

5/6/2011 12:44:39 AM

5/6/2011 12:58:29 AM

confusing Obama with Osama?

now that's a ClassicMixup!

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 1:05 AM. Reason : ]

5/6/2011 1:05:25 AM

Quote :

"They on that Donald Trump they wanna see a death certificate"

Quote :

"I hope you cozy in hell with a gasoline snuggie"

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 1:08 AM. Reason : ]

5/6/2011 1:07:11 AM

Obama Sin Llama

5/6/2011 1:18:33 AM

Quote :

"Only a naked Osama would have been spared the bullet Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden, who was killed by US Navy Seals in a commando strike earlier this week in Pakistan , might only have been spared his life by marines if he was found naked, a media report said. The elite commando team that killed him was told to assume he was wearing a suicide vest if he was clothed, according to a briefing given to a congressional aide, the Daily Mail reported. The aide - briefed on the rules of engagement - told the Los Angeles Times that Osama "would have had to be naked for them to allow him to surrender". It has been reported that the terror mastermind was surprised by the attack while wearing his nightclothes."

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics/nation/only-a-naked-osama-would-have-been-spared-the-bullet/articleshow/8171061.cms

5/6/2011 1:24:23 AM

Do we know if Bin Laden ever killed anyone face to face with his own weapon?

5/6/2011 2:55:58 AM

i have it on good authority that he threw kittens off a bridge

5/6/2011 7:18:55 AM

cute kittens, too.

5/6/2011 8:24:41 AM

^

5/6/2011 8:38:41 AM

Dogs with frickin' titanium fangs?

5/6/2011 8:51:32 AM

yeah that dog is bad as fuck.

jumping out of choppa's and shit

5/6/2011 10:00:36 AM

that dog article is awesome. i want a dog with titanium fangs!

5/6/2011 10:07:40 AM

man i want to adopt one of these post war dogs

5/6/2011 10:15:16 AM

Al Qaeda is now admitting Osama is dead. You know it's bad when the bad guy's admit something.


Now the real shit is gonna go down.

AND I CALLED IT PAGE THREE, WATCH FOR TRAINS, BUSES AND BIG CITIES.


caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps attacccccccck

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 10:21 AM. Reason : ok no i didnt, i just said tall buildings and flying buses haha ]

5/6/2011 10:19:29 AM

If only Osama could have heard

OUR HOUNDS WILL TEAR THEM TO SHREDS

in a german accent before the assault happened

5/6/2011 1:25:27 PM

holy shit that guy's impression is spot on

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/6/2011 1:27:20 PM

^^LOL

5/6/2011 1:31:47 PM

remote controlled dogs instead of rc cars in next COD please

its so funny picturing bin laden hiding in a corner from the dogs like in a COD game ... i know thats what i do

5/6/2011 1:44:27 PM

Not sure if it's been said yet or not but Al Qaeda just released a statement saying:

Quote :

""This blood will be a curse that will chase the Americans and their agents, a curse that will pursue them inside and outside their country, and soon -- with God's help -- we pray that their happiness turns into sorrow and may their blood mix with their tears and let Sheikh Osama's resonate again.""

Why so serious?

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 1:51 PM. Reason : I'm so excited! I've never been cursed before!]

5/6/2011 1:47:55 PM

Quote :

"TITANIUM FANGS"

Quote :

"remote controlled dogs instead of rc cars in next COD please"

they've already got them, you have to get a killstreak of 11 though, not 3

stop being such a pussy

5/6/2011 1:50:33 PM

5/6/2011 1:52:19 PM

http://youtu.be/xlOIy6QEbes

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 1:58 PM. Reason : embed didn't work]

5/6/2011 1:55:51 PM

In the spirit of the Iraqi Information Minister, we now have the Pakistani Information Minister who was quoted as saying:

"They are nowhere near Baghdad Abbottabad. Their allegations are a cover-up for their failure"

Question: Is Saddam Hussein Osama bin Laden still alive:
"I will only answer reasonable questions"

"We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard Pakistani Army is now in control of the whole area. . . . So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?''

"They are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world."

"You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi Pakistani checkpoints. Everything is okay."

"They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party Osama bin Laden's household yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."

"They are trying to fool you. They are showing any old pictures of buildings. They even went into the VIP section of the airport Abbottabad, just because Saddam Hussein Osama bin Laden may have sat in such and such a chair or slept in such and such a bed"

"NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf the Pakistani Information Minister, "We have retaken the airport house. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"

"Please, please! The Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method."

"They are not in Baghdad Abbottabad. They are not in control of any airport house. I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a Hollywood movie. You do not believe them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad Abbottabad."

"they are nowhere near the airport house ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks four helicopters into center
of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place"


hat tip to http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

5/6/2011 2:01:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOIy6QEbes&feature=player_detailpage#t=53s

5/6/2011 2:27:13 PM

in reference to being cursed:
http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/mummy-curse-out.html

5/6/2011 2:33:18 PM

Quote :

"Al Qaeda is now admitting Osama is dead. You know it's bad when the bad guy's admit something."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110506/ap_on_re_mi_ea/bin_laden_al_qaida

Quote :

"The statement's authenticity could not be independently confirmed, but it was posted on websites where the group traditionally puts out its messages."

worth mentioning

5/6/2011 2:36:11 PM

CNN: "The Pentagon will shortly release five videos of Osama bin Laden seized from his compound in Pakistan"

Audio has been removed

[Edited on May 7, 2011 at 12:58 PM. Reason : details ]

5/7/2011 12:56:32 PM

http://www.wral.com/news/video/9565074/#/vid9565074

Video of Osama watching himself on TV...11 mins long.

5/7/2011 1:24:12 PM

good thing there was no audio, this way I get to listen to more repetitive commentary

5/7/2011 1:34:50 PM

ya know what threw me off first and foremost about the whole raid?

they kept saying his compound was a million dollar compound

there ain't no way in fuck that pile of stucco cost that much.

5/7/2011 1:49:16 PM

^ You don't know the cost of stucco in Pakistan.

5/7/2011 1:58:08 PM

You right

you'd think a man as traveled as bin Laden would've cost out cheaper alternatives.

that contractor ripped him the fuck off.

5/7/2011 1:59:08 PM

^i thought they called it "mud" over there.

5/7/2011 1:59:08 PM

what does that have to do with the price of rice in China

5/7/2011 1:59:10 PM

Maybe that $1 mil includes the price of land? But then it seems too little. That compound is fucking huge in area.

I don't know, if you look at the cost of construction, it could reach $1 mil. There is the main 3 story building, plus a few other smaller structures.

5/7/2011 4:33:05 PM

does it include the payoff to the Pakistani police?

5/7/2011 4:39:29 PM

Weren't there a ton of blast walls and things like that? I imagine that adds to the cost.

5/7/2011 4:45:15 PM

They've downgraded the value significantly. I recently saw it is estimated $250k, where some locals say they wouldn't purchase the land for more than $60k

5/7/2011 4:52:27 PM

^there it is. took long enough.

5/7/2011 7:10:43 PM

http://www.someecards.com/2011/05/09/ad-seeks-roommate-for-abbottabad-mansion

5/9/2011 1:33:14 PM

May 6: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13304809

Quote :

"Documents found at Osama Bin Laden's Pakistan home suggest he was planning attacks on the US, including on the 10th anniversary of 9/11, reports say. One plan was to target a US rail route, US officials revealed, although no imminent threat was detected."

May 9: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/08/us-security-trains-idUSTRE7472CF20110508

Quote :

"A senator on Sunday called for a "no-ride list" for Amtrak trains after intelligence gleaned from the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound pointed to potential attacks on the nation's train system. Sen. Charles Schumer said he would push as well for added funding for rail security and commuter and passenger train track inspections and more monitoring of stations nationwide."

this will save us from turr-r-rism

5/9/2011 1:38:07 PM

Fuck if the TSA starts assfucking rail travel like they have air travel, I'ma start hitchhiking everywhere over 50 miles.

5/9/2011 1:46:20 PM

Shut up, DB. It's for your own safety.

They have proof that Al quaeda has plans to do something with the railroads. It's not like they made this shit up to annoy you.

5/9/2011 1:50:48 PM