i want the maytag rapid dry steam dryer... that is freaking awesome

5/13/2008 6:11:35 PM

Lets go fishing Brettimus

5/13/2008 6:12:16 PM

This North Carolina Commercial Driver's Manual is very boring. If only it would be safe for them to just give me a CDL so I could just drive the bus.

5/13/2008 6:31:36 PM

fucking bus driving bitch is more like it bitch

5/13/2008 6:32:20 PM

I AIN'T A BITCH! YOU DA BITCH! NOT DA BITCH!

AHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH

5/13/2008 6:36:48 PM

i don't think it is possible for my brother to be anymore annoying than he already is.

5/13/2008 6:51:31 PM

Hooters

5/13/2008 6:55:14 PM

umm chicken wings

I was gonna do hibachi exp for dinner


but damn

5/13/2008 6:58:13 PM

Quote :

"Lets go fishing Brettimus"

I have an interview tomorrow and then i gotta focus on moving my shit into my new residence... I might could do some fishing around here during the day though

5/13/2008 7:01:57 PM

i'm so glad i have a handy man...

especially when my serpentine belt breaks in two and wraps all around everything because my idler pulley was frozen

5/13/2008 7:39:42 PM

Dear Thrice,

Please make another album as awesome as Artist in the Ambulance or Identity Crisis. Your new stuff reeks of political sentiment and sucks.

kthx,

Vix

5/13/2008 9:16:25 PM

I DONT KNOW WHOES THRICE IS

BUT IN TOHERS NEWS, ANDERSON SOUTH CARO FUCKINGINA SUCKS BALS BUT THEY HAVE BUD LIGHTS O ITS OK

5/13/2008 9:34:07 PM

wowie

5/13/2008 10:01:24 PM

5/13/2008 10:05:21 PM

Season Finale of The Bad Girls Club!!!

5/13/2008 10:13:12 PM

5/13/2008 10:20:22 PM

Just bought my return flight! I'll be home just in time for my parent's anniversary!

5/13/2008 10:22:00 PM

The DA on law and order looks like amber from house

5/13/2008 10:52:26 PM

i'm very disappointed in you

5/13/2008 11:00:39 PM

STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!!

5/13/2008 11:15:45 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

5/13/2008 11:18:28 PM

If you're typing all those z's you should probably find a pillow!

Oh yeah, do you wanna play barbie's now?

5/13/2008 11:21:54 PM

When will I be free from these shackles that have bonded me and impeded me for so long?

5/13/2008 11:31:51 PM

^?

5/13/2008 11:32:36 PM

contracts = death

5/13/2008 11:35:54 PM

gah, the singing in the old navy commercials makes my ears bleed

5/13/2008 11:36:56 PM

Quote :

"i'm so glad i have a handy man... especially when my serpentine belt breaks in two and wraps all around everything because my idler pulley was frozen "

there was an ABC store, shoulda got some rum!

5/13/2008 11:48:51 PM

4^ I'm just having a bad day. I went to visit my mom and her side of the family, since my dad kicked me out, and they're not doing so well at all.

A barrage of bad memories came flooding back in the worst kind of way.

5/13/2008 11:54:26 PM

i feel like every day i got to push the limit just a tad more

5/14/2008 12:00:54 AM

5/14/2008 12:13:32 AM

finally

5/14/2008 12:53:37 AM

YOU DA BITCH!

5/14/2008 12:54:10 AM

Quote :

"A barrage of bad memories came flooding back in the worst kind of way."

Sorry.

I'd offer to buy you a drank to ease your sorrows, but I'm already drunk.

5/14/2008 1:07:30 AM

w00t. I preordered Wally Lamb's next novel. Now I only have to wait six months.

5/14/2008 1:31:33 AM

tomorrow is going to suck. my life is sucking right now. suck suck suck. i want to sleep.

5/14/2008 2:05:42 AM

fastpass

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5/14/2008 4:31:33 AM

grrrrrr
boohoo
bleh
bah

5/14/2008 8:38:44 AM

i can't wait to get home

5/14/2008 8:59:18 AM

LivinProof78 (8:50:55 AM): i pick my nose constantly
LivinProof78 (8:51:06 AM): it's one of my great joys in life

i could make a thread with casey-isms

5/14/2008 9:00:35 AM

5/14/2008 9:01:00 AM

^^haha...it's tr00


but according to House I might have a brain tumor

5/14/2008 9:05:11 AM

you mean trt00

5/14/2008 9:05:35 AM

I seriously want to call in today.

5/14/2008 9:06:26 AM

in 9 days i'll be on a plane to Cancun

5/14/2008 9:15:19 AM

I think I'm allergic to this perfume, because I seem to have sneezing fits when I wear it.

5/14/2008 9:35:17 AM

Why the hell am I sick?

5/14/2008 9:39:52 AM

^ colter probably gave it to you.


I woke up this morning, and, for the first time in almost a week, it didn't hurt to breathe

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : ]

5/14/2008 9:45:47 AM

i always love it when the cleaning ladies come

my office is so clean and smells so pretty

5/14/2008 10:13:05 AM

I hate when employees call in and I have to pick up the slack.

5/14/2008 10:17:45 AM

I really like these new shoes

5/14/2008 10:18:35 AM