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"Please buzz off and MYOB!!!! Thank You OSI"

5/14/2008 2:34:58 PM

I think I am allergic to my cute new shoes

5/14/2008 2:40:54 PM

^now that's terrible

5/14/2008 2:43:55 PM

i need to find some cheap yet fun plans for the weekend.

5/14/2008 3:27:24 PM

I like this wide screen monitor they hooked me up with.

I like being able to bring headphones to work and listen to music while I work.

I like not having to pay for lunch every day.

I don't like have $0.86 in my checking account.

5/14/2008 3:28:01 PM

blargh!

5/14/2008 3:28:13 PM

Look who is hanging out with me!!! So cute! I wanna trade mine in



[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : eeee]

5/14/2008 3:37:01 PM

i love pretzel rods

5/14/2008 3:37:52 PM

that dog looks more like an accessory rather than a pet

5/14/2008 3:38:06 PM

I think she's so cute! I want!

5/14/2008 3:42:24 PM

gonna take my puppy to the park again today

5/14/2008 3:44:16 PM

they just need to start selling little dogs beside purses and shoes in the mall



wtf has Paris Hilton done to our society?

5/14/2008 3:44:32 PM

^agreed

5/14/2008 3:45:16 PM

a girl i used to see bought a dog for decoration

a coach bag to carry it around in

apaprently she got the genetic freak that grew to 5x it's expected size (or taken by some breeder)

now she hates it, and neglects it

i do not like this girl

but at least her mother took the dog in and treats it well

5/14/2008 3:47:02 PM

that is not one of the saddest stories you have about a one of your women

5/14/2008 3:50:58 PM

after a creepy flight, back to work

5/14/2008 3:54:20 PM

^^^ And this is why anybody who thinks a dog is an accessory, or even begins to treat it like one, should be thrown into a woodchipper at the first convenient opportunity.

5/14/2008 3:56:37 PM

i'm gonna need a strong beverage when i finally get outta this place for the day.

5/14/2008 4:02:01 PM

i'm going to take a nap in the tanning bed....take a shower when i get home...then probably pass out for the night

5/14/2008 4:04:01 PM

Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting my time actually doing my job at the first opportunity. Not a big fan of doing the same thing twice ...

5/14/2008 4:06:10 PM

5/14/2008 4:10:15 PM

Sh!ts weird yo.

5/14/2008 4:11:25 PM

Ah SHIT! I should've known my roommate would do this.

There's all these boxes sitting next to the cardboard recycling pile in our apartment... Well it turns out one of those was packed with plastic, rubbish, paper, foam fruit holding trays, and other random stuff. My apartment is now a damn mess. >_<

One step at a time... I can clean all this. This just sucks. I'm going to send my roommate a dead rat in a box for this. :E

5/14/2008 4:12:10 PM

Did you go Gallagher on it or something? Otherwise I'm not really sure how that would get everywhere.

5/14/2008 4:14:35 PM

I just flipped it over to cut the tape on the box with my knife, and it opened up and dumped a bunch of shit on my feet. It was kinda comical, but at the same time kind of annoying. Mostly annoying because this wasn't my mess to begin with.

This is why we don't let roommates just ditch without cleaning up their messes, haha. Didn't even run the damn dishwasher before he left (and that was full when he left! haha).

My apartment is a mess because I've had to take down the old industrial fluorescent fixture we had in the kitchen, spray primer on the ceiling to cover up water spots, spray flat white paint on the primer to try to reduce its shininess, then I have more packaging laying around from the new light fixture I set up to replace the old one. The apartment is also a mess because the floors need to be mopped and vacuumed, the stove thoroughly wiped down (and the reflector dishes in it replaced), the counters are all dirty, the recycling (our box of beer bottles, our plastic/aluminum bin, and the cardboard pile) all needs to get taken out, and the trash needs to get taken out.

One medium sized box of stuff does not a messy apartment make, but it sure as fuck didn't help.

5/14/2008 4:21:52 PM

"It's almost useless to talk to you. I always feel as if I were reading to you a carbon copy of myself and you've already seen the original. You seem to hear everything I say a minute in advance. We're unsynchronized."

"You call that unsynchronized?"

"All right, too well synchronized."

5/14/2008 4:28:19 PM

No, Mr Gorgenchuck, I will not stop rockin' in your classroom. You're sittin' there telling me about the food chain, well how about the rock chain? Instead of a cow at the top there's like maybe a guitar. Cause Mr. Gorgenchuck, if I don't feel free to rock, be it here or anywhere, you might as well cut off my limbs, might as well cut off my limbs and mail them to Mother Russia. Cause if I can't rock, I don't want to walk. If I can't air guitar, I don't want no air at all. So, Mr Gorenchuck, if you really want me to stop rockin', I hope you're prepared to sand off my face. Are you sir? Are you prepared to grind me up, burn my bones, and scatter the ashes in the far reaches of the universe? Cause that is what it's gonna take sir. You and I are mortal, but rock and roll will never die.

5/14/2008 4:30:25 PM

A little bit late john!

5/14/2008 5:15:47 PM

I had a lot of fun working with my Daddy today. Made a pretty good pocket full of change too!

5/14/2008 5:17:42 PM

^How are you liking your Valter?

5/14/2008 5:18:35 PM

I love it.

5/14/2008 5:22:53 PM

I got the chance to shoot one about a month ago.

They're expensive .22s, but nice.

5/14/2008 5:25:27 PM

I want a Trapper Keeper, not one of the new ones, but the ones from the '80s.

5/14/2008 5:26:34 PM

Expensive? We paid like $289 for mine. I shopped around though, I saw them as high as $350ish.

5/14/2008 5:27:52 PM

Yeah, I've only ever seen 'em up in the 350 range. Good deal.

5/14/2008 5:42:35 PM

Apparently Nerdchick is graduating.

5/14/2008 5:47:44 PM

Talking to friends on gtalk for hours = much cheaper than a phone call

5/14/2008 5:56:32 PM

Is the world really going to Hell this time or will the superpowers find their respective ways out of this mess?

5/14/2008 5:57:52 PM

whatchu talkin bout willis

5/14/2008 5:58:33 PM

time to go save some lives

5/14/2008 6:07:21 PM

her: Will you pay for a tummy tuck after i have babies?
me: No, I like [your stomach] already.
her: You might not after some babies.
me: How much you wanna bet?
her: A tummy tuck
me: Touche

i chortled

5/14/2008 7:56:41 PM

finally home

5/14/2008 8:03:11 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Airwolf-Helicopter-Replica_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ18836QQihZ014QQitemZ330234658865QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

How badassed would it be to have Airwolf as your private helicopter?

5/14/2008 8:54:29 PM

i've been a married woman for 99 hours

5/14/2008 9:16:38 PM

Congrats.

5/14/2008 9:18:43 PM

OH NOOES

5/14/2008 9:19:44 PM

my ex is a huge goober

5/14/2008 9:21:59 PM

better than huge idiots and crazy people like most of mine

[Edited on May 14, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : not all!]

5/14/2008 9:22:38 PM

i am not your ex

but i will give you kissie faces anyways

5/14/2008 9:23:12 PM

agreed

5/14/2008 9:23:18 PM