lexus, t-rex's, and navigators

5/17/2008 6:03:13 PM

goddamn quarterly maintenance window

5/17/2008 6:05:42 PM

wow, i just threw up for the first time in forever

5/17/2008 6:53:42 PM

k gotta get motivated and get on the road

5/17/2008 8:08:44 PM

I pray to not puke tonight

5/17/2008 8:28:20 PM

still gotta get motivated

5/17/2008 8:28:44 PM

OK OK IM COMING

lol

[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : thats what she said]

5/17/2008 8:54:28 PM

so very hungry

5/17/2008 9:03:09 PM

she bonged the hell out of that beer

5/17/2008 9:47:30 PM

i didn't get the 240 i'm gonna wait till i can afford something i actually like

5/17/2008 9:48:29 PM

pad

5/17/2008 9:49:00 PM

Im sleepy...its amazing how being at my parents house makes me want to go to bed at 9:00 just like when i was a kid

5/17/2008 9:54:28 PM

^^^good call

5/17/2008 9:55:21 PM

should i eat the ice cream or not...and do i watch transformers or ocean's 13...

5/17/2008 9:56:16 PM

Popping bottle #2 of pinot noir

can one black out w/ wine ?

^ i'm gonna watch transformers... thanks


[Edited on May 17, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2008 9:56:22 PM

<3 delivery

5/17/2008 9:56:47 PM

^^eat it, oceans

^yes

5/17/2008 9:57:16 PM

5/17/2008 10:19:44 PM

So much better off......holy fuck

5/17/2008 10:39:12 PM

I want beer.

5/17/2008 10:46:34 PM

I'm an aunt!

5/18/2008 12:24:18 AM

we need to have status messages on the wolf web...like right now it would be

sawahash is drunk!

haha look at me I drink alcohol! I'm soooooooo cool!





edit: also I love my boyfriend


he's so gonna hate me for posting this in the morning!

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : l-o l-o l-o-v-e]

5/18/2008 12:27:21 AM

I just coughed up something gross

5/18/2008 12:29:57 AM

Oh shit, I'm old enough to tour distilleries now

5/18/2008 12:51:45 AM

happy birthday?

5/18/2008 1:38:20 AM

I'M SO DRUNK...FUCK...NOT A GOOD IDEA WHEN i NEED TO GO TO CHURCH IN THE MORNING!

5/18/2008 1:54:39 AM

No birthday, just an epiphany.

5/18/2008 2:58:14 AM

I am turning off everything and going to sleep now

and I hope I remember that stupid password

5/18/2008 3:11:44 AM

that heffer is lurking

5/18/2008 3:26:34 AM

I can't sleep and I don't know why

5/18/2008 3:55:08 AM

fap?

5/18/2008 3:57:44 AM

I gotta get ready for church

5/18/2008 9:05:13 AM

^ haaaay

5/18/2008 9:16:47 AM

After church I'm gonna sleep alllllll day

5/18/2008 9:24:18 AM

things are gonna be very very different in a year

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason : exciting]

5/18/2008 9:54:10 AM

my dog pissed on the fold out bed..and I'm hung the fuck over

5/18/2008 10:09:15 AM

my dog pissed on the fold out bed..and I'm hung the fuck over

5/18/2008 10:10:18 AM

you mean you pissed on the fold out bed and you needed someone to blame... the dog just happened to pass by

5/18/2008 10:12:35 AM

haha I was sleeping in my bed..the crazy drunk ppl came home late and wouldnt sleep on it..they're all sleeping on the floor with a bed wide open beside them

5/18/2008 10:15:20 AM

i need an orange gatorade before i die. I'M SO THIRSTY

5/18/2008 11:44:35 AM

she's hot

5/18/2008 11:48:38 AM

im gonna hit 1700 before i leave work today.

5/18/2008 12:01:08 PM

Didn't get really drunk last night, but yet I'm hungover like hell!!

5/18/2008 12:43:41 PM

where are my pizzas?

5/18/2008 1:42:13 PM

LOL PIZZA ERROR LOL

5/18/2008 1:49:18 PM

yay pizza error resolved

5/18/2008 1:55:37 PM

if you have a cut on your finger, do not dip it in a mixture of cottage cheese, vinaigrette dressing, and greek seasoning.

5/18/2008 3:13:09 PM

Still needs a job

5/18/2008 4:30:15 PM

FOOD. i neeed it.

5/18/2008 4:37:42 PM

i really should do something

i've only gotten off the couch today to answer the door when the pizza (i ordered from the couch) got here

5/18/2008 5:14:21 PM