I'm making progress but I need to get this other desk and my dresser cleared the hell out of my room by tomorrow if possible

5/18/2008 5:18:02 PM

finally got my weight set up

5/18/2008 5:19:23 PM

Dont want to be here at alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

But at least he's here too.

5/18/2008 5:33:13 PM

I'm hurting like hell today. Plus I might have really fucked up my foot.

5/18/2008 6:13:20 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080424094623AAJQaYG

i find that funny

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 6:16 PM. Reason : 3]

5/18/2008 6:16:28 PM

I need to get back to work. lots to do tonight

5/18/2008 6:22:51 PM

so she's preggors??

5/18/2008 6:34:02 PM

again?

5/18/2008 6:34:50 PM

good lord have mercy

5/18/2008 6:35:24 PM

[false alarm]

already had baby.

5/18/2008 6:37:56 PM

yeah, you can tell she is breast feeding wholy cow


god, i can't even fathom what mine would look like if i got preggers

5/18/2008 6:39:03 PM

you'd have to hire people to carry them

5/18/2008 6:39:51 PM

what if plank was wrong...

5/18/2008 6:42:45 PM

i like that chick from the views boobs when she was preggers

5/18/2008 6:45:20 PM

wait.. you watch the view?

....give me your man card.........

5/18/2008 6:50:41 PM

someone posted a pic on tww once.....its on my facebook posted items

5/18/2008 6:51:21 PM

alright fine you can keep it this time

5/18/2008 6:52:26 PM

this broad told me to come fuck her and be gone within an hour
I dont see that being a problem

5/18/2008 7:02:18 PM

classy lol

5/18/2008 7:03:13 PM

go dig her out

5/18/2008 7:07:02 PM

oh I'm almost there..

5/18/2008 7:08:34 PM

Why does it have to rain every time I'm about to step out the house?!?! Grrrr!!! I really need wanted to go tanning!!!

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 7:12 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2008 7:11:44 PM

i need to go to the grocery store

5/18/2008 7:15:22 PM

soooooo bored

5/18/2008 7:21:23 PM

fuck.


they better not found out i LOLed em all

so much is at stake.

5/18/2008 7:33:07 PM

u think this guy ment to say noob?

5/18/2008 7:38:48 PM

her boyfriend just came home..swear to god I'm in the fucking closet

5/18/2008 7:39:15 PM

lol

5/18/2008 7:39:43 PM

jen

knob is in refence to a penis

sxchapenxisel

dont get beat up

5/18/2008 7:41:17 PM

pics or it didn't happen

5/18/2008 7:42:33 PM

haha

he's about to come out of the closet

5/18/2008 7:42:54 PM

he went in the bathroom, she told me to run for my life.. I made it out unseen I think

That was fucking awesome

5/18/2008 7:43:34 PM

I'm thinking about how awesome Hanson is....

5/18/2008 7:43:48 PM

did you at least get to stick it in?

5/18/2008 7:44:20 PM

time to do pushups

shit

5/18/2008 7:44:50 PM

That storm was pretty much the shit, hail and all.

And I'll always have fond memories of the sound room in Wonder Works

5/18/2008 7:46:20 PM

knob = penis

and i feel RETARDED


i dont believe you ran out of the bathroom nor the story

5/18/2008 7:46:37 PM

Someone embed this please!

<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8K3MyRnOzEQ&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8K3MyRnOzEQ&hl=en&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object>

5/18/2008 7:47:14 PM

hence, a knob job

5/18/2008 7:47:32 PM

GET IT?

5/18/2008 7:47:52 PM

I dont really believe it either

And wouldnt if somebody else said it on here

But I just did it

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 7:52 PM. Reason : I'll post a screenshot of my phone when I get home]

5/18/2008 7:49:21 PM

It sucks being the last of my friends that turn 21...the last month is a killer!

5/18/2008 8:02:09 PM

haha what in the hell happened last night

5/18/2008 8:05:14 PM

micromachines. those were cool.

5/18/2008 8:28:06 PM

every time i do laundry, i think of that 30 rock episode

Quote :

"It’s another typical day at 30 Rock. Liz, Josh and Frank are hanging out in the studio trading “yo mama” jokes. Jack walks up just as Lemon tells Josh, “What’s the difference between yo mama and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t follow me around for a week.”"

5/18/2008 8:32:39 PM

Lucky1 just left and I won't see him for 5 weeks while I'm in Montana.

I'm SOOOOO gonna miss him. We've never been apart for this long.

5/18/2008 8:32:50 PM

Try being away from your boyfriend for over a year...

5/18/2008 8:37:10 PM

go dust off your dildos

5/18/2008 8:59:29 PM

i haven't seen indiana jones in forever

5/18/2008 9:01:30 PM

it's probably stupid to be jealous

5/18/2008 9:02:58 PM