Quote :

"The guy posting about cheating on his wife is horrible. He deserves to have his penis trodden upon by State's offensive AND defensive line. Hence, creating bonerjam, if you will. "

10/24/2011 3:49:48 PM

CONFESS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10/24/2011 3:50:20 PM

Quote :

"I really want to take thumper / katie92 out for ice cream, but last time I asked her to go see xmen with me, she got REALLY mad "

now I'm craving some ice cream!!!

10/24/2011 3:53:14 PM

more bonerjam confessions; don't care who they come from.

10/24/2011 3:55:59 PM

This ones for the fellas:

Quote :

"When I was around 14 I was really horny and decided maybe I should pound it between the two cushions on the couch. I went upstairs, got some lotion and lubed myself good because I didn't want to get carpet burn on my junk. Once all the anticipation was built up, I thrust in will much gusto and then... BOOM. I bottomed out on fabric covering the wood frame. A boner jam, if you will."

[Edited on October 24, 2011 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ...................................]

10/24/2011 5:13:52 PM

for my e-crush

10/24/2011 5:22:11 PM

Hmmm!!

Quote :

"I was talking and making out with this guy, we were hot and sweating and I was telling him about my day. Then he put his cock in my mouth without asking, a bonerjam, if you will."

10/24/2011 5:32:21 PM

you just shit the bed with those confessions

10/24/2011 5:33:32 PM

Quote :

"So a few months ago I had a missed connection with this guy (fellow TWWer). We live far apart (like hours away) and I've only met him once, and we were supposed to go out for dinner and I was hoping for a bit of action but plans fell through and we never got to do more than just talk for a few minutes. I really regret not at least kissing him when I had the chance "

, if you will.

10/24/2011 5:37:03 PM

Quote :

"I would like to point out to Meg that we totally called the two big macs and fries. however i thought the apple pie was going to be chicken nuggets. and yes. we did have a debate about this earlier. "

that's less food than i thought it would be. i thought for sure it would be a large fry and a mcflurry. i agreed with the 2 big macs though.

on a semi-related note: an oreo mcflurry is a poor substitute for an oreo milkshake from cook out.

10/24/2011 7:58:37 PM

To answer Jeepin4x4

Quote :

" it's been going on for awhile IIRC. my question is, how often are the two of them meeting up? and it's pretty ballsy to go for the ass/cock grab with the partners mere feet away."

The first incident happened Thanksgiving but she and I have been a "thing" since December. As for how often we meet up, some months more than others. There are months where we only meet once but then others where its 3 or 4 times. This summer we pretended to get heavily involved Habitat and we'd go every Saturday to work out there. We would actually go, but only for the first half or second half and then take care of business otherwise. Only twice did our spouses come with us during the entire summer.

Also, the grabbing isn't as ballsy as you would think. Its surprisingly easy. All four of us are at the bar waiting for drinks and she reaches back or I reach forward, etc...

For those who say I'm evil, I really don't see anything that wrong with what I'm doing. I agree, it could hurt the feelings of our partners but so could telling your spouse they've gained weight or that their haircut is bad. The truth is, while we love our partners, there is a sexual chemistry that is lacking and we share that with each other.

10/24/2011 10:41:23 PM

moar confessions:

Quote :

"I had to move back in with my parents, but I'm pretty sure that multi-generational households are going to make a big comeback soon. "

aw! its ok! look at what i read:

Quote :

"The U.S. Census Bureau says that from 2007, just before the recession hit, to 2010, a year after the recession officially ended, the number of adults ages 25 to 34 living with their parents shot up 26 percent, from 4.7 million to 5.9 million."

10/24/2011 10:44:26 PM

Quote :

"I really don't see anything that wrong with what I'm doing. I agree, it could hurt the feelings of our partners but so could telling your spouse they've gained weight or that their haircut is bad"

yes, because that's totally the same damn thing

10/24/2011 10:45:18 PM

hey honey, your ass looks big in that dress.... oh and im fucking my friend's wife.LOL


to me, makes sense it does not.

10/25/2011 12:19:44 AM

I'm beginning to think that confessor is just trolling us all. Pretty sure even Hitler woulda had more remorse if he had cheated on Eva Braun than this guy does.

Anyway, make my inbox green

10/25/2011 7:26:18 AM

Quote :

"This is going to be the first night in a LONG time that I've cried myself to sleep. But its a good cry."

to you

10/25/2011 7:36:57 AM

Quote :

"even Hitler woulda had more remorse"

A few years I would have been able to agree with all of you but as time went on I grew to have a different understanding of relationships, especially long term ones. The truth of it is my friend's wife and I are happier because of our involvement and have had fewer arguments with our partners and been more flexible in other areas because we no longer feel as if we're missing something from our relationships.

This is good for what it is because, other than something casual, I would not want to be in a long term relationship with my friends wife because there are other areas in which we differ. I really don't expect most people to get it but if it keeps us happily engaged in our relationships, I honestly don't see the harm.

10/25/2011 9:00:42 AM

Quote :

"I really don't see anything that wrong with what I'm doing. I agree, it could hurt the feelings of our partners but so could telling your spouse they've gained weight or that their haircut is bad"

That has to be fake. No man is that retarded.

10/25/2011 9:01:46 AM

i'm not a proponent of cheating, but if it works (in whatever strange way that it does) it's not my problem or concern.

10/25/2011 9:07:49 AM

wait, is evilbuxm the cheating husband??

use of the quote box would be good

10/25/2011 9:12:45 AM

I'll take confessions

10/25/2011 9:13:12 AM

Quote :

"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. A boner jamb, if you will."

10/25/2011 9:25:00 AM

Quote :

"while riding stationary bikes at the gym, I get boners all the time. I'm not thinking of anything sexual, I'm just doing work on the bike, hard as a rock...dare I say, a bonerjam? Well my gf knows about it and sees it happen, I just waiting for the day she pulls it out at the gym and just goes at it while I continue to get my swoll on "

8=======D

10/25/2011 9:33:12 AM

^^^^ sorry, that was a response from the confessor

10/25/2011 9:42:22 AM

^^ Watches too much pron

However...that would be awesome

10/25/2011 10:16:42 AM

I highly doubt his gf is going to go to town on his anything while he is in the process of getting sweaty and gross

to me BO is not a turn on to me

oh and I'll take lunch time confessions. You have an hour or you'll have to wait til I get home and post them after work. CONFESS TO ME

10/25/2011 2:40:29 PM

Quote :

"dudes in that retarded vaccine thread in the lounge seriously piss me off. why don't we just bring back polio to the area while we're at it."

10/25/2011 2:43:48 PM

Quote :

"Here's one, but it's lame. I've been getting strange compulsions to watch chickflicks recently. Just watched What Women Want the other night, and now I want to see As Good As it Gets... I've also been checking to make sure my penis hasn't fallen off "

your man card. give me it

10/25/2011 8:15:50 PM

I would not be surprised if the infidelity confession was sent by GxB.

10/25/2011 8:22:28 PM

Lol I thought that said chickfights

Oh and send me your confession

10/25/2011 8:24:25 PM

^^^ Those are some of the better chick flicks though. At least it's not like, The Princess Diaries.

10/25/2011 8:25:20 PM

i am so winning at confessions today

Quote :

"So, I made plans with this girl I have been seeing to go out the next day. Things had been going really well, and so she agreed, and I called her the that day to go out, but she didn't answer. She never returned my call, even though we made plans to go out the night before. So, she either intentionally blew me off, or she died in her sleep or something. I called a week later, and still no answer, no returns, no nothing. I was gonna call and just leave her a shitty message about her being disrespectful and yada yada yada, but instead, I just sent her a text that said, "I have AIDS, get tested." Meh, on to the next one. "

I have done this. You probably said something that was a total turn off and didn't even realize it and she wasn't invested enough in the "relationship" to try and talk it out or w/e. aka she has already moved on to the next

10/25/2011 10:38:47 PM

Quote :

"i sometimes scroll through the thick chicks thread because those women are beautiful and women are by far sexier creatures than men"

I am always open for confessions.

10/26/2011 12:58:05 AM

Quote :

"I have done this"

10/26/2011 2:39:40 AM

i'll take a confession

10/26/2011 8:40:08 AM

Quote :

"I bought new underwear this past weekend. "

10/26/2011 8:42:08 AM

Available for confessions

10/26/2011 12:10:38 PM

I have done this.

The "I have AIDs get tested" part or the total communications blackout

10/26/2011 12:12:29 PM

^ lol I was wondering the same thing.

10/26/2011 12:16:33 PM

Haha the blackout not the aids thing. Duh you guys

10/26/2011 4:18:39 PM

haha, I was thinking, "damn Kate is more ruthless than I thought"

10/26/2011 4:25:16 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes, in some situations, I strategically urinate to relieve discomfort until I can find an area to complete urination. "

i guess this means they frequently are too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so they pee in empty bottles

10/26/2011 9:56:01 PM

Quote :

" A few years ago Squirt and I started talking dirty to each other over IM. I forget how it started, or why but it would get wild. She liked for me to send her greeting messages that said "hello my little whore, how will you serve me today" and things of that sort. One day we decided to meet up and live out our fantasies for real. I just couldn't do it. Last minute I bailed because some times a fantasy can be better than the real thing."

10/27/2011 9:07:44 PM

eh, dont wanna get any more angry pm's

[Edited on October 27, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2011 9:13:05 PM

because of the best tits thread:

send me pics of your hoots as a confession. thx

10/28/2011 3:21:52 AM

Quote :

"Last night I had a dream that I had sex with pretty much the entire male cast of Parks and Recreation (not in an orgy). Which I don't get at all because I don't find any of those men attractive And there was some weird subplot involving an overweight Chinese chick almost walking in on every sexual encounter. wtf subconscious "

CHUT UP!

10/28/2011 8:36:15 AM

Quote :

"after watching a video of a motorcyclist rescue a baby calf from drowning in a canal yesterday, i had a dream that i rescued 6 stitch mascot heads while calling my buddy fuckwads to let her know i found her babies."

10/28/2011 8:57:01 AM

I haven't visited this thread in a long time, so I would like to offer my ability to accept and post your confessions.

10/28/2011 9:00:11 AM

Quote :

"Today I walked downtown to go grab some drinks with friends. I took a short cut and on the way there I heard what sounded like girls voices. When I looked to my right, I realized I was right at Broughton and that what was going on was cheer leading practiced and I had a great view. I stood there for about 5 minutes and just watched as some of them ran track and others did all sorts of bends and turns. "

10/28/2011 9:01:14 AM

Quote :

"Wolfpackblahblah's submission in the eye contest made me want to vom... Throw out your old mascara and get a new tube, chick - spider lashes are never ok "

I agree with this. may I suggest L'Oreals voluminist? or w/e it's called. I just bought some. it's wonderful.

also. mascara on bottom lashes is kinda overkill imo

10/28/2011 9:04:21 AM