how many drunken fucktard wrapped my car around a tree.....


admissions are we gonna get tonight

hate it for the SICU and Lifeflight tonight

5/26/2008 6:01:48 PM

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Boy, don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby

5/26/2008 6:03:53 PM

who the fuck gets sick in may?

5/26/2008 6:05:45 PM

ok that was the fucking worst round of golf i've ever played

5/26/2008 6:07:16 PM

^^ My friend Cathy. And apparently my t-dub cohort, pilgrimshoes.

5/26/2008 6:09:58 PM

I really can't take any more loss in my life right now

5/26/2008 6:10:34 PM

hard for me to keep anything sacred anymore.

5/26/2008 6:11:09 PM

really hope i dont die from smoking

5/26/2008 6:15:11 PM

lazy bitch at the store chose to drag her cart up on the sidewalk and leave it when there was a cart collection site 3 feet further from her car.

i hate people who are THAT lazy/inconsiderate

5/26/2008 6:21:40 PM

Quote :

" Most Polarizing Overheard Ever Fratboy #1: Can she bring some of her friends? Fratboy #2: You don't want to meet her friends. Fratboy #1: Why? Fratboy #2: I don't know, they're... Fratboy #1: They're fat, right? Fratboy #2: Yeah. --1 Train"

hahaha

5/26/2008 6:21:45 PM

if only her kid was a goalie, i could give him lessons and be IN

5/26/2008 6:43:03 PM

man this place is dead

euphalo pwnt this shit

5/26/2008 6:49:07 PM

i have yet to watch this commercial w/o lol'n

hard



[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 6:57 PM. Reason : e]

5/26/2008 6:56:49 PM

thats funny shit

5/26/2008 7:00:15 PM

that commercial sucks

5/26/2008 7:05:10 PM

i just had some damn good mexican food



and I still miss my doggie

5/26/2008 7:07:49 PM

i really need to pull off some puddin' in the next hour

5/26/2008 8:13:39 PM

i have chocolate puddin in the fridge

5/26/2008 8:15:03 PM

summer school sucks

5/26/2008 8:15:39 PM

Quote :

"i have chocolate puddin in the fridge"

by puddin i mean...well, it starts with a p and a u

5/26/2008 8:21:20 PM

yay, another babysitting gig! money!

5/26/2008 9:01:30 PM

^^ Don't worry, he keeps black girls frozen in his fridge.

5/26/2008 9:08:40 PM

I LOVE Jon and Kate plus 8....so awesome. But I DO NOT want 8 kids.

5/26/2008 9:22:04 PM

That mountain breeze feels NICE!

5/26/2008 9:47:22 PM

hahahaha "Why do little girls have little boops?"

"uhhhhhhh go ask your mother!"

5/26/2008 9:48:09 PM

A woman flashed me today. She was drunk, so it was meaningless. But I saw boobs, so whatever.

5/26/2008 9:49:15 PM

I need to find a sleep aid that's not alcohol that actually works

5/26/2008 9:50:10 PM

Masturbation?

5/26/2008 9:50:51 PM

starts in my toes....

5/26/2008 10:06:35 PM

Quote :

"Masturbation?"

Does not help me sleep

5/26/2008 10:17:35 PM

melatonin

5/26/2008 10:20:46 PM

i'm going to watch junooooo.

5/26/2008 10:27:05 PM

haha i was just thinking earlier today how i hope i never watch that

5/26/2008 10:28:09 PM

"Juno" is awesome!

5/26/2008 10:28:34 PM

isnt it about some dumb 16 year old skank that gets preggers? i heard they have really cheesy dialogue like internet speak type dialogue

5/26/2008 10:29:10 PM

They do. Honest to blog.

5/26/2008 10:30:13 PM

juno is pretty bad. of course i think superbad is terrible too.

5/26/2008 10:30:31 PM

You just hate Michael Cera.

5/26/2008 10:32:05 PM

I'm beginning to get homesick now. Just great.

5/26/2008 10:56:32 PM

omg living lohan is worse than i thought it was going to be

5/26/2008 11:00:25 PM

^^Home is where the heart is you park it.

^That's ok, it just makes The Soup even better.

5/26/2008 11:02:45 PM

And I wish Cody would come in here and cuddle with me.

5/26/2008 11:28:17 PM

the idea of jumping out of a plane just makes me want to

5/26/2008 11:28:49 PM

OMG I needed to laugh that hard

5/26/2008 11:31:05 PM

well i was tired but now i'm not

5/26/2008 11:37:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko0aatDUHQA

5/26/2008 11:57:41 PM

my eyes are all puffy and i hate that i'm so upset

5/27/2008 12:23:14 AM

Quote :

"i hate that i'm so upset"

yeah, I shouldn't be

5/27/2008 12:24:29 AM

yeah really what good is this shit

5/27/2008 12:30:04 AM

I don't know

I blame teh hormones

5/27/2008 12:30:34 AM