My life has literally become a living hell.

5/30/2008 1:28:49 AM

We are broke and have no way of over-coming the brokedness. I wish that I could have been a better momma.

5/30/2008 1:57:13 AM

i've literally only eaten 2 meals in the past 3 days

5/30/2008 2:30:53 AM

^^ I'm willing to strike a very sexy deal with you to help you earn some $$

5/30/2008 2:32:53 AM

I should stop drinking around midnight

5/30/2008 2:35:00 AM

Now that I know what love is, I can't have it anymore.

Thank God for YouPorn.

5/30/2008 3:00:18 AM

i tried to go to bed originally at like 1:15

5/30/2008 4:30:56 AM

alll night, alllll night, oh every night

5/30/2008 4:55:52 AM

so far, so good

I like this

5/30/2008 7:35:52 AM

i better not be fucking sick this weekend.

5/30/2008 7:45:08 AM

I was about to freakin die a few weeks ago, that damn sickness that was going around sucked

5/30/2008 7:46:29 AM

i've been coughing for about 3 weeks... thought it was allergies.

went to the doctor wednesday and apparently i've had strep the whole time. could have gotten rid of it in 4-5 days if i'd just gone sooner

5/30/2008 7:48:49 AM

yeah it was going around

can't remember what they are callin it, somethin like adnovirus or some shit

5/30/2008 8:04:06 AM

i really really love the song Come on Eileen.

5/30/2008 8:10:16 AM

NO DOZE YOU ARE MY SAVIOR

5/30/2008 8:16:41 AM

"who's purple girl razor is in the shower?"

"hell, I dunno, it's not mine, I think it's been in there a while lol"




glad I threw away the latest earring collection I've assembled over the past couple months

5/30/2008 8:20:03 AM

oh i've got a funnystory

once upon a time:

girlfriend comes over, gets mad and decides we're over, goes in bathroom to get all her shit..takes all of the razors, toothbrush, blah blah, all the girlie shit and leaves

few days later other girl comes over and wants to know where all her shit went ..the dumbass girlfriend took another girls shit and was too stupid to even realize it wasn't hers. i mean she could have straight up busted me with other girls shit in my shower and instead she took it home with her as her own

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 8:28 AM. Reason : asdf]

5/30/2008 8:28:06 AM

Holy mother of God I should have stayed in bed!!

$3 martinis FTW & FTL

^your story made me chuckle player

5/30/2008 8:31:25 AM

Hoorah.

I get to see aea today.

5/30/2008 8:39:06 AM

i used to be so much better at having multiple women

not so much lately

5/30/2008 8:39:21 AM

We need to work on that!!!

5/30/2008 8:39:56 AM

yes plz

5/30/2008 8:40:26 AM

haha I like how they always strategically leave earrings or panties


it's like, "wtf, I know I had two or three toothbrushes, how the hell have I got 8 now?"

I hate finding random tampons layin around, found 3 under my bed the other day

women are sinister

5/30/2008 8:40:28 AM

yyeah, the absolute worst that's ever happened to me was one girl taking off my sweatshirt and her shirt at the same time so her shirt was left inside the sweatshirt... girlfriend went to put on sweatshirt and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

def pulled a "oh yeah, ___ came over to study and got cold then decided to just change into her own sweatshirt before she left"

she almost believed it

5/30/2008 8:44:54 AM

like tampons in the wrapper though? right?

I leave earrings sometimes, but not on purpose!!! You can't help it if your earring falls out when you're face down, ass up! It's like an occupational hazard!

Just sucks when really good earrings are lost that way

5/30/2008 8:45:06 AM

^^ hahaha dammit man, all my hoodies have been plundered by these trollops


^ yeah, they were in the wrapper, just left here

haha yeah, I hate rolling over in bed and getting stabbed by an earring somebody left

5/30/2008 8:49:16 AM

y'all sound like you need to start getting things more in check

it's SOP to sweep the house for land mines

5/30/2008 8:52:42 AM

Is laughing at what a whore his neighbor is... DIRTY GIRL, DIRTY GIRL

5/30/2008 8:53:20 AM

I thought I had done it, forgot about the razors in the shower that weren't mine

hard to pull off claiming either a purple or pink razor to be my own when I have a black and silver fusion in there

her first time at the house and I survived it without too many problems, thats why I like going to her house

5/30/2008 8:55:20 AM

dudes do it too

but we care less when we find it

i once was basically living with a girl, and when the shit hit the fan and i got my shit and bounced i found like 3 new baller j.crew sweaters that i yoinked, and dont give a fuck about wearing

it's ok b/c i yoinked a ton of other shit too

5/30/2008 8:58:57 AM

I kinda miss working at J.Crew

5/30/2008 9:01:58 AM

haha hell yeah

I've got a few jackets and pullovers that I've removed from chicks cribs, gotten free shampoo and conditioner (nice to have an extra bottle to keep with your luggage anyway)

it's awesome when the girl is like, "here take this guy's stuff"

5/30/2008 9:02:06 AM

my beau


beau? is that right? that's such a gay word

5/30/2008 9:20:38 AM

Today is already proving to me that it is going to suck terribly.

5/30/2008 9:29:40 AM

can i just start this day over?

5/30/2008 9:29:40 AM

yes

5/30/2008 9:31:06 AM

I wonder if I can forward all the calls to my house and work from there?!?!? haha

5/30/2008 9:35:03 AM

Y'all should've seen me drive the bus yesterday! I was so nervous. But I never curbed it once! Of course I also went 25 in a 35 speed limit!

5/30/2008 9:36:08 AM

5/30/2008 9:36:35 AM

yea first time i drove my school bus i was worried too..turns out it's really easy, the wheelbase is short enough that turns aren't that bad and the turning radius is reasonable

5/30/2008 9:37:14 AM

I even backed it into the parking spot. I was a little crooked but the person that taught me said that for my first time backing in she wouldn't consider that crooked at all.

5/30/2008 9:38:01 AM

that reminds me

on the radio show i listen to in the mornings here, this morning they had a recurring segment where one of the hosts has his 3 and 4 year old boys reinact movie scenes, and callers guess the movie

this mornings, he had recorded his little boys reinacting the american history x curbing scene

i've never lol'd so hard at a radio show

5/30/2008 9:40:03 AM

SEX IN THE CITY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

its been too long of a wait to see the movie!

ps. indiana jones was awesome

5/30/2008 9:40:19 AM

fun day at the hospital so far.

Least I found coffee

5/30/2008 9:42:13 AM

^I'm soooooooooo excited!!!

I don't know who I'm going with though

5/30/2008 9:42:39 AM

^to the hospital? weird

5/30/2008 10:02:56 AM

hahahaha gg

5/30/2008 10:07:42 AM

oh hahaha

damnit!!!

I'm not excited about the hospital...sorry elky

5/30/2008 10:09:10 AM

god I hope someone breaks Sasha Vujacic's legs and arms after that shit he pulled last night.

5/30/2008 10:09:13 AM

hospital? I hope everything is okay!

5/30/2008 10:15:01 AM