Quote :

"Totally hooked up with a Black Swan last night. She's really into me. I should have worn a condom. Hindsight, fucking 20/20 "

11/1/2011 11:22:18 AM

You got da AIDS now

11/1/2011 11:29:33 AM

Quote :

"When I get a little under the weather, sore throat and all, I love hacking up my phlegm and tasting it a little bit before spitting it out. I try to spit it out where and when I have a chance to look at it. I like the way phlegm look, especially the real solid gray and beige ones that come out like a wheel of cheese."

11/1/2011 11:59:21 AM

I look at my phlegm too, but usually just to gauge if I should go to the doctor or not.

11/1/2011 12:00:30 PM

Quote :

"I put my Halloween costume back on tonight just to take some pictures to trade with a few girls online. The trades were well worth it "

I wish I could do this, Mine was all makeup, and it takes me an hour to get my contacts in...

[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ya]

11/1/2011 5:28:26 PM

Quote :

"So I order all the office supplies here at work. Whenever I order, I go to ebates.com which gives you a percentage back on whatever you spend. So we make like $200 office supply orders every couple of weeks. I usually use officemax.com which gives you 3% back on ebates. My boss never knows that I get a percentage back. I've made over $200 this year by doing this."

11/1/2011 5:30:44 PM

I'm hot with confessions!

Quote :

"So, I recently lost my job. Now, I'm fresh out of school and I have a mountain of debt I need to pay off and it sucks. I was recently approached by a hooker and she offered me a Blowey for $10. If that's the going rate for a dick-suck, that means that I couldn't even whore my way out of this mess. I would need to suck over $2000 worth of dick a month, which means I would need to suck at least 200 dicks a month, which would mean that a typical month would require me to suck at least 10 dicks a day. TEN DICKS. A. DAY. If I took an hour in between each dick, I would have to work 10 hours a day, 5 days a week. That's a 10 hour workday of non-stop dick sucking, 5 days, 4 weeks a month. And of course, that's without benefits. Shit! How am I supposed to feed my wife and kids?"

11/1/2011 5:34:02 PM

shouldn't the wife be helping with the dick?

11/1/2011 5:35:50 PM

Quote :

"So, I recently lost my job. Now, I'm fresh out of school and I have a mountain of debt I need to pay off and it sucks. I was recently approached by a hooker and she offered me a Blowey for $10. If that's the going rate for a dick-suck, that means that I couldn't even whore my way out of this mess. I would need to suck over $2000 worth of dick a month, which means I would need to suck at least 200 dicks a month, which would mean that a typical month would require me to suck at least 10 dicks a day. TEN DICKS. A. DAY. If I took an hour in between each dick, I would have to work 10 hours a day, 5 days a week. That's a 10 hour workday of non-stop dick sucking, 5 days, 4 weeks a month. And of course, that's without benefits. Shit. "

Sounds like you need to start giving up some ass.

[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : a]

11/1/2011 5:57:08 PM

Quote :

"So I had confessed about this many months ago to someone else, but quick recap. I had randomly googled an ex's name (my first post high school real relationship) and saw that she had committed suicide a year or so ago (we had broken up maybe 6 years ago). I'll always wonder a little bit whether or not if I had stayed in contact with her if things would have been different. I mean, I knew she had issues, but I had thought she had gotten better. Anyways, I was thinking about driving a couple hour to visit her grave. I'm not particularly religious in the slightest. In fact I usually can't stand organized religion. I'm not sure what it would accomplish, closure maybe? Idk. Is the idea of visiting the grave of an ex weird?"

I don't think it's weird.

11/1/2011 6:10:41 PM

Make sure she's dead

11/1/2011 6:23:42 PM

send me late night confessions about your boobs

thx

11/2/2011 1:09:19 AM

One time...I had sex with a guy who was so attched to his dog that he let him lay in bed with us why we were fucking. and the dog started humping me and licking my ass!!!!

11/2/2011 1:19:00 AM

I think you just admitted to having a threesome with a dog.

11/2/2011 9:12:25 AM

Surprise confession in my inbox today:

Quote :

"Sometimes I think I've worked through my issues with my father and how he beat me growing up (as a child into being a teenage girl) and then I see that video and the thread of people thinking shit like that is ok and it all gets muddled up in my head and I start to relive all the times that I was hurt by my father for being nothing but my own person. For years my dad got enjoyment from being able to hurt me, if I did something against the rules, I could see his face light up with this sort of joy and I knew instantly, it doesn't matter he just wanted to let himself go and terrorize me. I was a good kid, I never gave into peer pressure to do drugs or drink. I didn't stay out late, have sex, beat up other kids. The rules I broke where similar to what that girl in the video did wrong. I played video games maybe too long or I took too long doing my homework. One time my dad came in and I happened to have been watching tv, he thought that MTV was on (MTV was against the rules) and I got a beating with the belt. It was the Disney Channel playing their version of Christina Aguilera's Genie in a Bottle video during a commercial break. I still remember that feeling of wanting to hide my butt, thinking if I try to hide myself it would be over but I know now it didn't matter, he just wanted to beat me, with the belt. He just wanted any excuse to beat me, if didn't matter if it were my legs, my stomach, my butt, my back. I was going to get welts. I didn't deserve this, I didn't deserve being scared shitless of my father, dads are supposed to be the person you go to when you're scared, not what I had. Again, I was a good kid, I attribute me being a good kid to my grandmother who taught me her values and gave me love. To the teachers I had who gave me lessons in standing up for myself and listening to myself if I didn't want to smoke or drink. I don't attribute being a good kid to my dad beating me, all that did was make me not trust men. It made me think it was ok to take my anger out by hitting others-- I've worked hard for years not to let myself go down that road. I've also worked hard at not being ashamed of this but I still am. "

I'm sorry you went through this, and I am sorry you are still dealing with the repurcussions of your father. I hope that people arguing in the other thread can see how it has affected you, and it's not just some video on the internet, or a theoretical argument over parents' right to discipline. Anyone who argues for beating a child is just sick, in my opinion.

11/2/2011 9:43:05 AM

Quote :

"You know what, it was actually my xbox that was fucked, so one night when we were drinking at McKinnion's, everyone had passed out except me, so I took his working xbox back to my place and brought my broke xbox back to his place, and then copied all the save data so he would never know hahaha"

11/2/2011 9:11:38 PM

Anybody wanna confess to me?

11/3/2011 12:26:53 AM

Quote :

"I accidently sent my previous confession to the wrong person."

a)this was not about boobs

b)this person is a boner

c)send me confessions that arent handicapped

11/3/2011 3:03:31 AM

Beethoven86's confession sounds like my life. Hug and my heart goes out to you. I have to constantly think through anger with my own kids and not spanking as often because I can't let myself thrive on my own anger. I know it is a life long process to rewire how I react because it's my life and I can't blame it on my dad anymore. HUG!

[Edited on November 3, 2011 at 9:11 AM. Reason : ...]

11/3/2011 9:10:56 AM

I know it's late but there has to be somebody who needs to get something off their chest. Confess to Father Fletch

11/4/2011 2:42:04 AM

lets get some morning confessions goin

11/4/2011 8:47:45 AM

leys go

11/5/2011 11:36:57 PM

Quote :

"for real yo, I'm drunk. In fact, I was going to make a really stupid thread, but flood control activated, and it seems I can't defeat it. That is how weak I am. So instead I am using you... as a vessel to deliver text to my fans, who may or may not discover who I am. How does it feel to be used? Drinking is kind of awesome but kind of tears apart families. My dad was always a huge proponent, which didn't become a problem until recently, although I think my parents are over their problems. I, on the other hand, will probably regularily return to alcohol because of my persistant problems with life (and spelling). I didn't drink while I was in my last relationship, because I was like 'whatever'. In retrospect, I probably would have created problems if I was drinking. I'll probably keep coming back to alcohol, not because I'm just naturally a drunk, but because life sucks like that. So far tonight I've been looking for bad decisions to make but nothing notable has come up. I'm such a failure at life. But then again, all of you probably are too if you've read this far. Except for sawahash, he/she didn't ask for this. For real, what's the point of it all? All my life I thought there'd be this depressed/sucidal phase that I would just get past, and it never happened. Everything sucks just as much as it always did. But at least we have the interwebs to occasionally bring us nyan cat and shit. I've watched that video like 5 times tonight and counting."

11/5/2011 11:59:05 PM

http://emooranges.ytmnd.com/

11/6/2011 7:59:00 AM

Quote :

"I chatted with a girl online Monday or Tuesday night. We talked for a few hours before she went offline saying we'd talk again this week... but she never was on when i was online. Well she was online again tonight for awhile; but as we were talking, the stupid system went down so I couldn't chat with her. I can't help think I want to talk with her again, but she isn't online anymore. Next time, I'm so getting digits/emails/screennames "

11/6/2011 8:33:59 AM

Make move. Get that Internet poon

11/6/2011 8:43:14 AM

how do you chat with someone online if you don't have their email or screenname?

11/6/2011 8:50:43 AM

I guess through the match/eharmony chat system they have on their website

11/6/2011 10:35:31 AM

Quote :

"This guy I've been seeing, I think I'm falling in love with him. "

11/6/2011 10:10:23 PM

send confessions. im bored

11/7/2011 1:46:29 AM

Quote :

"This girl I'm seeing. She treats me so well and lets me do whatever the fuck I want. Does not compute."

11/7/2011 8:15:06 AM

Quote :

"The first thing I do when I enter a shower is wash my hands."

11/7/2011 8:15:27 AM

First thing I do is wash my hair so the conditioner has time to soak while washing everything else.

11/7/2011 8:18:14 AM

I shampoo, rinse, soap up, rinse, facial scrub, conditioner, rinse scrub, rinse conditioner.

11/7/2011 8:40:07 AM

Somebody confess to Father Fletch

11/9/2011 12:03:14 AM

Quote :

" i got called out for a super stinky burp tonight never been so embarrassed it rose the dead "

Hahaha yuck . To me Chinese food makes the worst burps to me

11/9/2011 12:27:09 AM

any late night confessions? Send them my way

11/9/2011 12:51:42 AM

Don't confess to that cunt, confess to me. I promise I won't be nearly as judgmental or uppity as her.

11/9/2011 1:58:00 AM

Quote :

"I wash my hands first because I don't want to wash my hair with dirty hands. "

11/9/2011 7:54:46 AM

But the shampoo washes your hair and hands at the same time...

11/9/2011 8:08:57 AM

I could maybe understand if you work in a coal mine-- I mean, how dirty are your hands?

11/9/2011 8:40:51 AM

Quote :

"I'm gonna buy a nice suit and hat, learn how to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo and go to the club and just ball-out on the middle of the dance floor. It should be good for a free drink or two. "

11/9/2011 11:27:33 AM

Learn how to dance like a white guy: check!

11/9/2011 11:33:13 AM

I'm pretty sure that video was taken about 30 years ago. I mean look at that carpet and furniture. Not to mention the wood panneling

11/9/2011 1:34:56 PM

<--------send me your confessions

11/9/2011 4:31:10 PM

this thread fucking sucks now

11/9/2011 4:33:21 PM

you suck

11/9/2011 4:40:56 PM

nou

11/9/2011 4:42:05 PM

It has to be a random person in this thread?

11/9/2011 4:51:52 PM

i wouldn't recommend sending to someone not participating in the thread.... they might just post it with your name

11/9/2011 4:53:30 PM