Has every user posted here (at least) once?

5/12/2013 9:45:42 PM

5/12/2013 9:57:54 PM

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5/13/2013 12:23:43 AM

Hail to the King

5/13/2013 4:45:14 AM

^

5/13/2013 2:41:29 PM

^

5/13/2013 2:42:47 PM

5/15/2013 10:46:32 PM

5/16/2013 6:24:11 AM

5/19/2013 1:05:39 PM

BubbleBobble, do you even post?

5/19/2013 1:50:15 PM

5/20/2013 5:58:26 PM

5/21/2013 11:07:58 PM

5/22/2013 4:09:30 PM

5/22/2013 10:27:40 PM

somebody said you were dead.

5/22/2013 10:34:32 PM

lol

5/22/2013 11:41:36 PM

too bad they were wrong.

5/23/2013 1:05:40 AM

oh shit

dat intense burn

5/25/2013 11:24:28 PM

5/26/2013 1:29:28 AM

5/26/2013 6:34:24 PM

RISIN UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS

5/26/2013 10:45:05 PM

5/27/2013 6:00:20 AM

^^JEFFERSON HIGH IS OUR RIVAL

5/27/2013 7:37:08 PM

5/27/2013 10:50:17 PM

5/28/2013 6:21:45 AM

5/28/2013 9:30:57 PM

5/29/2013 4:29:02 PM

Yep

5/29/2013 7:36:21 PM

shut up, Rolfpack

yeah that's right

I spelled it wrong

bitch

5/30/2013 7:19:06 PM

**40,000POSTS!!!!**



THIS IS >12AM TERRITORY FOO

ITS EUPHALO NEWSLETTER TIME!



OH WE BACK

PRAISE MILEY!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the first OFFICIAL EUPHALO weekly newsletter, on this Monday of our Lord and Saviour Crispus Attucks, the 29th of June, 2009. This is not to be confused with the original EUPHALO newsletter, which really was just sent intermittently, and was rather short-lived. Hopefully, that will not be the case with this one, however. I am going to try to get this out each week sometime between Sunday-Wednesday.

My aim is to let everyone know what's going on in EUPHALO-related activity on our finely established message board, The Wolf Web, but mostly to just have a good time! Hopefully you will all at least have a laugh or two; if nothing else, you can laugh at the self-generating humor of all the tuff guys on TWW in the various threads listed in this newsletter (or should I say ITNL)

I just want everyone to know that Miley is my inspiration for this newsletter. Without her, my existence would not be possible. How, you ask? I'm not really sure, but I'll eventually find the answer while I am anonymously beating chest. Also padding - padding has been my inspiration since around 2004, when I started becoming active on TWW (praise Crispus)

So let's get this shit started, shall we? We are kickin' it off this week with the current TWW trend of the week.


TWW Trend of the Week

yep, you guessed it, fucking orange soda the R.I.P. (insert celebrity here) threads

if you've missed this trend somehow, the gist of it is that the celebrity's name is stated in the thread (e.g. R.I.P. Bill Murray), and in the first post in the thread, a picture of a different celebrity is inserted. The funniest part of that, to me, is the inevitable user that has no idea what's going on and says something along the lines of "That's not Bill Murray." And of course, they always say it seriously, and with a conviction that just makes a nigga LOL.

Of course, this week has been an anomaly, and the fake R.I.P. threads have been eclipsed by celebrities actually dying (see: Michael Jackson) - but lulz ensue in those threads as well.

Here are a few good ones (which may or may not have been locked/deleted by gunzz by the time you read this)

a classic by amac: message_topic.aspx?topic=562190 (thanks to walls for citing this one, I just read through it and LOLed hard)
Fail Boat getting pissed ITT: message_topic.aspx?topic=568377
BigHitSunday 10/10: message_topic.aspx?topic=569688
another by amac: message_topic.aspx?topic=568975 (not a particularly funny thread, but the pic made me lose it for some reason)

so, in summation:

Quote :

"I don't get it. And you know that the picture is of Sting, judging by the path for the picture."

TWW Tuff User of the Week!

The beauty about TWW is that, the funny never stops - you just have to look for it. Everyone be sure to keep an eye out for TUFF users, on whatever section you might be browsing on TWW. Also, be sure to report it to me, just in case I didn't notice this particular user being tuff.

It was hard to pick, and it might seem like a bit of a copout, but this week, the award goes to the one and only Fail Boat!! Congratulations, faggot!


TWW SO TUFF Quotes of the Week!

Just as a note, the quotes don't have to have been said within the past week; they can be from anytime/anywhere. If you have any quotes that you feel should make the cut, just PM them to me before the next newsletter and they will be screened for humor or interest, and most likely added!

And by the way, be sure to post them here if you see them - bonus points for linking to the thread it came from: message_topic.aspx?topic=566262

So, without further ado..

Quote :

"I think this EUPHALO shit is getting out of hand again."

-theDuke866
message_topic.aspx?topic=569927&page=1#13032194

Quote :

"ahahahha let that soft batch motherfucker rot"

-kiljadn
message_topic.aspx?topic=569932

(god damn I love it when black people get pissed at the n word, I'm sorry - it's always hilarious. By the way, I'm not sure how being suspended from TWW means that someone is going to rot, but whatever..)

Quote :

"Boo fucking who. Pretty white kids with problems. Its called being an adult. If you don;t like something about your life, get off your TWW posting ass and do something about it."

-GGMon
message_topic.aspx?topic=569942&page=1#13032396

Quote :

"funny how the link to that picture comes from the National Weather Service Website for NWS Salt Lake City http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/slc/index.php"

-spoken by Jesus Christ himself

Quote :

"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

-Socrates, from The Art of Being Tough



Threads Not to Miss for the Week

NOTE: I was going to include the name of the threads, but thought it would be funnier this way

message_topic.aspx?topic=567790 LOLS ITT
message_topic.aspx?topic=569538 so many tuff guys ITT
message_topic.aspx?topic=569903 haha, cool
message_topic.aspx?topic=556015 always good for entertainment, imho
message_topic.aspx?topic=548628 about as EUPHALO-esque as it gets

sorry, I'd provide more, but I did this section in kind of a hurry, and wasn't seeing anything else good


EUPHALO Image of the Week

We can vote on this (or something similar) in the future if you want




BubbleBobble's Hot Chick Image of the Week!

Sorry if you don't think she's hot, but she gave me an instant boner.



if that doesn't work: http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=1638414916


EUPHALO Quote/Post(s) from the Past

In this section, we revisit snippets of funny from the original and vol. 2 EUPHALO threads!

Quote :

"n00b ?.... whats bwn and gg"

-DappaDan, page 16, 3/29/2005 2:25:04 AM

Quote :

"can you mend this bleeding heart of mine?"

-OneNighter86, page 140, 9/6/2006 12:51:46 AM

(it just made me laugh that he said that in EUPHALO)

Quote :

"I farted and it smells. Just thought I'd share that."

-stategirl05, page 38, 4/11/2005 5:44:46 PM

5/31/2013 2:04:25 PM

5/31/2013 4:27:48 PM

6/1/2013 9:05:30 PM

6/2/2013 8:27:22 PM

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6/3/2013 4:26:58 PM

6/4/2013 11:14:55 AM

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6/5/2013 10:12:25 PM

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6/6/2013 1:07:59 AM

6/6/2013 5:54:19 AM

6/6/2013 11:43:41 AM

6/6/2013 11:44:34 AM

6/6/2013 11:50:14 AM

no more

6/6/2013 11:55:04 AM

just then

6/6/2013 1:32:42 PM

6/6/2013 3:43:19 PM

yea, I have to get a big girl job now

6/6/2013 3:55:59 PM

@ Klatty-puss

6/6/2013 11:18:58 PM

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