I have a good feeling about this job

I hope I'm not wrong

6/1/2008 10:18:28 AM

really


you get the job because of a friendship


but you're not smart enough to keep your facebook profile detailing that friendship private


*carl face*

6/1/2008 10:37:14 AM

i make sure they make your bagel correctly....



AND it is easier to take off something you don't like than go to the grocery store and slice up a tomato.


butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i guess i am being a spoiled brat. fuck you for canceling our plans.

6/1/2008 10:42:43 AM

i don't want to go to work

6/1/2008 10:44:14 AM

blar

6/1/2008 11:42:26 AM

I think I'm gonna reinstall windows on my pc too, it's been almost 3 years

6/1/2008 11:44:12 AM

this is going to thoroughly suck ass


apparently i'm allergic to something in the bar

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 12:31 PM. Reason : jjy]

6/1/2008 12:27:05 PM

I feel sorry for the two owners of the two cars that got towed RIGHT OUTSIDE my window last night.

6/1/2008 1:00:21 PM

hbd to me

6/1/2008 1:30:42 PM

I wanna be a chef

6/1/2008 1:37:14 PM

^^HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

6/1/2008 1:44:58 PM

Death's "A Moment Of Clarity" is just about the saddest song in existence, all things considered.

6/1/2008 1:47:31 PM

boogity boogity boogity

6/1/2008 2:17:24 PM

6/1/2008 2:18:13 PM

6/1/2008 2:29:23 PM

6/1/2008 2:39:19 PM

The hardest part about starting a project is starting the project

6/1/2008 3:48:34 PM

^you'll like jason's new place i'm posting from it now

6/1/2008 3:49:09 PM

He told me about it...it seems pretty sweet...I'm excited to get there at the end of the month!

I guess you helped him move today? Thanks! I wish I could've helped.

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 3:51 PM. Reason : ]

6/1/2008 3:50:30 PM

Yay I got another pair of rainbows for my birthday! I love rainbows. I'm up to 8 pairs now, I think.

6/1/2008 6:31:40 PM

now if i wanna watch tv form my computer, i just have to look 2 inches left

6/1/2008 6:33:13 PM

Oh boy!



Also, I'm thinking of thursday!

6/1/2008 6:44:20 PM

i really wish i had a plasma scrane tv

6/1/2008 7:27:05 PM

clean, clean, clean for evil lynn and mean gene

6/1/2008 7:31:41 PM

damn i am a pack rat

6/1/2008 7:45:47 PM

hahahahahaha, you dont want that jar????

6/1/2008 7:46:36 PM

i'm going to use that jar to keep my aborted fetus

6/1/2008 7:47:18 PM

thats an awesome idea

6/1/2008 7:48:01 PM

either that or i'm gonna fill it up with my jizz and throw it at traffic

6/1/2008 7:48:50 PM

thats a lot of fuking jizz

6/1/2008 7:49:15 PM

i'm good for it

6/1/2008 7:56:31 PM

my house just got struck by lightening

6/1/2008 8:04:07 PM

6/1/2008 8:04:30 PM

too bad you arent dead.

6/1/2008 8:05:11 PM

thats what i was thinking of writing lol...was gonna put "it missed"

6/1/2008 8:05:46 PM

6/1/2008 8:06:00 PM

pics or it didnt happen

6/1/2008 8:07:16 PM

dammit
this storm is passing just south

6/1/2008 8:08:56 PM

^^dude all it did was flip the circuit breaker in one room and blow a plug completely out of a socket and burn the socket. it smelled. i guess it isn't THAT exciting but i've never experienced it. and it made a loud scary popping noise, too.

^ AND a lot of tree branches fell down. and it hailed. i dunno what storm is passing you but i think it might have hit me

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 8:10 PM. Reason : .]

6/1/2008 8:10:15 PM

No here in wilmington

6/1/2008 8:10:20 PM

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/1/2008 8:11:07 PM

^^^garner

6/1/2008 8:11:25 PM

Quote :

"me (8:47:31 PM): bars dont just magically sprout beer someone else (8:47:37 PM): some do me (8:47:43 PM): no they dont someone else (8:47:45 PM): I know of some magic bars me (8:47:49 PM): no you dont someone else (8:47:54 PM): yes I do me (8:48:02 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:06 PM): yes I do me (8:48:10 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:16 PM): yes I do me (8:48:20 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:24 PM): yes I do me (8:48:30 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:34 PM): yes I do me (8:48:36 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:41 PM): yes I do me (8:48:45 PM): no you dont someone else (8:48:52 PM): yes I do me (8:48:56 PM): no you dont someone else (8:49:02 PM): yes I do me (8:49:06 PM): no you dont someone else (8:49:09 PM): yes I do me (8:49:14 PM): no you dont someone else (8:49:30 PM): yes I do me (8:49:36 PM): no you dont someone else (8:49:46 PM): YES I DO me (8:49:53 PM): no you dont someone else (8:50:04 PM): fine whatever don't believe me me (8:50:09 PM): ha i win! "

hahahahahahahah

6/1/2008 8:52:20 PM

that is awesome!

6/1/2008 8:52:58 PM

I might have no place to stay in a couple of days.

6/1/2008 9:15:22 PM

Quote :

"Me(8:50:39 PM): fine whatever don't believe me someone else(8:50:44 PM): ha i win! me(8:50:53 PM): no you dont someone else(8:53:42 PM): yes i do me(8:53:47 PM): no you dont someone else(8:53:53 PM): yes i do me(8:54:10 PM): no you dont someone else(8:54:18 PM): yes i do me(8:54:23 PM): no you dont someone else(8:54:28 PM): yes i do me(8:54:33 PM): no you dont someone else(8:54:38 PM): yes i do me(8:54:48 PM): no you dont someone else(8:54:50 PM): so do you want me to go to the wedding?"

6/1/2008 9:21:23 PM

STILL CLEANING

6/1/2008 9:25:52 PM

I really wanna see Jason's new place...hurry up June 27!

6/1/2008 9:26:44 PM

i think i'm technically in that "drop down get your eagle on girl" position

6/1/2008 9:34:39 PM

finally got all my damn pictures organized!!!

only took two months... now i just have to put them all back in their respective albums

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : 2354 ]

6/1/2008 9:35:50 PM