who is dick wolfe

he created law and order

6/1/2008 9:37:36 PM

I think my hair has stoped growing...is that possible?

6/1/2008 9:49:34 PM

only if you dont have dead cells anymore

6/1/2008 9:49:58 PM

Don't date improvisers.

6/1/2008 9:51:43 PM

i've decided that johnny depp is kinda hott!

6/1/2008 10:56:15 PM

he's cool and all i just wish he'd do a normal fucking movie for once instead of all the weird as hell ones that i dont want to see

6/1/2008 10:56:49 PM

yes, well, i hope that you dont have the same reaction to him that i do

6/1/2008 10:57:20 PM

jens pulver is such a shitbag

6/1/2008 10:57:29 PM

hardcore cleaning makes me SOOOOOO hungry

6/1/2008 10:57:54 PM

If you've never been skydiving and are considering it, go for it. It's honestly not as terrifying as some people make it out to be.

6/1/2008 11:03:29 PM

i wasnt aware that it was considered terrifying

6/1/2008 11:32:32 PM

6/1/2008 11:42:42 PM

breasts

6/1/2008 11:50:45 PM

You cookin' chicken?

6/1/2008 11:51:13 PM

oh, no

I could stand to tenderize some breasts, though
and maybe warm them up a wee bit

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 11:52 PM. Reason : lkjdf]

6/1/2008 11:52:28 PM

sometimes you just have to tenderize your own breasts

when nobody is there to do it for you

6/1/2008 11:54:42 PM

well after that^ i'm thinking bad thoughts

6/1/2008 11:56:32 PM

someone else's breasts are what I want to tenderize


I've been tenderized plenty this weekend

6/1/2008 11:56:46 PM

^ lucky, I'm jealous

6/1/2008 11:57:45 PM

crazy
crazy
crazy munchies


goldfish
pistachios
apple
orange
nothing?

^Oh, I know. Excluding the road trip, I literally cannot remember the last time I had both days of a weekend off. It's been pretty glorious, lying in bed, playing wii, fucking, and gardening. In sum, the things that make life so good

[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : I hope I start working FT this week, too]

6/1/2008 11:57:47 PM

good anal (non-movie) porn shouldn't be so hard to find

6/2/2008 12:01:54 AM

testing..one sec...

6/2/2008 12:05:09 AM

9 =/= past 2 am

6/2/2008 1:36:04 AM

i need to buy some suntan lotion

6/2/2008 1:37:37 AM

I think it's time to call it a night on a most horrible fucking day.

6/2/2008 1:59:10 AM

i thought this dude would be done singing FOREVER ago

hes horrible

6/2/2008 2:02:09 AM

^^awwwwww why was your day so bad, ToE?

6/2/2008 2:05:45 AM

I pissed my pants before like he did, I've fallen down a dozen times he like has has, yet I never denied help, I never insisted that it was just "the clot", and never EVER pushed my loved ones away so they wouldn't see what was happening. I cried out more often than not.

6/2/2008 2:11:07 AM

i have the best dog ever

<3

6/2/2008 2:31:40 AM

Authentic sweet tea would be awesome.

6/2/2008 2:48:02 AM

my neighbor with giant boobs has a really big male dog that gets a red rocket a lot...the other day it jumped up and started tried to suck her boob through her shirt...made me wonder...then about an hour later she said she gives it baths with she takes showers...really makes me wonder....

6/2/2008 2:48:36 AM

^ *Family Guy cutaway*

6/2/2008 2:49:09 AM

25 minutes since the last chit chat post


guess I should go to bed now

6/2/2008 3:45:15 AM

i'm el tiredo

6/2/2008 4:56:17 AM

goddammit

6/2/2008 6:44:11 AM

Yay! After today we only have 3 1/2 days of school left!

Today is field day and it's supposed to be really hot. boo.

6/2/2008 7:15:00 AM

sweet

i just got my official invitation letter from the chinese provinicial government.

or at least that's what i think it is, i cant read chinese!

6/2/2008 9:01:11 AM

haha...

i bet it really says "We are sorry to inform you that we don't allow homos into our country. Please go to Thailand."

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 9:04 AM. Reason : sadf]

6/2/2008 9:04:03 AM

lol that sucks

surely google has a solution to that problem

6/2/2008 9:04:08 AM

i love the ones where Satchel does something wrong b/c Rob never gets that mad

6/2/2008 9:04:31 AM

sooooooooooo glad im not at work today!!!

http://www.wral.com/news/political/story/2974643/

6/2/2008 9:07:14 AM

the guy who runs the print shop and me:

"hey, yeah i was looking for a fax that came in for me from china last night"
"well, i've got this one sheet, but it's all in chinese"
(looking at it....)"well i guess that's it, idk i cant read chinese for shit"
(both)"lolololololol"

6/2/2008 9:11:44 AM

figured out how to translate it yet?

6/2/2008 9:16:48 AM

mmmmmmmmmm

6/2/2008 9:19:45 AM

it's got my passport number on it so im gonna assume its the one i need

6/2/2008 9:20:00 AM

good plan

6/2/2008 9:20:28 AM

to get this shit in time there's so much info

valid passport (durh)
couple of forms
new passport style pictures for the visa
offiical invite letter from the chinese provincial gov
copies of all your flight plans
officail business letter stating intent, duration, sponsoring company, my job status and title, where the exact location of work is
hotel reservation confirmations
letter of need for request of multientry, detailing need and dates of travel in and out
some other shit

6/2/2008 9:23:36 AM

i have to poop

6/2/2008 9:24:00 AM

why do they need to know if i have any VD

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Reason : e ]

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 9:31 AM. Reason : and it's funny how that's on the same level as leprosy]

6/2/2008 9:30:37 AM

That news still stings a little, but I'm feeling better.

6/2/2008 9:31:22 AM