Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

PokerStars Game #19151748292: Tournament #96577421, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (4000/8000) - 2008/07/27 - 18:33:54 (ET)
Table '96577421 49' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: royamsterdam (755156 in chips)
Seat 2: markkx (98788 in chips)
Seat 5: david0603 (192076 in chips)
Seat 6: FireFox001 (462483 in chips)
Seat 7: clarkatroid (225100 in chips)
Seat 9: LirarDanne (172047 in chips)
royamsterdam: posts the ante 800
markkx: posts the ante 800
david0603: posts the ante 800
FireFox001: posts the ante 800
clarkatroid: posts the ante 800
LirarDanne: posts the ante 800
clarkatroid: posts small blind 4000
LirarDanne: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Kh As]
royamsterdam: folds
markkx: folds
david0603: raises 12000 to 20000
FireFox001: folds
clarkatroid: raises 204300 to 224300 and is all-in
LirarDanne: folds
david0603: calls 171276 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (33024) returned to clarkatroid
*** FLOP *** [7c 6s 6h]
*** TURN *** [7c 6s 6h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 6s 6h 8h] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
clarkatroid: shows [Qh Ac] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
david0603: shows [Kh As] (a pair of Sixes)
clarkatroid collected 395352 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 395352 | Rake 0
Board [7c 6s 6h 8h Qc]
Seat 1: royamsterdam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: markkx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: david0603 showed [Kh As] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 6: FireFox001 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: clarkatroid (small blind) showed [Qh Ac] and won (395352) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 9: LirarDanne (big blind) folded before Flop

7/27/2008 6:37:43 PM

How does this guy have outs?

PokerStars Game #19151816097: Tournament #96572588, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (400/800) - 2008/07/27 - 18:36:31 (ET)
Table '96572588 657' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hasuace (9920 in chips)
Seat 2: okidokiclub (44565 in chips)
Seat 3: Red To Blue (62744 in chips)
Seat 4: mAArKK (32345 in chips)
Seat 5: Vegaspetie (9800 in chips)
Seat 6: pbtoau (70428 in chips)
Seat 7: Pghfan987 (13475 in chips)
Seat 8: Cuda Ducks (15600 in chips)
Seat 9: The_VI3T (32625 in chips)
hasuace: posts the ante 50
okidokiclub: posts the ante 50
Red To Blue: posts the ante 50
mAArKK: posts the ante 50
Vegaspetie: posts the ante 50
pbtoau: posts the ante 50
Pghfan987: posts the ante 50
Cuda Ducks: posts the ante 50
The_VI3T: posts the ante 50
okidokiclub: posts small blind 400
Red To Blue: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Red To Blue [9c Qc]
mAArKK: folds
Vegaspetie: folds
pbtoau: folds
Pghfan987: folds
Cuda Ducks: folds
The_VI3T: folds
hasuace: raises 800 to 1600
okidokiclub: folds
Red To Blue: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3c 7c]
Red To Blue: bets 800
hasuace: raises 7470 to 8270 and is all-in
Red To Blue: calls 7470
*** TURN *** [Ac 3c 7c] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3c 7c 9s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Red To Blue: shows [9c Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
hasuace: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Red To Blue collected 20590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20590 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 3c 7c 9s 5h]
Seat 1: hasuace (button) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: okidokiclub (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Red To Blue (big blind) showed [9c Qc] and won (20590) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: mAArKK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Vegaspetie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pbtoau folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Pghfan987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Cuda Ducks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: The_VI3T folded before Flop (didn't bet)

7/27/2008 6:39:39 PM

ouch - terrible...was that final table?

7/27/2008 6:40:44 PM

No, second to last

Full Tilt Poker Game #7401169266: $750,000 Guarantee (53755462), Table 132 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:39:57 ET - 2008/07/27
Seat 1: holdplz (2,640), is sitting out
Seat 2: david0603 (3,395)
Seat 3: stbar (2,925)
Seat 4: 0qwert (3,925)
Seat 5: QT1 (4,675)
Seat 6: mediterano (4,240)
Seat 7: nicehairLCR (3,215)
Seat 8: TKALLDAY (3,695)
Seat 9: a_flush_all_red (4,460)
holdplz posts the small blind of 25
david0603 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Ad Th]
holdplz has returned
stbar has 15 seconds left to act
stbar folds
0qwert folds
QT1 folds
mediterano folds
nicehairLCR folds
TKALLDAY folds
a_flush_all_red folds
holdplz has 15 seconds left to act
holdplz raises to 100
david0603 has 15 seconds left to act
david0603 calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c Qd]
holdplz has 15 seconds left to act
holdplz bets 50
david0603 calls 50
*** TURN *** [Td 9c Qd] [Ac]
holdplz has 15 seconds left to act
holdplz bets 200
david0603 raises to 700
holdplz has 15 seconds left to act
holdplz has requested TIME
holdplz raises to 2,490, and is all in
david0603 has 15 seconds left to act
david0603 has requested TIME
david0603 calls 1,790
holdplz shows [As Jd]
david0603 shows [Ad Th]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c Qd Ac] [Kd]
holdplz shows a straight, Ace high
david0603 shows two pair, Aces and Tens
holdplz wins the pot (5,280) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,280 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 9c Qd Ac Kd]
Seat 1: holdplz (small blind) showed [As Jd] and won (5,280) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 2: david0603 (big blind) showed [Ad Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 3: stbar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: 0qwert didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: QT1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: mediterano didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: nicehairLCR didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TKALLDAY didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: a_flush_all_red (button) didn't bet (folded)

7/27/2008 6:44:33 PM

allegedly tj cloutier is at my table in the million

7/27/2008 7:20:57 PM

Quote :

"take down the 5000 FPP sir"

Quote :

"PokerStars Game #19152914104: Tournament #101010101, 5000FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVII (9000/18000) - 2008/07/27 - 19:19:25 (ET) Table '101010101 1284' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: david0603 (134349 in chips) Seat 2: cheguaca (513836 in chips) Seat 3: Aprilz1stson (339211 in chips) Seat 4: wulli315 (234480 in chips) Seat 5: tinatinamy (559504 in chips) Seat 6: Tschan19 (465324 in chips) Seat 7: lorenzo79 (294412 in chips) Seat 8: vilela2255 (549536 in chips) Seat 9: Ulose420420 (822520 in chips) david0603: posts the ante 1800 cheguaca: posts the ante 1800 Aprilz1stson: posts the ante 1800 wulli315: posts the ante 1800 tinatinamy: posts the ante 1800 Tschan19: posts the ante 1800 lorenzo79: posts the ante 1800 vilela2255: posts the ante 1800 Ulose420420: posts the ante 1800 Aprilz1stson: posts small blind 9000 wulli315: posts big blind 18000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to david0603 [8h 8s] tinatinamy: folds Tschan19: folds lorenzo79: folds vilela2255: folds Ulose420420: raises 54000 to 72000 david0603: raises 60549 to 132549 and is all-in cheguaca: folds Aprilz1stson: folds wulli315: folds Ulose420420: calls 60549 *** FLOP *** [6d 4d 5d] *** TURN *** [6d 4d 5d] [Ac] *** RIVER *** [6d 4d 5d Ac] [Ad] *** SHOW DOWN *** Ulose420420: shows [Ah 5h] (a full house, Aces full of Fives) david0603: shows [8h 8s] (two pair, Aces and Eights) Ulose420420 collected 308298 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 308298 | Rake 0 Board [6d 4d 5d Ac Ad] Seat 1: david0603 showed [8h 8s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights Seat 2: cheguaca (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Aprilz1stson (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: wulli315 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: tinatinamy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Tschan19 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: lorenzo79 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: vilela2255 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Ulose420420 showed [Ah 5h] and won (308298) with a full house, Aces full of Fives"

7/27/2008 7:21:42 PM

Thanks, fuckstick...

PokerStars Game #19156653518: Tournament #98434532, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/07/27 - 21:56:36 (ET)
Table '98434532 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: waynepolecat (1645 in chips)
Seat 4: MakYZF (2670 in chips)
Seat 5: Davelh66 (1230 in chips)
Seat 6: Scrumples (1425 in chips)
Seat 8: HotJava9 (4020 in chips)
Seat 9: hog43 (2510 in chips)
MakYZF: posts small blind 15
Davelh66: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [Ah Kd]
Scrumples: raises 90 to 120
HotJava9: folds
hog43: folds
waynepolecat: folds
MakYZF: calls 105
Davelh66: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3c Ad]
MakYZF: checks
Scrumples: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac 3c Ad] [7s]
MakYZF: bets 90
Scrumples: raises 210 to 300
MakYZF: raises 210 to 510
Scrumples: raises 795 to 1305 and is all-in
MakYZF: calls 795
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3c Ad 7s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MakYZF: shows [As Jc] (three of a kind, Aces)
Scrumples: shows [Ah Kd] (three of a kind, Aces - King kicker)
MakYZF said, "nh"
Scrumples collected 2880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2880 | Rake 0
Board [Ac 3c Ad 7s 4h]
Seat 3: waynepolecat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MakYZF (small blind) showed [As Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: Davelh66 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Scrumples showed [Ah Kd] and won (2880) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: HotJava9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hog43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

7/27/2008 9:58:59 PM

standard

7/27/2008 10:10:50 PM

Thats why I don't usually call raises of anything decent with AQ or AJ...well, unless they are suited I guess...It's a phobia of mine...

7/27/2008 10:49:55 PM

Yes, I too have a phobia of playing like ass.

7/27/2008 10:51:26 PM

I was rooting for the guy. I was thinking a J was sure to come...

7/27/2008 10:58:01 PM

Haha. I do the same thing.

Oops.

PokerStars Game #19158197806: Tournament #96577469, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1000/2000) - 2008/07/27 - 23:04:09 (ET)
Table '96577469 90' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: $wanswan (83894 in chips)
Seat 2: slyfoxxtbb (51733 in chips)
Seat 3: ezymonyp (57000 in chips)
Seat 4: skanky980 (38451 in chips)
Seat 5: david0603 (45052 in chips)
Seat 6: paulstar11 (63164 in chips)
Seat 7: Rabscuttle (51784 in chips)
Seat 8: lapoisse14 (47287 in chips)
Seat 9: spirrevip (104502 in chips)
$wanswan: posts the ante 200
slyfoxxtbb: posts the ante 200
ezymonyp: posts the ante 200
skanky980: posts the ante 200
david0603: posts the ante 200
paulstar11: posts the ante 200
Rabscuttle: posts the ante 200
lapoisse14: posts the ante 200
spirrevip: posts the ante 200
skanky980: posts small blind 1000
david0603: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Ah Qh]
paulstar11: folds
Rabscuttle: folds
lapoisse14: folds
spirrevip: folds
$wanswan: raises 3525 to 5525
slyfoxxtbb: folds
ezymonyp: folds
skanky980: folds
david0603: raises 39327 to 44852 and is all-in
$wanswan: calls 39327
*** FLOP *** [2d Jd 2c]
*** TURN *** [2d Jd 2c] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [2d Jd 2c Qc] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
$wanswan: shows [Kh Ad] (a pair of Deuces)
david0603 collected 92504 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 92504 | Rake 0
Board [2d Jd 2c Qc 7d]
Seat 1: $wanswan showed [Kh Ad] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: slyfoxxtbb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ezymonyp (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: skanky980 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: david0603 (big blind) showed [Ah Qh] and won (92504) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Seat 6: paulstar11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rabscuttle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lapoisse14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: spirrevip folded before Flop (didn't bet)

7/27/2008 11:06:31 PM

PokerStars Game #19158389150: Tournament #96577469, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1500/3000) - 2008/07/27 - 23:13:11 (ET)
Table '96577469 90' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: tmoneydog78 (55776 in chips)
Seat 2: slyfoxxtbb (50033 in chips)
Seat 3: ezymonyp (46900 in chips)
Seat 5: david0603 (172497 in chips)
Seat 6: paulstar11 (37216 in chips)
Seat 7: Rabscuttle (207345 in chips)
Seat 8: Gorrioncillo (21701 in chips)
Seat 9: spirrevip (94618 in chips)
tmoneydog78: posts the ante 300
slyfoxxtbb: posts the ante 300
ezymonyp: posts the ante 300
david0603: posts the ante 300
paulstar11: posts the ante 300
Rabscuttle: posts the ante 300
Gorrioncillo: posts the ante 300
spirrevip: posts the ante 300
tmoneydog78: posts small blind 1500
slyfoxxtbb: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [3h 3d]
ezymonyp: folds
david0603: raises 4500 to 7500
paulstar11: folds
Rabscuttle: folds
Gorrioncillo: raises 13901 to 21401 and is all-in
spirrevip: folds
tmoneydog78: folds
slyfoxxtbb: folds
david0603: calls 13901
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7c 4c]
*** TURN *** [Ts 7c 4c] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7c 4c As] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603: shows [3h 3d] (a pair of Threes)
Gorrioncillo: shows [3c 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
Gorrioncillo collected 49702 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 49702 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 7c 4c As Jh]
Seat 1: tmoneydog78 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: slyfoxxtbb (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: ezymonyp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: david0603 showed [3h 3d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: paulstar11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rabscuttle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Gorrioncillo showed [3c 7d] and won (49702) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 9: spirrevip (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

7/27/2008 11:14:56 PM

Quote :

"FYI - im taking down the million on stars today atleast, thats the plan"

177 of 8191 FTL

7/27/2008 11:20:57 PM

Not bad for a days work.

7/27/2008 11:29:53 PM

This guy is the hugest fuckstick in the world

Stage #1238485395 Tourney ID 1861530 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit $50 - 2008-07-28 02:05:49 (ET)
Table: 22953674 (Real Money) Seat #7 is the dealer
Seat 1 - JLPLAYER ($2475 in chips)
Seat 2 - POTATOMAN79 ($2980 in chips)
Seat 3 - JGUNIT420 ($1825 in chips)
Seat 5 - BIG_POPPI82 ($1015 in chips)
Seat 6 - BIGROCKALE ($1675 in chips)
Seat 7 - MARCUSDAILY ($1590 in chips)
Seat 8 - RIC_A_CHET ($732.50 in chips)
Seat 9 - NCSUPOKER22 ($1207.50 in chips)
RIC_A_CHET - Posts small blind $25
NCSUPOKER22 - Posts big blind $50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NCSUPOKER22 [Kd Ks]
JLPLAYER - Calls $50
POTATOMAN79 - Folds
JGUNIT420 - Folds
BIG_POPPI82 - Folds
BIGROCKALE - Folds
MARCUSDAILY - Folds
RIC_A_CHET - Folds
NCSUPOKER22 - Raises $250 to $300
JLPLAYER - Calls $250
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah Js]
NCSUPOKER22 - All-In $907.50
JLPLAYER - Calls $907.50
*** TURN *** [4c Ah Js] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah Js 7d] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JLPLAYER - Shows [Kh Qs] (Straight, ten to ace)
NCSUPOKER22 - Shows [Kd Ks] (One pair, kings)
JLPLAYER Collects $2440 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2440)
Board [4c Ah Js 7d 10h]
Seat 1: JLPLAYER won Total ($2440) HI$2440) with Straight, ten to ace [Kh Qs - B:Ah,P:Kh,P:Qs,B:Js,B:10h]
Seat 2: POTATOMAN79 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: JGUNIT420 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: BIG_POPPI82 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: BIGROCKALE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: MARCUSDAILY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: RIC_A_CHET (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: NCSUPOKER22 (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, kings [Kd Ks - P:Ks,P:Kd,B:Ah,B:Js,B:10h]

7/28/2008 2:11:37 AM

Quote :

"HI "

7/28/2008 12:40:06 PM

Oh hi dere gutshot of shame


what site is that HH from?

7/28/2008 1:22:55 PM

If you were prepared to go all-in with that A out there, then why didn't you do it preflop?

7/28/2008 2:52:06 PM

^^ Absolute Poker

^ I wanted someone to call.

7/28/2008 3:02:14 PM

I need to find a new group of poker buddies, most of mine graduated and moved to Charlotte.

7/28/2008 3:23:32 PM

Just cracked some As. Notice the donk shove in-between with AQ

PokerStars Game #19178580800: Tournament #98611003, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/07/28 - 19:09:03 (ET)
Table '98611003 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Miller2279 (1400 in chips)
Seat 2: Kaesesahne (3515 in chips)
Seat 3: Scrumples (640 in chips)
Seat 5: CpGallant (945 in chips)
Seat 6: Kilikili Pwr (1115 in chips)
Seat 7: Kurtkaare (2110 in chips)
Seat 8: marlene1313 (3775 in chips)
CpGallant: posts small blind 25
Kilikili Pwr: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [8s 8h]
Kurtkaare: raises 200 to 250
marlene1313: folds
Miller2279: folds
Kaesesahne: folds
Scrumples: raises 390 to 640 and is all-in
CpGallant: folds
Kilikili Pwr: raises 475 to 1115 and is all-in
Kurtkaare: calls 865
*** FLOP *** [Th 7c 6s]
*** TURN *** [Th 7c 6s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Th 7c 6s 9h] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kilikili Pwr: shows [Ad Qc] (a pair of Nines)
Kurtkaare: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Kurtkaare collected 950 from side pot
Scrumples: shows [8s 8h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
Scrumples collected 1945 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2895 Main pot 1945. Side pot 950. | Rake 0
Board [Th 7c 6s 9h 9s]
Seat 1: Miller2279 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kaesesahne folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Scrumples (button) showed [8s 8h] and won (1945) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 5: CpGallant (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Kilikili Pwr (big blind) showed [Ad Qc] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: Kurtkaare showed [As Ah] and won (950) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 8: marlene1313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I have literally gotten 88 five times this game

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : f]

7/28/2008 7:10:43 PM

Notice the donk shove at the end with 88.

7/28/2008 8:12:51 PM

Well, I was debating it for a while...My cards before that were all garbage, mediocre shit at best. It was one of those "this is probably as good as it gets" hands. I won that tourney btw...

7/28/2008 8:14:09 PM

Yeah, I know. I just like giving you shit scrumples.

7/28/2008 8:17:45 PM

Finally got my first Royal ... too bad I didn't get paid well on it

Full Tilt Poker Game #7419103313: Table Young (deep 6) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:55:40 ET - 2008/07/28
Seat 1: PRiv17 ($74.10)
Seat 2: spect8or ($45.20)
Seat 3: Treb Snave ($28.85)
Seat 4: MWReclaim ($6.45)
Seat 5: Insidious One ($50.45)
Seat 6: TONYTODD ($46.50)
MWReclaim posts the small blind of $0.10
Insidious One posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PRiv17 [Ad Jd]
TONYTODD has 15 seconds left to act
TONYTODD raises to $0.50
PRiv17 calls $0.50
spect8or has 15 seconds left to act
spect8or folds
Treb Snave folds
MWReclaim folds
Insidious One folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4s Kd]
TONYTODD checks
PRiv17 has 15 seconds left to act
PRiv17 bets $0.60
TONYTODD calls $0.60
*** TURN *** [Qd 4s Kd] [Td]
TONYTODD checks
PRiv17 bets $1
TONYTODD calls $1
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4s Kd Td] [7d]
TONYTODD checks
PRiv17 bets $2
TONYTODD calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PRiv17 shows [Ad Jd] a Royal Flush
TONYTODD mucks
PRiv17 wins the pot ($8.15) with a Royal Flush
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.55 | Rake $0.40
Board: [Qd 4s Kd Td 7d]
Seat 1: PRiv17 showed [Ad Jd] and won ($8.15) with a Royal Flush
Seat 2: spect8or didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Treb Snave (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MWReclaim (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Insidious One (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: TONYTODD mucked [5s 5d] - a flush, King high

7/29/2008 12:00:45 AM

Full Tilt Poker makes me want to kick babies in the face

7/29/2008 1:39:01 AM

Damn. I was down to like $12 and I won two $20 SNGs in a row to put me at $175.

7/29/2008 11:28:54 AM

How did you play a $20 sng if you were down to $12?

7/29/2008 11:52:33 AM

After the entry fee I was down to $12. Won that SNG and won $90. Entered another one and won another $90.

I also just had a conversation with my mom about how playing poker works. She finds it hard to believe that I got $50 for free, got up to $175 and now there's a check coming to the house in a couple weeks (hopefully).

I also was at a table with a guy who said he graduated from NC State in 07. His username was MCWright and he said he lives off Oberlin. Anyone know him?

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2008 12:16:03 PM

10,4s

Straight from the pages of your local, friendly 1-2 cash game...

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : k]

7/29/2008 11:06:52 PM

Just lost $20 in a cash game where some fucking idiot called my KK with pocket 10s and hit a set on the turn. Another dumbass had gone all-in with 88 as well. I can't stand fucking idiots like that... unless I'm the idiot.

7/30/2008 9:39:42 AM

uhhhhhhh thats pretty situational.

7/30/2008 12:09:29 PM

There were several re-raises and they both decided it would be a good idea to call anyway. I wish I had saved the game summary so I could post it here. I know I'm a noob and everything, but please believe me when I say these two guys were morons in every sense of the word. The guy with the 10s that beat me was even more so. I hate using the term "donkey" because I feel like it's way overused, but I would have no trouble describing this guy as one. It was a horrible, horrible play by him but he lucked out the same way he had 2-3 times before this.

7/30/2008 2:55:07 PM

did you start singing mama mia to him afterwards?

7/30/2008 3:24:38 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #7442789544: Table Colton - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:01:27 ET - 2008/07/30
Seat 1: rlray216 ($25.85)
Seat 2: thehell28 ($13)
Seat 3: KiezPimp ($9.25)
Seat 4: dangan60 ($21.35)
Seat 5: The Hish 24 ($101.95)
Seat 6: juanrito50 ($35.35)
Seat 7: stevesew ($29.50)
Seat 8: Dearman2 ($46.40)
Seat 9: SoberIRL ($12.35)
The Hish 24 posts the small blind of $0.25
juanrito50 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Hish 24 [4h 4c]
stevesew calls $0.50
Dearman2 raises to $2
SoberIRL folds
rlray216 folds
thehell28 folds
KiezPimp folds
dangan60 calls $2
The Hish 24 calls $1.75
juanrito50 folds
stevesew calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [4s 4d Kc]
The Hish 24 checks
stevesew checks
Dearman2 bets $6
dangan60 folds
The Hish 24 calls $6
stevesew folds
*** TURN *** [4s 4d Kc] [9h]
The Hish 24 checks
Dearman2 bets $11
The Hish 24 calls $11
*** RIVER *** [4s 4d Kc 9h] [Kh]
The Hish 24 bets $20
Dearman2 calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Hish 24 shows [4h 4c] four of a kind, Fours
Dearman2 mucks
The Hish 24 wins the pot ($79.50) with four of a kind, Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $82.50 | Rake $3
Board: [4s 4d Kc 9h Kh]
Seat 1: rlray216 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: thehell28 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: KiezPimp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dangan60 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: The Hish 24 (small blind) showed [4h 4c] and won ($79.50) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: juanrito50 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: stevesew folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Dearman2 mucked [Ks Qs] - a full house, Kings full of Fours
Seat 9: SoberIRL didn't bet (folded)

7/30/2008 7:03:55 PM

I would have gone all-in fast as shit on that river. What'd you think he was calling you down with????

7/30/2008 7:58:23 PM

I think its a shove. No reason for any less. He obv has a king there and if he didn't then it is doubtful that he would even call $5 so I see no reason you shouldn't shove.

7/30/2008 8:21:18 PM

Playin again this weekend near southpoint mall...2-5 NL

7/30/2008 8:34:15 PM

I'm pretty drunk right now, but I KNEW this cocksucker had no K...

Well, maybe I didn't know because I didn't raise at the end...but I was pretty damned sure.

PokerStars Game #19238124166: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/07/31 - 00:31:56 (ET)
Table 'Neptune II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: TheEnf0rcer ($5.96 in chips)
Seat 2: hippienuggs ($3.23 in chips)
Seat 3: Scrumples ($2.67 in chips)
Seat 4: wnwnsldh ($2.28 in chips)
Seat 6: ThunderMurph ($8.82 in chips)
TheEnf0rcer: posts small blind $0.01
hippienuggs: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scrumples [Qd Qs]
Scrumples: raises $0.04 to $0.06
wnwnsldh: calls $0.06
ThunderMurph: folds
TheEnf0rcer: folds
hippienuggs: calls $0.04
*** FLOP *** [5c Kh Ts]
hippienuggs: bets $0.02
Scrumples: raises $0.13 to $0.15
wnwnsldh: calls $0.15
cracajack23 joins the table at seat #5
hippienuggs: folds
*** TURN *** [5c Kh Ts] [8c]
Scrumples: checks
wnwnsldh: bets $0.20
Scrumples: calls $0.20
*** RIVER *** [5c Kh Ts 8c] [3h]
Scrumples: checks
wnwnsldh: bets $0.26
Scrumples: calls $0.26
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wnwnsldh: shows [As 8h] (a pair of Eights)
Scrumples: shows [Qd Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Scrumples collected $1.38 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.43 | Rake $0.05
Board [5c Kh Ts 8c 3h]
Seat 1: TheEnf0rcer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: hippienuggs (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Scrumples showed [Qd Qs] and won ($1.38) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: wnwnsldh showed [As 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: ThunderMurph (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : k]

7/31/2008 12:35:03 AM

Wow. This was just awesome.

Stage #1040297029: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2008-07-31 06:27:52 (ET)
Table: COBRA AVE (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - JEFREAK ($23.70 in chips)
Seat 6 - SWIRLINGSHIP ($98.75 in chips)
Seat 7 - NCSUPOKER22 ($124.13 in chips)
Seat 8 - RAILBUG ($95.85 in chips)
Seat 9 - BRANTEZ_JOSH ($16.55 in chips)
Seat 1 - PKRKINGFISH ($141.50 in chips)
Seat 2 - STEVETHEDAWG ($20 in chips)
Seat 4 - BRAKER420 ($24.60 in chips)
SWIRLINGSHIP - Posts small blind $0.25
NCSUPOKER22 - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NCSUPOKER22 [9c Kc]
RAILBUG - Folds
BRANTEZ_JOSH - Calls $0.50
PKRKINGFISH - Calls $0.50
STEVETHEDAWG - Folds
BRAKER420 - Calls $0.50
JEFREAK - Raises $1 to $1
SWIRLINGSHIP - Folds
NCSUPOKER22 - Calls $0.50
BRANTEZ_JOSH - Calls $0.50
PKRKINGFISH - Calls $0.50
BRAKER420 - Calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6c 5c]
NCSUPOKER22 - Checks
BRANTEZ_JOSH - Checks
PKRKINGFISH - Checks
BRAKER420 - Checks
JEFREAK - Bets $2.62
NCSUPOKER22 - Calls $2.62
BRANTEZ_JOSH - Folds
PKRKINGFISH - Raises $15.73 to $15.73
BRAKER420 - Folds
JEFREAK - Folds
NCSUPOKER22 - Raises $28.84 to $31.46
PKRKINGFISH - All-In(Raise) $124.77 to $140.50
NCSUPOKER22 - All-In $91.67
PKRKINGFISH - returned ($17.37) : not called
*** TURN *** [Ac 6c 5c] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6c 5c Ks] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PKRKINGFISH - Shows [Qc 8c] (Flush, ace high)
NCSUPOKER22 - Shows [9c Kc] (Flush, ace high)
NCSUPOKER22 Collects $250.63 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($254.13) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Ac 6c 5c Ks 2d]
Seat 1: PKRKINGFISH HI:lost with Flush, ace high [Qc 8c - B:Ac,P:Qc,P:8c,B:6c,B:5c]
Seat 2: STEVETHEDAWG Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: BRAKER420 Folded on the FLOP
Seat 5: JEFREAK (dealer) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: SWIRLINGSHIP (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: NCSUPOKER22 (big blind) won Total ($250.63) All-In HI$250.63) with Flush, ace high [9c Kc - B:Ac,P:Kc,P:9c,B:6c,B:5c]
Seat 8: RAILBUG Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: BRANTEZ_JOSH Folded on the FLOP

7/31/2008 6:30:49 AM

standard

7/31/2008 10:12:47 AM

standard, yes, but not a bad size pot for the blinds

7/31/2008 10:18:43 AM

Yes, and far more entertaining than scrumples posts.

7/31/2008 10:23:09 AM

Yes. The size of the pot is the main reason I posted it. It might not be much to some of yall, but to me winning $250 on one hand is pretty good stuff.

7/31/2008 2:12:01 PM

I don't care what level you play on, shortstacking is the shit. Saves aaaaalll the drama of some douche calling a raise with K3 and flopping a miracle full house...

7/31/2008 8:09:08 PM

Found a niche 16 tabling 50nl full ring this month. Heres my July stats. I only played like 1-1.5hrs/day after work and still got in 30k hands. Makes me wonder if I should play full time...

7/31/2008 9:03:25 PM

$69.28/hour playing 50NL...hell yeh i'd rock that full time. Although i'd go insane after about a month.

[Edited on July 31, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/31/2008 9:27:13 PM

OH YEAH WELL I MADE 10 BUCKS TONIGHT PLAYING PENNY POKER

lol.

7/31/2008 9:29:33 PM

I'm thinking I was just running well and it may be hard to keep up 7bb/100, but we'll see after playing another 100k hands or so.

7/31/2008 9:39:17 PM