Damn...Just got an email about a Kate Spade shoe sale, and I get paid next week!

FAIL

6/3/2008 12:23:36 PM

Heard in PG County:

Chick: You know what they say, once you go black...
Black guy: You don't go back?
Chick: Naw, you never get your rent paid.

6/3/2008 12:27:04 PM

hahahaha that's wrong!

6/3/2008 12:32:04 PM

Quote :

"justin's a home-o!!"

hahah I knew it!

6/3/2008 12:32:36 PM

Quote :

"I would like to say it hurts me, but it don't"

and i have a special visitor tonight

6/3/2008 12:33:31 PM

Laziness has taken over.

6/3/2008 12:34:04 PM

Full.

Back to work soon.

6/3/2008 12:34:15 PM

and into the shower we go!

6/3/2008 12:41:29 PM

^^ at least you got to eat

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ^]

6/3/2008 12:43:25 PM

why can't i eat?


i just had a happy meal and i'm stuffed

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : my tummy is in knots ]

6/3/2008 12:44:01 PM

anxiety is a great weight loss pill

6/3/2008 12:49:03 PM

or weight gain pill in my case

6/3/2008 12:51:13 PM

maybe that's it...


i haven't had any drama in my life in a while...therefore i haven't been bitching and venting



and i've always said if i don't bitch i will explode...so maybe i'm about to explode

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/3/2008 12:53:09 PM

well come explode in the pool, then they can just wash you down the drain

less messy that way

6/3/2008 1:01:17 PM

Casey you are a slut.


Okay there's drama now bitch!


Feel better!

6/3/2008 1:01:38 PM

haha...it doesn't work if you make me laugh first

6/3/2008 1:03:16 PM

OMG please come and take this lady to the interview so she's not sitting in the lobby staring at me!!!

6/3/2008 1:04:13 PM

good music is good for the soul

6/3/2008 1:11:46 PM

My leg won't stop bouncing! I guess I'm anxious, but I have no clue what it's about!!!

Maybe I hafta pee

6/3/2008 1:17:08 PM

put some bologna on your face or somethin


hahaha

6/3/2008 1:18:25 PM

my brain feels completely blah
with underlying anxiety

6/3/2008 1:18:28 PM

Why are all the girls anxious today?!?!?

6/3/2008 1:19:06 PM

Perhaps women can detect earthquakes early, like cats.

6/3/2008 1:21:31 PM

dang...I guess I won't go to Karaoke friday night for my birthday...no one wants to go

6/3/2008 1:26:40 PM

i wish i still had my bitchy secretary thread


she's iller than shit lately

6/3/2008 1:28:10 PM

hahahah
I'm always anxious



[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : V lol does not compute]

6/3/2008 1:32:01 PM

my ex-roommate is always complaining about being stressed out, and not having enough time to do anything, or have enough money to pay all her bills, etc, etc...

but, for some reason she thought it would be a really good idea to get a puppy (she already has a dog)

sometimes, i just don't understand..

6/3/2008 1:32:16 PM

Quote :

"dang...I guess I won't go to Karaoke friday night for my birthday...no one wants to go"

girl you know i love karaoke

unfortunately i'm sure you're talkin' hickory...and if not the "in-laws" are coming this weekend anyway

6/3/2008 1:35:55 PM

damnit Steve....lunch was 2 hours ago

6/3/2008 2:01:29 PM

wtf happened in this thread while i was gone

6/3/2008 2:48:42 PM

I don't know, but I sure still have those songs going through my head.

6/3/2008 2:50:12 PM

..........

6/3/2008 2:50:32 PM

^^^it got less gay?

6/3/2008 2:51:30 PM

6/3/2008 2:52:13 PM

Quote :

"my ex-roommate is always complaining about being stressed out, and not having enough time to do anything, or have enough money to pay all her bills, etc, etc... but, for some reason she thought it would be a really good idea to get a puppy (she already has a dog) sometimes, i just don't understand.."

didnt her and that one dude get married? i always thought she was really cute

6/3/2008 2:52:42 PM

i will be hitting it rawr dawg

hoarz. lol

6/3/2008 2:57:29 PM

i've never had sex with a condom before

6/3/2008 2:58:14 PM

someone special

6/3/2008 2:59:10 PM

here comes the context threaad!

6/3/2008 2:59:12 PM

Quote :

"it got less gay?"

Nice

6/3/2008 3:02:09 PM

lube

6/3/2008 3:03:23 PM

flavored?

6/3/2008 3:05:07 PM

Quote :

"didnt her and that one dude get married? i always thought she was really cute"

you're thinking of the wrong roommate... they're smart/responsible enough to handle pets

6/3/2008 3:08:06 PM

oh i wasnt sure, since it was back in 2006...when u said the dog thing thats what made me think it was them...my b

6/3/2008 3:08:55 PM

WHEW! for a second there i thought i lost the grocery list

6/3/2008 3:16:30 PM

get some Natty Light for Gene and Merlot for Lynn

6/3/2008 3:17:49 PM

2 burgers with Lettuce and Tomato and Pickles
Fries
Coke

$9

6/3/2008 3:39:43 PM

niggas gotta eat

6/3/2008 3:41:52 PM

mmmm taquitos

6/3/2008 3:45:42 PM

6/3/2008 3:46:57 PM