man i feel like an old fuck... bout to go to bed, i can't keep my eyes open

6/6/2008 11:11:45 PM

SUPER HAPPY FUN RANITIDINE TIME!

6/6/2008 11:20:41 PM

it dont matter, none of this matters

6/6/2008 11:23:35 PM

July 4th weekend

6/6/2008 11:38:52 PM

I cannot believe that I am drinking again after telling my husband that I needed help. Then again, if I finish this bottle, it won't be here to tempt me.

6/6/2008 11:40:13 PM

hahaha if you realy needed help your ass would be laying in the floor of a jail cell with the light spinning over you

stop bheing a pussy

6/6/2008 11:41:13 PM

^haha. You need help too?

6/6/2008 11:42:08 PM

nah man i quit drinking out after the ER incidnet

now i chill

6/6/2008 11:42:57 PM

i really hope she doesn't notice.

6/6/2008 11:43:35 PM

ighave gotten shittay since but not like that

6/6/2008 11:43:51 PM

MUST

GET

OUT

6/6/2008 11:47:34 PM

sex

6/7/2008 12:12:49 AM

Sex is good. But my husband is playing WoW. He is not down with the sexor during WoW.

6/7/2008 12:17:16 AM

my man is on the shitter hahahahahahahaaha

i want round 3 already dammit

6/7/2008 12:17:49 AM

surprisingly, I don't want sex right now

6/7/2008 12:18:28 AM

Only if I had a couple more beers...

Actually it was a good thing that I left the bar when I did...

[Edited on June 7, 2008 at 12:19 AM. Reason : ...]

6/7/2008 12:19:34 AM

my eyes itch like crazy

6/7/2008 12:20:12 AM

Isn't it strange how you can really want to bone when you're intoxicated, but when you get down to the dirty deed, you just cannot get off.

6/7/2008 12:22:07 AM

dear god

I do NOT want to do this

6/7/2008 12:28:59 AM

then don't do it.
durrr.

6/7/2008 12:31:21 AM

not an option

6/7/2008 12:34:44 AM

Alcohol inhibits blood flow to the genitals, decreasing the quality of an erection and the ability for a woman to get wet.

6/7/2008 12:36:16 AM

Then why do people get really horn doggish when they drink.

Ok, I know. Inhibitions. But still. It seems like life's cruel joke.

6/7/2008 12:37:58 AM

christ

I hope I don't have to replace this

6/7/2008 12:57:46 AM

i fucking give up

picasa
my mirrors

broke


fuck it all.
I give up.

6/7/2008 1:03:22 AM

Yellowstone
The fact that I should be asleep
And that the other guy living here has missed a call and his phone won't stop beeping.

6/7/2008 2:28:33 AM

I wonder what I would do if I had a detachable penis.

6/7/2008 2:31:50 AM

i'm drunk. i think.

6/7/2008 3:26:51 AM

same...

6/7/2008 3:30:06 AM

my keyboard was just freaking out.

i was typing stuff and it was randomly appearing on either side of the cursor.

what the fuck is that.

6/7/2008 3:33:50 AM

so am I going, or not?

6/7/2008 7:10:20 AM

i don't really want to work at the stupid bar today....


but at least it's only for 5 hours

6/7/2008 8:26:34 AM

goddamn


sometimes people are so irresponsible

6/7/2008 10:06:36 AM

dog farts

6/7/2008 10:11:59 AM

Today is going to suck balls, 5 hours in this heat fuck me I better be in that dunk tank the whole fucking time.

6/7/2008 11:11:57 AM

new back door is looking good!

6/7/2008 11:26:51 AM

news 14 just had this on the screen:

"1,00 Kilowatt hours"

wat?

6/7/2008 11:37:11 AM

i need to get a picture of 'the pete shrug'

it is the greatest and most universal gesture known to mankind

6/7/2008 11:38:46 AM

6/7/2008 12:20:30 PM

yeah, so this girl that goes to UNC calls me last night, apparently her and her friends were in some crazy horny drunk mood and were having TROUBLE finding anybody to hook up. They said every party they went to was a bunch of queer looking dudes that were scared to even talk to them and/or it was almost all girls at every party

Why doesn't shit like this happen in Raleigh?? I'd have pulled so much ass then..



[Edited on June 7, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/7/2008 12:32:53 PM

why is it everytime i have sex with a new girl they end up bleeding all over the place

6/7/2008 12:34:56 PM

lol i've had that problem

the real funny part is half the time nobody notices until the next morning then its like WTF who murdered a small animal in here??

6/7/2008 12:37:04 PM

yeah, i didnt really realize how much there was until this morning

pulling out then beating out the money shot really made a mess and i've been cleaning out my fingernails all morning

walking home i was nervous and had my hand jammed in my pocket in case someone was curious

ahah

[Edited on June 7, 2008 at 12:43 PM. Reason : e]

6/7/2008 12:42:02 PM

AHAHAHAH

for some reason i always find someone saying "money shot" to be hilarious

6/7/2008 12:43:36 PM

that was a pretty good breakfast

6/7/2008 1:06:04 PM

well that was a sorta unexpected turn of events....


even though i'm not sure why it was unexpected

6/7/2008 1:58:50 PM

I WANT MY DOMAIN NAME

6/7/2008 1:59:18 PM

I bought my name about a year ago..


and facebook message i found this morning

Quote :

"First Last June 6 at 11:30pm Drink me answer phone or call men Sent via Facebook Mobile"

oops

6/7/2008 2:00:33 PM

Money shot.

6/7/2008 2:07:01 PM

2370

Guidos never stop being funny.

[Edited on June 7, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ]

6/7/2008 2:21:35 PM