dude fuck that...people with good metabolism automatically can eat whatever the fuck they want

6/11/2008 9:27:22 AM

nah i dont give a shit about the nutrition

it's just not satisfying

6/11/2008 9:27:55 AM

lol come on guy u got to be rich...pig out at the vending machine and buy a soda

6/11/2008 9:29:28 AM

that's kinda ironic

i did just go get a root beer

6/11/2008 9:30:18 AM

How is that ironic?

6/11/2008 9:30:44 AM

twix or peanut m&m's ftw...snickers is good too

6/11/2008 9:31:02 AM

OH LORD DAVID'S HERE

IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

6/11/2008 9:31:21 AM

That's not very ironic either.

6/11/2008 9:31:52 AM

you know what's ironic?


YOUR FACE

6/11/2008 9:33:38 AM

Psh. Whatever you say Frodo.

6/11/2008 9:34:27 AM

while you two make out i'm gonna look for skwinkle

6/11/2008 9:36:36 AM

ever read someone's code and come to the conclusion that they just make simple things retardedly complex b/c they have nothing better to do

6/11/2008 9:52:36 AM

Who's making out? That's hot.

6/11/2008 9:57:43 AM

Job security?

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 9:58 AM. Reason : ^^]

6/11/2008 9:57:56 AM

last night

6/11/2008 10:00:19 AM

Quote :

"it's more than I've ever made before."

Wow. That's pretty sad. Do you have no skills whatsoever?

6/11/2008 10:01:39 AM

^^^ well let's say that that didnt work out as too good of a plan

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason : e]

6/11/2008 10:03:15 AM

Awwww shooooo

Haaaaaaaaaaay Dawad

6/11/2008 10:07:50 AM

shoooo?

6/11/2008 10:09:44 AM

I got it from this video...I say it all the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

6/11/2008 10:11:22 AM

OOM errors are no fun

6/11/2008 10:16:19 AM

nice.

6/11/2008 10:17:03 AM

what's OOM?

6/11/2008 10:20:17 AM

Out of memory

6/11/2008 10:21:45 AM

Out of mammary errors

6/11/2008 10:22:07 AM

thanks

^no! I'm not out of mammary at all!

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ehe]

6/11/2008 10:22:19 AM

Last night, on the phone, I took a woman, step by step, through the process of finding her G-spot, like I was vagina tech support.

Man, if we couldn't find it, I could have said it was a "hardware issue" and that would have been hilarious.

/Random

6/11/2008 11:09:39 AM

barbeque pork, hush puppies, cole slaw, corn on teh cob, potato salad...

6/11/2008 11:11:18 AM

How did you afford all that food?

6/11/2008 11:12:51 AM

^lol you're such an ass

But you made me laff....so it's ok!

6/11/2008 11:13:39 AM

and i was like, whatever

6/11/2008 11:15:40 AM

whateva whateva I do what I want

^Oh and last night Gin n Juice came on, and I had no one to sing each line with

[Edited on June 11, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]

6/11/2008 11:16:38 AM

ahaha

yeah that was a pretty funny few minutes of posting history

6/11/2008 11:18:24 AM

That's it, time to clean out my portal.

6/11/2008 11:25:31 AM

^^Yea I was singing the first line and then I paused, but no one was there to bring in the second line...lol

hmmm portal made me think "ass"

I should probably ramble in my own thread...I don't feel like scrolling down though!

6/11/2008 11:27:28 AM

perv

6/11/2008 11:30:10 AM

I really need a nap right now


and I shouldve included Pilgrimshoes name in the "Rambling thread"

6/11/2008 11:30:38 AM

6/11/2008 11:33:17 AM

Why the fuck does my body wake me up at 8am (for no apparent reason/no plans today). Then, once I finally convince myself to shower and get moving, it goes into zombie mode? I shouldn't need a nap at 11am! >.<

6/11/2008 11:33:21 AM

You guys ever see Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation?

6/11/2008 11:36:27 AM

i dont listen to fat people

6/11/2008 11:37:09 AM

No I haven't seen that comedy special, but I'm familiar with the guy.

6/11/2008 11:37:13 AM

^^ Yeah, but then you can laugh at him instead of with him.

6/11/2008 11:37:57 AM

So what about the comedy special?

6/11/2008 11:39:04 AM

hahaha Thunderbird

Quote :

""What's the word Thunderbird How's it sold? Good and cold What's the jive? Bird's alive What's the price? Thirty twice.""

6/11/2008 11:41:26 AM

Quote :

"So what about the comedy special?"

?

6/11/2008 11:42:19 AM

I thought you were gonna tell us something interesting or funny about it.

6/11/2008 11:45:56 AM

Good work, David. Leave everyone hanging.

6/11/2008 11:49:25 AM

aaaaaand we back

but time for lunch

6/11/2008 11:49:34 AM

Well, you were mistaken.

6/11/2008 11:53:53 AM