^'s to vix: you need to get yourself a nice well off boyfriend to take your ass out to eat a lot

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 4:35 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/16/2008 4:35:20 PM

^laff laff laff

I mean really!

6/16/2008 4:37:27 PM

my contact is driving me CRAZY!!!! rawr!

6/16/2008 5:08:13 PM

i am so hucking fungry

6/16/2008 5:09:06 PM

Zaxby's?

6/16/2008 5:14:00 PM

yeah

my job satisfaction is tanking

I can't trust my bosses to correctly handle shit that they won't let me do
nor can I trust them to do it in the best manner possible

6/16/2008 5:30:41 PM

Quote :

"^'s to vix: you need to get yourself a nice well off boyfriend to take your ass out to eat a lot "

initially i read this as "a nice well off boyfriend to eat your ass a lot"

6/16/2008 5:31:38 PM

^^^ ftw!

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 5:31:53 PM

almost thought about hitting up zaxbys today

6/16/2008 5:33:58 PM

LMFAO!

I just had a code red case of motherfucking exploding sandwich meat in my fridge. At some point, the cheap ass bag of lowe's foods sandwich meat I bought (and I'm talking about the one I had opened here) built pressure up inside the bag due to bacterial action and exploded in the bottom of the fridge and leaked meat juice and meat bits (as there were little bits of ham scattered around the bottom of my fridge) everywhere and caused a lot of things to just get thrown away. In addition, the bag of lowe's meat that I had not yet opened was also expanding due to bacterial action and was puffed out like a fucking balloon (and was not that way when it was purchased).

To top it off I had a trash bag full of rotting food to take out. This place doesn't smell real good right now...

6/16/2008 5:56:05 PM

LEAKING

MEAT

BITS

6/16/2008 6:00:46 PM

i do some dumb things. she is amazing

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 6:15 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 6:09:46 PM

oh lord

6/16/2008 6:11:57 PM

Couple more months, hang in there kiddo

6/16/2008 7:29:30 PM

i think i'm not dying anymore!

6/16/2008 7:29:31 PM

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy rules

6/16/2008 7:30:12 PM

my entire body hurts and I didn't do anything fun to deserve it

paaaiiinnnn

6/16/2008 7:51:29 PM

^^never saw the big deal about that...some of the people on here make it like its the best book ever

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 8:02 PM. Reason : and if you meant the movie...well i saw like 20 minutes...its a 1/10]

6/16/2008 8:02:22 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=529489

6/16/2008 8:03:00 PM

you all have been fucking up for years


suddenly, tomorrow
you're going to find that business has PLUMMETED

6/16/2008 8:56:50 PM

Yay! I got my new Sister Hazel cd in the mail today. Before the Amplifiers. Awesome.

6/16/2008 9:21:15 PM

holyyyyyyyyyy shit i'm TIRED

6/16/2008 9:32:22 PM

somewhere between and

6/16/2008 9:42:11 PM

espn.com just made me lol:

Quote :

"Yankees' Wang shelved"

haha

6/16/2008 9:43:58 PM

If a reflecting DOM attribute is a floating point number type (float) and the content attribute is defined to contain a time offset, then, on getting, the content attribute must be parsed according to the rules for parsing time offsets, and if that is successful, the resulting value, in seconds, must be returned. If that fails, or if the attribute is absent, the default value must be returned, or the not-a-number value (NaN) if there is no default value. On setting, the given value, interpreted as a time offset in seconds, must be converted to a string using the time offset serialization rules, and that string must be used as the new content attribute value.

If a reflecting DOM attribute is a floating point number type (float) and it doesn't fall into one of the earlier categories, then, on getting, the content attribute must be parsed according to the rules for parsing floating point number values, and if that is successful, the resulting value must be returned. If, on the other hand, it fails, or if the attribute is absent, the default value must be returned instead, or 0.0 if there is no default value. On setting, the given value must be converted to the shortest possible string representing the number as a valid floating point number in base ten and then that string must be used as the new content attribute value.

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6/16/2008 9:45:46 PM

ill be your DOM, boo

6/16/2008 9:48:27 PM

I don't know why I torture myself... I put in this cd and the songs on it made me think of old times, so I searched my computer for his name and what did it bring up? A quote from his profile ("I love you. The hardest part of moving forward is not looking back. What the heart once owned and had- it shall never lose") and a power point I made for him for Valentines day once. I don't even know how long ago that was. 04? Wow- the memories.

Thought about sending it to him, but there's no sense in that. Time for the hardest part of moving forward.




I really do like this cd though.

6/16/2008 9:50:45 PM

you're an idiot

6/16/2008 9:51:36 PM

Man i am a fucking idiot....

6/16/2008 9:52:00 PM

you too are an idiot

6/16/2008 9:52:28 PM

your face is an idiot

6/16/2008 9:52:44 PM

TOTALLY

6/16/2008 9:53:02 PM

you're all idiots

6/16/2008 9:54:07 PM

The first dumb thing I fell for on tww was the "You are an idiot" link that made all the boxes pop up and shut down my computer. haha Just what that made me think of.

6/16/2008 9:56:07 PM

6/16/2008 10:09:41 PM

Quote :

"her (10:09:18 PM) : when was the last time you actually had sex with a girl sober"

6/16/2008 10:10:24 PM

trying to sleep without ambien sucks.


I had a lot of fun tubing today. Only 2 snakes!

6/16/2008 10:12:11 PM

i fucking love this girl's shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ-X5ODknGU&feature=related

(ibt Out of Context quote)

6/16/2008 10:17:08 PM

Quote :

"you need to get yourself a nice well off boyfriend to take your ass out to eat a lot "

Having one cook for you is better

6/16/2008 10:31:42 PM

Haha, a couple goes out for 5 years. They originally don't want kids, but 3.5 years in the woman decides she does want kids. Then at the 5 year mark, the guy decides he would like kids after all, but the woman says, "No i don't believe you so we're through."

Funny or sad?

6/16/2008 11:45:55 PM

^ Sad but true?

6/16/2008 11:46:23 PM

^^^i would think you get a ton of free papa johns

6/16/2008 11:47:19 PM

^^Sadly it is true

6/16/2008 11:48:39 PM

can I go to bed yet?

6/16/2008 11:49:39 PM

trying to gain perspective

6/17/2008 12:11:43 AM

6/17/2008 12:13:48 AM

i think i needed to get some of that out of my head and off my chest

6/17/2008 12:40:05 AM

My stomach has finally decided to play nice.

6/17/2008 12:46:42 AM

w00t!!!!!

6/17/2008 12:51:05 AM

all my hot girl friends from 10 years ago look terrible.

6/17/2008 12:52:09 AM