oh lord...what kinda dog you got and is it male or female?

6/27/2008 2:38:59 PM

i really shouldn't keep my old emails...

i just ran across one from january while looking for one that i need for work....i reread it and must admit, it sorta hurt a little...


why can't i ever just stop thinking?

6/30/2008 10:56:00 AM

get any this weekend?

6/30/2008 10:56:58 AM

nope

6/30/2008 10:57:24 AM

nah...off the market...

back on starting Wednesday Check with me after the weekend! haha

6/30/2008 10:57:47 AM

i did, twice

6/30/2008 10:58:01 AM

LUCKY!

do tell

6/30/2008 10:58:32 AM

6/30/2008 10:58:54 AM

i will just say that she is 5'0" and 98 lbs.

6/30/2008 10:59:20 AM

i was off the market as well....not that it would have mattered either way....


this one dude did start making out with me in the street though...i was like "whoa buddy...thanks for walking me home....but wtf are you doing?"

so i guess he could have been a possibility

6/30/2008 10:59:58 AM

sorry about that i didn't think you'd notice.

6/30/2008 11:02:06 AM

oh Casey

Wondering if I will ruin things if I hop in the bed this weekend lol. I need it, he needs, but it's not good if you want more huh?

6/30/2008 11:03:33 AM

^ that's the only problem with mine, she wants more and i don't

6/30/2008 11:04:16 AM

Eric...will you marry me?

Serial though...it fucks shit up when you jump in too quick. I really shouldn't worry since dude will only be around for 2 weeks. I might just bang him and let me leave

6/30/2008 11:05:09 AM

i know it is going to blow up in my face. I mean, I have told her over and over that i don't want a relationship. i even told her that if the sex is going to ruin our friendship, then we can just stop. she said she is fine with just being friends with benefits, but I am sure that is going to change. it won't end well

6/30/2008 11:09:17 AM

Oh yea...that won't end well at all.

She's gonna keep banging you in hopes that you end up liking her and change your mind. Good luck

6/30/2008 11:15:25 AM

hhhaha, i must know at least 3 other guys in ^ relationship

6/30/2008 11:16:22 AM

thats the kind of relationship i want i'm pretty sure

6/30/2008 11:42:03 AM

Quote :

"oh lord...what kinda dog you got and is it male or female?"

My dog is a girl. She's a 1 year old American Bulldog. Crazy, but super sweet and super cute





Look at that face

6/30/2008 11:59:07 AM

Quote :

"i know it is going to blow up in my face. I mean, I have told her over and over that i don't want a relationship. i even told her that if the sex is going to ruin our friendship, then we can just stop. she said she is fine with just being friends with benefits, but I am sure that is going to change. it won't end well"

sex should never fuck up a friendship....it is what it is...if two people can't have consensual sex without a major problem arising then they aren't mature enough to be doing it anyway...

what fucks up the friendship is that feelings have already been established...and in 99.8% of situations one is physically attracted to the other while one has deeper feelings...and it usually ends up being the dude wants to do the girl (which is usually why he's friends with her) and the girl has the deeper feelings....that's not always the case...but it usually is...

so of course...the one with the feelings will do whatever the other one wants hoping that the physical part will eventually lead to the emotional part...and no relationship should ever be based on sex...

once again...if you can't be in a relationship without sex being the driving factor behind it then you're not mature enough to be in a real, genuine, adult relationship...or at least not that one....or you don't really give a shit about the other person anyway...

whatever...i'm thinking and rambling again

6/30/2008 12:19:55 PM

you said nothing about your BFF Trixie

6/30/2008 12:27:27 PM

me and trixie are going to have to talk

6/30/2008 12:53:39 PM

She said she was sorry! Over and over again

6/30/2008 12:59:11 PM

awww, your dog gets the pink nose like mine does.

6/30/2008 1:13:30 PM

and she doesn't have to have sex with me to be my friend. in fact, that is what i told her. but if she wants to sling me the puss, it's not like i am going to turn it down

6/30/2008 1:15:13 PM

don't you just lover her...she's so cute (my dog...not your ho)

Suggest something for lunch...or I will just get my usual sammich from HT

6/30/2008 1:19:29 PM

^^i wasn't saying that...

i was just addressing the whole "it's not going to end well" thing


because girls are stupid

6/30/2008 1:21:00 PM

i guess I will just ride it out (pun intended) until the shit hits the fan

6/30/2008 1:23:27 PM

i just broke my freaking sunglasses damnit!

6/30/2008 2:10:46 PM

i need to pluck my eyebrows

6/30/2008 2:50:45 PM

i need to shave my bizzawls. they're getting kinda stubbly

6/30/2008 2:55:30 PM

same here...been like 5 weeks since i manscaped

6/30/2008 2:55:53 PM

I did all that yesterday....but I need to do the eyebrows!

6/30/2008 2:56:35 PM

i gotta stay on top of that shit now that it looks like i have a steady fuck buddy

6/30/2008 2:57:10 PM

i was doing my usual the other day....but i used a new razor and cut myself....


i discovered about a 3 inch long cut in a very strategic place this morning

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : i'm a big fan of the really smooth...really soft nether regions ]

6/30/2008 2:57:33 PM

i'm thinking the hot black girl in my office is wanting some...shes all the time showing her cleavage

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : thats relevant cause of djeternal talking about his fuckbuddy and divababy is blk]

6/30/2008 2:58:13 PM

My cleavage shows but that doesn't mean I want you

Yes smooth nether regions are good....especially for my favorite technique that Eric described last week lol

6/30/2008 2:59:48 PM

j/k

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : nvm dont wanna be mean ]

6/30/2008 3:00:33 PM

i want to steal divababy's dog

and i too need to pluck my eyebrows.

6/30/2008 3:01:07 PM

Oh damnit Josh...what did you say????

6/30/2008 3:01:27 PM

was just comparing the various negro broads in my life

6/30/2008 3:02:13 PM

haha no offense but i love killing this shit

6/30/2008 5:17:14 PM

the puppy likes her new toy....SO F YOU GREEN MONKEY!!!


also...I have a really long list of things to do around my house...I think I may list them here and mark them off as I get them finished...

TO DO
- Wash, dry, fold all clothes
- Put all boxes in the attic
- Clean house
- Wash all blankets
- Replace 60 watt round light bulb
- Weed the yard
- Put up bathroom cabinet
- Wash all new towels
- Wash sheers and curtains
- Wash new sheets
- Wash bed spread
- Soak blinds
- Put up all stuff in the office
- Throw away all random stuff laying around
- Dust everything
- Clean all glass
- Change outdoor light bulb
- Dust lamp shades
- Wash couch cushions
- Rearrange shoes
- Put all random stuff to keep in attic
- Get carpet steamer and clean carpets
- Unpack/put up bags

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 7:38 PM. Reason : asdfa]

6/30/2008 7:37:58 PM

Soak blinds?

6/30/2008 7:44:39 PM

yes...the blinds on my windows are dusty...

it's easiest just to soak them in the tub to get them clean

6/30/2008 7:45:41 PM

WTF kind of crazy ass blinds do you have?

6/30/2008 10:48:31 PM

Quote :

"HEAD ON DESK"

6/30/2008 10:49:24 PM

I could ramble for days...damn vacation from Tdub has cost me "name threads"

6/30/2008 10:50:22 PM

hay girls

6/30/2008 10:53:20 PM

Quote :

"WTF kind of crazy ass blinds do you have?"

old ass ones


do your blinds not get dusty like everything else?

i, sure as hell, am not hand dusting all 12 or 15 sets

[Edited on July 1, 2008 at 6:25 AM. Reason : ^]

7/1/2008 6:25:00 AM