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I confess I failed at setting up page 24

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11/11/2009 10:56:39 PM

YAY!

24 pages in less than 24 hours!

11/11/2009 10:57:08 PM

please to confess to me

11/11/2009 10:57:14 PM

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"Last week one of my friends called Seinfeld crap just to get a reaction out of me. I took it personally, like my opinion of him dropped significantly. (He does actually hate the show) I was a little surprised by how strong my reaction was to such a silly thing."

11/11/2009 10:57:43 PM

confess your sins to father_joe

11/11/2009 10:58:57 PM

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"I really wish you didn't dislike me so much, i've changed "

11/11/2009 10:59:15 PM

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"I have fantasized about having sex with 5 different TWWers. "

This one makes me especially sad because its a deep fear of mine

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"I ended a relationship because my SO couldn't have children... this was I person I thought about marrying... the only person I've ever considered for that so far."

11/11/2009 11:01:00 PM

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"i fingered a girl at a church lock-in"

11/11/2009 11:02:01 PM

^^oh man, that 2nd one makes me cry.

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11/11/2009 11:02:04 PM

^^ lol

11/11/2009 11:03:04 PM

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"I really want to have multiples when I have kids, so much so that I almost wish that I have trouble getting knocked up so that I will have to go to a doctor for fertility treatment."

11/11/2009 11:03:52 PM

I want a secret!

11/11/2009 11:05:02 PM

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"Just had an awesome group date w/a fun guy. Was a good girl. No hookup. No kissing. But I know he's going to call me soon for tennis. So now I can finally get that appointment for the Brazilian Wax. He's going to go nuts. Literally."

11/11/2009 11:05:25 PM

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"sometimes when I have to go to the doctor cause I have some symptoms I find myself hoping that it's something bad so that I will have to be in the hospital and see who really cares about me and comes and visits me. It's really sad that I think like that too."

11/11/2009 11:05:54 PM

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"I wish my boyfriend would try and make me feel special, just once. "

Aww

11/11/2009 11:05:57 PM

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"i fingered a girl at a church lock-in"

haha i know who that is!

11/11/2009 11:06:26 PM

^^^ yea i think like that too sometimes

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11/11/2009 11:06:30 PM

^ me too

11/11/2009 11:07:08 PM

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"I wish my life were a tad bit more interesting, so I could have more meaningful or insightful confessions to contribute. "

11/11/2009 11:07:27 PM

moar to confess please

11/11/2009 11:07:29 PM

I want a secret, too!

11/11/2009 11:09:48 PM

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"I really didn't think people cared about me too much until I ended up in the hospital, and they actually showed up. I wish I had always had more faith in my friends/loved ones."

11/11/2009 11:10:17 PM

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"when i was a kid I thought I really was something special. i had this inflated sense of self worth. like most people here, i was smarter than most of my peers as a kid. i took advanced level shit when i was in kindergarden. i thought i couldn't do wrong and couldn't die. i once thought i was going to be a nba player. that, of course, i was not born equipped for. if there is a god, i now know i am not him. "

11/11/2009 11:11:09 PM

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"After I shaved my cock n' balls the first time, I was hooked. I've been shaving them ever since. Soon after, I started trim my chest hair every couple of weeks. Then I moved on to my butt hair. I've actually thought about getting my crack, dick, balls, and inner thighs waxed. I love the smooth feeling but the thought of the pain keeps me from going through with it. "

11/11/2009 11:11:43 PM

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"sometimes being the tallest midget is better than being the shortest."

11/11/2009 11:13:18 PM

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"I molested my little brother when I was 14"

11/11/2009 11:13:34 PM

here we go

11/11/2009 11:14:04 PM

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"i once got hot sauce on my balls, that shit burned like living hell "

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"Your rack is motorboat-worthy. I wam jealous! and appreciative "

11/11/2009 11:14:06 PM

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"zorthage really creeps me out "

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"I regularly fantasize about my boyfriend fucking his ex while we're having sex. I'm a bit obsessed with their past relationship and want to have a three way, even though I find her to be a reprehensible human being. He hates her, but I have this weird obsession."

11/11/2009 11:14:31 PM

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11/11/2009 11:14:36 PM

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"I am not racist at all, but I would never date someone outside of my own race. "

11/11/2009 11:15:03 PM

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"This thread made me horny so I went and had shower sex."

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11/11/2009 11:15:46 PM

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"zorthage really creeps me out "

11/11/2009 11:15:55 PM

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"When I was 18, I had sex with two 14 year olds and one 13 year old. I still think about them when I jerk off."

11/11/2009 11:16:51 PM

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"My cousin is a famous architect who was recently described as the “savior of American architecture” by Esquire magazine. I've only remember meeting him twice. I wish I could get to spend more time with him."

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"zorthage really creeps me out "

11/11/2009 11:16:59 PM

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"11/11/2009 11:11:43 PM"

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"This thread made me horny so I went and had shower sex. 11/11/2009 11:15:46 PM"

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11/11/2009 11:17:05 PM

i'm thinking someone confessed that to her and she forgot to put quotes around it

11/11/2009 11:17:37 PM

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"zorthage really creeps me out"

11/11/2009 11:17:43 PM

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"I have been having an affair with a coworker, who I'll call April, for nearly 6 months now. We've been working together for 2 years, and at the beginning of this year I started to notice how attracted I was to her. We started flirting at work all the time, and we would wait for each other when we got off of work to smoke a couple cigarettes together before we went home. I justified this innocent flirting because my wife was depressed and never wanted to have sex. I was quite miserable at home, and honestly, I was just having a little fun. Sometime in February, my wife was out of town for a weekend and I had a small house party. April came and we both got really drunk and ended up making out in the kitchen. She was crouched down in front of the open refridgerator and asked me where another drink was, because she couldn't find it. When I leaned over to grab it for her, our eyes met and we kissed. She stayed until everyone else had left and we had sex in my bed that night. It was the most amazing sex I've ever had, and since then we cannot seem to get enough of each other; it's like a drug. We're always looking for ways to escape together and have sex. We've done it in my bed, on the floor of my old bedroom when we were moving out, on my couch, in my parents swimming pool and on their guest bed, on our boss's couch, and in my car while parked in her parents' driveway. Every time we would go out with our coworkers, April and I would find some way to leave and meet up later. It reached the point where I would go out every night just to get a chance to see her. We would drive all over the city, just smoking cigarettes and talking. The more time we spent together, the more I knew that I was falling in love with her. I hadn't felt any affection towards my wife in quite some time, and my wife didn't seem to miss me much at all, never questioning why I was going out to the bars every night of the week. I'm currently in the process of getting a divorce, but not because I'm having an affair. No one knows about April and I, and for 6 months I haven't been able to tell a soul about this. We're already planning our future together, we just have wait for the paperwork to get done so I can finalize my divorce. Once it's finished, we're going to keep our relationship a secret for 2 more months before we pretend to start dating. I've never met a woman as cunning or as smart as April, and sometimes we scare ourselves with how good we both are at living this lie. It's been a giant game that has consumed both of our lives for the majority of this year, and I cannot wait to be with April openly."

11/11/2009 11:18:11 PM

^^^ yup

im getting more than i can keep up with but its fun

another:

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"i am spending a long time in college and now all the time is catching up with me and feels like i have been around too long and part of me is ready to graduate and move on but there is still a part that wants to hang around and meet all the nice college girls. "

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11/11/2009 11:18:40 PM

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"this thread has completely consumed my day and it's pathetic"

11/11/2009 11:18:50 PM

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"every time i use the clippers to trim up the 'ole bush i end up getting really excited looking at myself in the mirror harder boner than just about any other time and every time i beat off while watching myself beat off in the vanity mirror perhaps i've discovered why's it's called a vanity mirror "

11/11/2009 11:19:03 PM

I don't think zorthage is creepy, so there

11/11/2009 11:19:24 PM

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"I lost my virginity to my older sister. She's not my half-sister or anything, but my full-blooded sister. We were both homeschooled through high-school and have lived quite isolated lives. Our mom and step-dad were very religious and censored everything that came into our house (I couldn't even look the sears catalog without the women's clothing section being torn out). So, being young and horny and having no other outlet, it seemed almost natural that we'd look to each other for sex. It also didn't help that we had rooms next to each other on a separate floor from our parents and on the other end of the house. Anyway, the first time, I was 14 and she came into my room and said she wanted to "try something," saying that it was a gift for me. Then she gave me an ackward blow job and when I blew my load I ran off thinking something was terribly wrong. After that, she let me be and talked me into further experimentation. We ended up screwing every day, without fail, and I could convince her to blow me even if she initially refused. It was like asking her to share candy or something--"Please, come on please, come on.... come on... please? I'll be fast. Please?" "Oh all right." Meanwhile, Mom thought I was taking a shower while my sister was doing her hair. We had one bathroom, so pooping or brushing your teeth while someone was showering wasn't abnormal. I remember our step-dad sometimes commenting that I "shower too much." I thank god that she had the smarts to use condoms, which she stole from our Mom and, rarely, bought them while we were in town. Still, because of the rarity of condoms, we actually re-used them. But I didn't mind it when we'd run out, because instead of no sex, we'd do anal and oral. Yeah, she was THAT paranoid about pregnancy--and thank god for that. While we both had alternating fits of guilt, and I sometimes had terrible nightmares about going to hell or being left behind in "the rapture," we continued this until I was 17. A few years ago, my sister tried to blow me again (I was 21), but she was drunk and horny so I refused. But, god, that was hard to refuse, because she really is quite hot and the best sex I've ever had."

11/11/2009 11:19:51 PM

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"zorthage really creeps me out "

11/11/2009 11:20:43 PM

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"I once licked hot sauce off balls and it burnt the shit out of my tongue. "

11/11/2009 11:20:44 PM

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"Sometimes I wish I was seriously ill and hospitalized to see who would care enough to visit me "

11/11/2009 11:20:57 PM

nvm

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11/11/2009 11:21:12 PM

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"Since I was a teenager, I've been stimulating my ass for sexual pleasure. First with my fingers, then with foreign objects. I have fucked myself using various suitably shaped bottles from the bathroom. I have also held the handle of an electric toothbrush to my anus and been stimulated without penetration that way. I once achieved orgasm with a miniature shampoo bottle from a hotel room inserted wholly into my rectum. In addition to this, I've stimulated my penis orally. Despite not being flexible enough to achieve suction, I have on some occasions brought myself to orgasm using stimulation from my tongue, and subsequently swallowed the ejaculate."

11/11/2009 11:21:43 PM

God dammit, God.

11/11/2009 11:22:42 PM