Yeah, that's no fun. I picked up what I thought was a dead spider and dumped him in the toilet to flush him off into never never land. Then he woke up and started crawling around inside the toilet (or tried to). Thing was like two inches across. I was glad he didn't wake up while I was carrying him (he fell out of my clothes when I was doing the laundry at my old apt, which had more spiders than my current one).

I'm less scared of spiders or snakes or bugs or anything like that at this point in my life and am more concerned about people. That's the only thing to really need to be concerned about in life (unless you live somewhere where crocodiles will walk into your house or something).

6/23/2008 12:31:58 AM

to add to the list, I don't like those huge centipedes and I don't like praying mantises (although I find them fascinating, they make my hands sweat when I see one).
the orchid mantis is particularly neat


Yeah you gotta watch out for people, those be the crazy ones

6/23/2008 12:36:25 AM

Yeah, a good set of combat boots will take care of most of the things you're posting.

People, on the other hand, require more delicate treatment. Like karate, or a 9mm.

6/23/2008 12:37:38 AM

hahah indeed!

6/23/2008 12:48:27 AM

I'd break in a town's worth of houses
And rob whole families blind
I’d do it to you like you'd do it to me
If you knew you would get away fine

I’d drown all these crying babies
If I knew that their mothers wouldn’t cry
I’d hold them down and I’d squeeze real soft
And let a piece of myself die

It’s hard to be the better man
When you forget you’re trying
It’s hard to be the better man

I’d arrest you if I had handcuffs
I’d arrest you if I had the time
I’d wait for you outside the courtroom
and taunt you when all your appeals were declined

I’d drive my car off of a bridge
If I knew that you weren’t inside
With the pedal to the floor, who could ask for a more
fantastic way to kill some time

6/23/2008 12:59:18 AM

I booked a McDonald's radio spot! I record on Wed. I play "guy #2" and "announcer." That means I get to say that "Ba da ba ba ba" thing.

6/23/2008 1:03:01 AM

^ Congrats, I suppose!

Is this one of their ethnically charged commercials or one of the more generic ones about breakfast sandwiches and french fry debauchery?

6/23/2008 1:32:00 AM

ReceiveDeath and jwdeesnuts MVP attempt exposed??
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6/23/2008 1:46:10 AM

you people are boring. guess i'm off to bed then.

6/23/2008 4:02:51 AM

^^^ It's one about chocolate dipped ice cream cones.

Oh, and thanks I suppose!

6/23/2008 4:03:54 AM

I want to go pick up some bruegger's for us. then again, he may not show up- so should I really bother yet?

6/23/2008 6:41:09 AM

andrew dice clay is a special guest on lex and terry this morning

man, I'm glad I decided to come into work today

6/23/2008 9:01:04 AM

It feels good to do nice things for people

6/23/2008 9:16:56 AM

bj?

6/23/2008 9:31:02 AM

I wish.

6/23/2008 9:31:14 AM

patience is a virtue

6/23/2008 9:32:02 AM

^that i do not possess

6/23/2008 9:35:31 AM

You left on the dryer.

6/23/2008 9:35:34 AM

There was wet stuff in it. I thought it would be silly to turn it off.

6/23/2008 9:36:20 AM

Not so silly when the house burns down.

6/23/2008 9:39:32 AM

That's why you have insurance.

[Edited on June 23, 2008 at 9:41 AM. Reason : Did you turn it off?]

6/23/2008 9:41:40 AM

Yes

6/23/2008 9:42:48 AM

Please turn it back on when you get home. Moldy sheets are no fun.

6/23/2008 9:45:14 AM

Quote :

"Not so silly when the house burns down."

how many times has it burned your house down when you were there?

yea thats what i thought

6/23/2008 9:47:57 AM

3

6/23/2008 9:51:21 AM

i could really go for a nap right now.

6/23/2008 9:52:00 AM

6/23/2008 9:52:09 AM

haha yeah unless yall have a gas heated dryer and are too retarded to empty the lint thing your shit isn't going to burn down.

6/23/2008 9:52:39 AM

See David? No rebuttal?

6/23/2008 9:55:59 AM

I don't know. Did you empty the lint thing?

6/23/2008 9:58:09 AM

Yes I emptied the lint thing. I know how to use a dryer.

6/23/2008 9:58:37 AM

jesus christ this thread went from a blg bitchfest to the lamest domestic tv show ever made

6/23/2008 10:14:33 AM

Not all of us lead super exciting lives like you

6/23/2008 10:15:15 AM

you two sound like you're 50 already

6/23/2008 10:15:45 AM

I've been 50 since I was 8.

6/23/2008 10:16:45 AM

what

do you have progeria

6/23/2008 10:18:21 AM

I didn't mean literally.

6/23/2008 10:19:03 AM

me neither

you'd prolly be dead by now

6/23/2008 10:19:50 AM

That would suck.

6/23/2008 10:21:50 AM

my uterus hurts..

6/23/2008 10:24:29 AM

on a side note

im pretty sure i saw some pr0n with a progeria-esque person yesterday

6/23/2008 10:25:14 AM

... hot?

6/23/2008 10:25:43 AM

sorta

it was more o_O

6/23/2008 10:26:28 AM

Now I feel old and boring.

6/23/2008 10:29:42 AM

6/23/2008 10:30:26 AM

you hittin that?

6/23/2008 10:33:07 AM

Damn straight.

6/23/2008 10:34:10 AM

money just keeps rolling in!

6/23/2008 10:38:10 AM

fucking A, I think I might have to see a doctor about my back

6/23/2008 10:41:29 AM

turn that upside down

you'll get yummy drugs

6/23/2008 10:42:07 AM