I'm like Mr. Gregarious on the phone

and like Mr. Biggest Asshole of All Time in person

7/28/2009 10:43:57 AM

Quote :

"why is there a "w" in the word "two"? you don't pronounce it like twoozles."

Obviously, the pronunciation is '2-zles'

7/28/2009 10:48:07 AM

k, so now for paperwork and old voicemails

I still gotta find one of those coupons, get that rebate, go to the store, and get at least one of these cars detailed

...and put away laundry.

7/28/2009 10:49:50 AM

To whiten teeth or not whiten teeth, that is the question!

7/28/2009 11:10:48 AM

A GIRL

7/28/2009 11:11:49 AM

miss K, this day is dragging...

7/28/2009 11:14:33 AM

ATTN: BCBSNC

"Preceding" means "before", not "after".

That is all kkthx

7/28/2009 11:19:15 AM

im actually doing work today amazingggggggg

7/28/2009 11:49:38 AM

zomg. productive pickle.

7/28/2009 12:00:06 PM

nom nom nom

7/28/2009 12:00:22 PM

^^ yea it doesnt happen often

7/28/2009 12:01:35 PM

4 mile run today.

7/28/2009 12:07:50 PM

Q for rx
rebate
shirts
car
there was one more small thing, but I forget what.

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 12:18 PM. Reason : oh yeah...voicemails]

7/28/2009 12:17:38 PM

Coworker - "yeah, I have emails showing up on my blackberry but they're not showing up in outlook"
Me - "Does outlook say connected?"
Coworker - "No, it says offline. Let me click it and uncheck work offline....nope, says server can't be found"
Me - "Are you connected to the internet?"
Coworker - "No"

*carl face*

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 12:20 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2009 12:20:34 PM

yeah, if you want people to volunteer, you might leave correct numbers in your voicemail

I don't care enough to hunt all this shit down again

7/28/2009 12:24:49 PM

where is my boss attttttttt?

7/28/2009 12:42:27 PM

just about lunch time...

7/28/2009 12:45:00 PM

a girl

7/28/2009 12:46:23 PM

a girl & food

7/28/2009 12:48:31 PM

a guy

7/28/2009 12:52:45 PM

I'M THINKING ABOUT MOTH SON.


(THAT MEANS MOTH MUST BE THINKING ABOUT ME SON)

7/28/2009 12:53:30 PM

they really need to give me a raise soon

7/28/2009 12:58:28 PM

i kind of want to ask out the lady that cut my hair

7/28/2009 2:05:34 PM

that vintage shirt was cool...but i dunno...hmmmm :/

7/28/2009 2:48:02 PM

doop dee doo

7/28/2009 2:50:25 PM

should i cook before going to trivia, or just eat something there? does Bada have anything besides wings?

7/28/2009 2:55:29 PM

uh, yeah.

rice bowls, great burgers, FRENCH FRY WRAP....etc....

7/28/2009 2:59:10 PM

that french fry wrap intrigues me

7/28/2009 2:59:41 PM

it's my favorite, and filling

7/28/2009 3:00:45 PM

behold, the 5,000 calorie meal

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 3:03 PM. Reason : i think i'll just drink my dinner ]

7/28/2009 3:03:02 PM

it helps me keep my figure!

7/28/2009 3:03:43 PM

vodka cranberry it is

7/28/2009 3:05:29 PM

2 hours more to go and i'm really starting to crash

[Edited on July 28, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]

7/28/2009 3:12:58 PM

Time to go make lunch.

7/28/2009 3:13:40 PM

damnit now i can't stop fantasizing about french fries with cheese and bacon and ranch dressing



THANKS ASSHOLE!

7/28/2009 3:15:37 PM

^ Don't talk of such delicious things around me.

7/28/2009 3:28:14 PM

patience patience patience

7/28/2009 3:28:49 PM

7/28/2009 3:28:50 PM

i think im gonna jet...

7/28/2009 3:41:56 PM

what a shitty day

7/28/2009 4:11:30 PM

$80 old mountain bike to kill

7/28/2009 4:44:27 PM

i just drank a protein shake
and now my breath stinks

and i gots no chewing gum

7/28/2009 4:44:32 PM

:"> ^

7/28/2009 4:45:01 PM

hah what the hell is that face supposed to be?

7/28/2009 4:45:42 PM

Good day so far. Now to just wrap up the week...

7/28/2009 4:45:48 PM

i keep getting an error on my mac when i try to do a complicated mail merge that there isn't enough memory/disk space to convert the document..

i don't understand what the problem is, and i don't know how to fix it

i thought maybe if i restarted it would free up memory on the computer (like i think it does on PCs) but no, didn't help.

anyone with suggestions????

7/28/2009 4:48:31 PM

divababy



always divababy

7/28/2009 4:53:46 PM

i love waterslides

7/28/2009 4:54:19 PM

WATERSLIDES KICK ASS

7/28/2009 4:54:54 PM

I could go for cupcakes!

7/28/2009 5:00:43 PM