i couldn't remember if he said "my house" or "my study"

8/3/2011 12:16:54 PM

ugh

someone buy my car

[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 12:17 PM. Reason : gr]

8/3/2011 12:16:58 PM

tree fiddy

8/3/2011 12:20:01 PM

hi ho hi ho

it's off to court I go

8/3/2011 1:16:56 PM

Biofreak70

Quote :

"you need to plan your days off better then"

It's not my planned ones that are the problem. I plan them waaaaaayyy in advance. It's days when I'm not feeling good. Ugh.

8/3/2011 1:24:25 PM

I'm hungry and need a shower

and nothing can rain on my parade not even the dead roach I found

8/3/2011 1:25:21 PM

^^ah- yeah, I don't take off for "don't feel well" days really... I think the last one I took off was when piddlebug had her appendectomy

8/3/2011 1:30:19 PM

random question

but what can cause a roach to look all dismembered, flat, and covered in it's own poo? I have those roach motels so I'm wondering if it took the bait then met its ultimate death.. but I'm confused on the limb loss/flatness....

8/3/2011 1:37:00 PM

lol its covered in it's own feces? can roaches have strokes?

8/3/2011 1:37:28 PM

3^ I usually don't either, but I have been completely exhausted the last few weeks and last night I didn't sleep well, and we only had 6 kids scheduled at camp today, so I called the boss and she said the chick who was ALWAYS out had already asked off. She is the first one to volunteer to go home early and she calls in sick constantly and still wants vacation time.

8/3/2011 1:46:43 PM

lol a small company i used to work for just showed up on a tww ad

8/3/2011 1:57:04 PM

Oh, that dude's name was Glapion, not Gaipon!

I tried to insult somebody with a "Gaipon" reference.

Even if I had gotten the name right, it still wouldn't have been particularly insulting.



[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 2:00 PM. Reason : wsss]

8/3/2011 2:00:11 PM

i don't wanna clean the house

8/3/2011 3:06:58 PM

wah wah wah


oh and is it 5 yet?

8/3/2011 3:07:38 PM

no, it is not 5. blarg. vacuuming is such a pain here because of the three floors. everything else is fairly simple. i need to just suck it up.

8/3/2011 3:10:27 PM

May be old but...
http://doctorcatmd.com

8/3/2011 3:40:57 PM

My collarbones have felt really pointy lately.

I am so weird.

8/3/2011 3:55:11 PM

I'll be much happier once we get a fucking vent hood for me

or at least once I get my fan back

8/3/2011 4:04:07 PM

my brother just bought an engagement ring and is going to ask her on wednesday (possibly in the rose garden at the white house)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

8/3/2011 5:03:12 PM

awesome, cant waitto get over time on this new raise

8/3/2011 5:07:26 PM

Wellll.....I WAS in a good mood. Love when everyone shits on me at the end of day.

[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 5:39 PM. Reason : .]

8/3/2011 5:38:08 PM

should I go to sleep as soon as I get home or take my GD clothes off first

not sure if I'll have the energy to go all the way

8/3/2011 6:40:21 PM

where to go for dinner... need quick takeout ideas around wade avenue area

8/3/2011 6:56:44 PM

70s show will always be entertaining to me.

8/3/2011 6:58:17 PM

my manager just did the daps explosion thing with me, I let her get away with it because she my boss and shes cute...anyone else would have been laughed at

8/3/2011 7:00:19 PM

That was a test, you failed.

8/3/2011 7:02:09 PM

she's gonna be all:

8/3/2011 7:28:11 PM

ZOMG!

Magic Bullet, where have you been all my life? This is one infomercial product that really is as awesome as it seems on TV.

8/3/2011 7:29:17 PM

Apparently adchoices is trying to tell me something...No, I am not interested in meeting men in Aurora ages 30-39, but thanks, I guess.

8/3/2011 7:29:43 PM

8/3/2011 8:24:12 PM

my life is a giant CLUSTER

but at least i am moving to a cute house in sept!!! at least one thing is going right omg please don't let it like burn down or get hit by a tornado before i move

now i am writing cover letter after cover letter after cover letter. these things are so boring and probably even more boring to read. i wish i could make mine spicy. but all of the interesting things about me aren't easily (nor appropriately) conveyed through a cover letter...like none of the things that make me me are appropriate. does that mean i am inappropriate?

i am an organized, diligent, eclectic individual with a thirst for knowledge. i have a passion for communication, whether in the written or verbal form. my genuine interest in the lives of others is my greatest strength, but at times even this strength acts as a weakness.

i mean this is the shit everyone says. the real reason people like me, if they even do, is because i have a knack for doing really dumb/outrageous/quirky shit and then recounting it to people in a silly/sarcastic way. so sometimes my narrating skills are good? except not really because i don't even have a good voice. but a fucking story about me eating a mothball that i thought was a marshmallow does NOT fit into a cover letter. "once i ate a mothball that i found underneath the bed because i thought it was a marshmallow. today i ate two doughnuts on the way to work. i am consistent: once a fatass, always a fatass"

i mean really. this is so pointless.

p.s. does anyone wanna help me?! lol

and technically, i'm not even organized. i just like organizing other people's stuff.

[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

8/3/2011 8:38:53 PM

just downloaded an app for disney

8/3/2011 9:09:34 PM

I'm tired. busy day

8/3/2011 9:18:03 PM

stoked about these freezie pops im about to eat

GREEN, BLUE, and PURPLE

8/3/2011 9:26:48 PM

tomorrow is totally a get shit faced by 2 pm on a Thursday day.

(-:

:-/

/bipolar post.

8/3/2011 9:48:34 PM

I want to respond to a particular thread with the meanest and bitchiest post that I have ever posted.

8/3/2011 10:02:09 PM

DO IT

8/3/2011 10:04:33 PM

yes, do it.

unless it is directed toward me. then please don't because i will cry.

[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

8/3/2011 10:05:00 PM

you mean the retard post?


dont go there

8/3/2011 10:05:41 PM

But I'm just not that mean.

I'm surprised someone else hasn't said it.


[Edited on August 3, 2011 at 10:07 PM. Reason : (and no, not a retard post)]

8/3/2011 10:06:45 PM

I wanna fuck and go to bed. Damn you Magic! Maybe I'll just start playing loud porn.

8/3/2011 10:13:55 PM

8/3/2011 10:16:27 PM

^^ in that order? usually its the other way around

8/3/2011 10:17:03 PM

bighitsunday - you don't make me feel bad when you talk shit on here because you are probably one of the nicest tww people i've ever met in real life!

8/3/2011 10:18:02 PM

Quote :

"But I'm just not that mean. I'm surprised someone else hasn't said it."

i think ^^ and I have picked up on what you're talking about

8/3/2011 10:18:18 PM

I would like to see this mean bitchy post of bottombabys

do it...or pm it to me so I can pretend you did it

8/3/2011 10:24:50 PM

are you folks really looking for me to be mean?

8/3/2011 10:25:34 PM

hell yes

8/3/2011 10:27:12 PM

I just wanna know what all the drama is

8/3/2011 10:28:00 PM

I can't do it. I'm too damed nice. I <3 everyone.

8/3/2011 10:28:38 PM