Trick is to be mean initially, then nice. Most people do it the opposite way.

8/8/2011 4:14:55 PM

well 2 awkward people does results in an akward situation.

i know how to have a conversation, flirting and reading signs are a diff story I'm oblivious.

8/8/2011 4:18:34 PM

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-a-Guy-Likes-You

8/8/2011 4:21:23 PM

a pair of these just flew over my house. looked like they were only a few hundred yards up.

8/8/2011 4:40:26 PM

have they gotten the safety record any better on those things? I remember that had they not spent so much money on starting/developing the osprey program, they would have shut it down years ago. I would much rather have the SR71 around than those things!

8/8/2011 5:04:25 PM

I Came.

8/8/2011 5:05:02 PM

fuck if i know

8/8/2011 5:05:14 PM

Ohhhh shiiii just got a call asking if I wanted to start on a project 3 weeks before my original start date and just leave training/orientation for after the project. If it gets approved by the big boys in Washington I'll be on my way ass backwards into the company shortly

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 5:24 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2011 5:23:38 PM

well this is a start. im just going to be the best guy i can be...

8/8/2011 5:39:07 PM

I'm falling asleep at my desk

8/8/2011 5:51:52 PM

get up and do 10-15 jumping jacks real quick!

that will help

8/8/2011 5:52:30 PM

longest day ever

8/8/2011 5:53:54 PM

I don't want any new friends, but I don't wanna be a dick either

8/8/2011 6:19:21 PM

just shout at them to get off your lawn

8/8/2011 6:26:26 PM

^^give them Gee-off's number

8/8/2011 6:27:54 PM

hahahaha, gee OFF

my new favorite one is wes t d

8/8/2011 6:48:53 PM

hahaha I had to say that one out loud a couple of times to get it

8/8/2011 6:50:20 PM

Ugh

8/8/2011 7:23:58 PM

CATS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

http://bcove.me/pws16xw9

8/8/2011 8:17:52 PM

my cat is the best. she is so cuddly when I don't feel good. she is cuddled up to me so close right now.

8/8/2011 8:19:44 PM

it pisses me the fuck off when people looking for a house on HGTV complain endlessly about the paint color in a house

it's just paint people

8/8/2011 8:22:54 PM

I miss HGTV

hopefully that will be fixed tomorrow

I am also contemplating being nice to an old FWB just for the benefit lol

8/8/2011 8:25:05 PM

you don't need FWB

you have me

8/8/2011 8:29:28 PM

do I have you 3-4 times a week?

because that's what I need right now lol

8/8/2011 8:30:33 PM

8/8/2011 8:30:59 PM

I mean I'll take once from you

just sayin'

8/8/2011 8:34:15 PM

I mean, that WILL happen

it's only a matter of when

8/8/2011 8:36:46 PM

i just realized my underwear is on inside out

do i flip it at this point? or just let it go.

8/8/2011 9:07:50 PM

I do this at least once a week

just let it go

8/8/2011 9:12:35 PM

i like when i put my shirts on backwards or inside out. mostly inside out yay for being special

8/8/2011 9:14:07 PM

^^^Yeah, let it ride.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:14 PM. Reason : dammit people]

8/8/2011 9:14:19 PM

yes the worst is when you're wearing a shirt (or cardigan - i do it with cardigans a lot) inside out for like 1/2 the day

i think i've also done it with a dress before



lol

8/8/2011 9:22:03 PM

How do y'all wear clothes inside out so often? I woke up with a pair of silkies on inside out a couple weeks ago but I was quite drunk when I put them on so that made sense. And I am usually "the special one" so I figure if something like that were common I'd do it all the time.

8/8/2011 9:28:43 PM

I usually do it when I wear my on-gossamer panties

they're really thin mesh and the tag is on the right side...so I'll put them on and be like SWEET I GOT THE TAG ON THE RIGHT...not even noticing if they're inside out or not.

8/8/2011 9:30:54 PM

right now mine that is inside out is a hanky panky. i mean as long as the skinny part is going the right way i feel good

8/8/2011 9:32:42 PM

I do that with the hanky panky too

its hard to tell sometimes lol

8/8/2011 9:34:36 PM

Is there ANYTHING that can be done if a medication gives you dry mouth?? It's so fucking annoying and I'm paranoid I'll start getting that white crap at the corners of my mouth
I'll wear a permanent camel pack before that happens

8/8/2011 9:34:39 PM

Undies I can understand a lot more than cardigans and dresses

8/8/2011 9:35:17 PM

done it with cardigans when I was in a huge rush to get out the house

8/8/2011 9:36:35 PM

Finally registered for fantasy football!!

8/8/2011 10:07:40 PM

tomorrow should be a day full of good news.

this first week back seems to have a lot in store.

yah boi

8/8/2011 10:20:33 PM

Ok I'm ready to go home now!! 2 days of work then off to the beach yayyyyyyyy

8/8/2011 10:43:08 PM

what the fuck is on-gossamer and hanky panky?

8/8/2011 10:45:37 PM

Lady talk escaped from the let's talk shop thread. Oh noes.

8/8/2011 10:47:43 PM

Fuck this its going to be a long week

8/8/2011 10:50:10 PM

On Gossamer (barely there mesh panties/thongs)


Hanky Panky (lace thong)

8/8/2011 10:50:47 PM

^ this!!

And omfg sleepwalking children are scary as shit almost peed my pants.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : H]

8/8/2011 10:51:29 PM

Sleepwalking in general scares the shit out of me. Even more so, people who can sleep with their eyes open. Scaryyyy.

8/8/2011 11:01:13 PM

I once controlled my sleepwalking friend in Paris. It was kinda fun, but pretty freaky at the same time.

8/8/2011 11:03:17 PM

Dear lord I don't know how my sister manages to be such a train wreck of humanity while not doing drugs.

8/8/2011 11:29:13 PM