the day he sleeps through 5am will be the 3rd happiest day of my life

until then, I guess I'll just make omelettes

8/27/2011 6:24:24 AM

30 more minutes. Then I can sleep to my heart's desire*

*not to exceed 11 hours

8/27/2011 6:30:24 AM

wtf am I doing awake. Back to sleep

8/27/2011 7:14:22 AM

Poor mama

8/27/2011 7:26:44 AM

>--<

8/27/2011 7:35:46 AM

My tummy isn't very happy... maybe more booze will help

8/27/2011 8:03:11 AM

Well we finally got her from the bathroom floor to the bed...


That's a major improvement...

8/27/2011 8:43:35 AM

I think I heard a transformer go? Or a tree fell somewhere nearby and shook my bed? Maybe that was just a really weird dream.

Damn it. I don't see any trees down, at least, so I hope I'm just hallucinating.

[Edited on August 27, 2011 at 9:28 AM. Reason : Waking up like that leaves you with a sinking feeling for hours.]

8/27/2011 9:28:04 AM

I'm ready to start this scavenger hunt in the hurricane. Let's gooooo!

8/27/2011 9:40:21 AM

We lost our first tree.


Goodnight, sweet tree.



And a tree went through my sister's house


[Edited on August 27, 2011 at 10:15 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2011 10:08:25 AM

I kind of wish the storm was here so I could stay home and cuddle with my boyfriend and dog all day

8/27/2011 10:43:12 AM

i have to work. hope my truck doesnt get blown off the road

8/27/2011 10:51:32 AM

Bridal Shower today!!!!

8/27/2011 11:58:32 AM

o hai tdub

8/27/2011 12:59:32 PM

guess I'll go to lunch alone

8/27/2011 1:36:08 PM

I think I'm gonna try to make a shrimp with candied walnuts recipe similar to PF Chang's.

I'm craving this shit hardcore.

8/27/2011 2:11:30 PM

This hurricane has not defined this weekend for me. Its the date I have in 3 hours

8/27/2011 2:35:52 PM

Good for you


Unfortunately this hurricane has, not only, defined this weekend for me....it has fucked up the vast majority of my upcoming week of vacation....


But hey....I gotta do what I gotta do


Oh....and yay....my roof is leaking

8/27/2011 2:54:36 PM

Thats no good Where is it leaking? Hopefully not somewhere that would cause too much damage...


It amazes me how much Glacier likes being out in the elements. Even on the walk around the neighborhood just now with the wind and rain, he loved it!

[Edited on August 27, 2011 at 3:27 PM. Reason : crazy outdoorsy dog]

8/27/2011 3:27:11 PM

In percys bathroom

8/27/2011 3:31:02 PM

day

drinking

8/27/2011 3:34:06 PM

HA

It'd be convenient if it was leaking just above the toilet, sink, or bathtub

8/27/2011 3:34:19 PM

ha yeah it's not quite over either of those.

8/27/2011 3:36:38 PM

Exhausted

8/27/2011 3:38:34 PM

beer

8/27/2011 3:41:52 PM

stupid power glitches

8/27/2011 4:08:51 PM

live drafts are about 1000x better than yahoo drafts

8/27/2011 4:43:28 PM

8/27/2011 4:52:16 PM

motherfucking power is out

8/27/2011 5:20:08 PM

^^ NICE



Ok butterflies, you can slow down now

8/27/2011 5:30:18 PM

damn, it's only 5:30

8/27/2011 5:32:56 PM

Well generators are running....things are a little better but I'm glad I got all clean this morning before the power went out

8/27/2011 6:58:43 PM

There's the sting

Yowza!

8/27/2011 7:06:06 PM

bored

8/27/2011 7:06:13 PM

I haven't eaten today....

Other than a few doritos and some cheese and crackers....




Its been a long 14 hours of shit

8/27/2011 7:09:49 PM

That'll just make it easier to get drunk.

8/27/2011 7:20:28 PM

I

SMELL

DELICIOUS

8/27/2011 7:58:31 PM

So no one who saw seems to find this as weird as I did....we heard this loud squeaking when we were standing outside our house..... Turns out it was a squirrel that had a caught a chipmunk in its mouth. And carried it up a tree. Poor thing

8/27/2011 8:32:04 PM

How do I bring it up? And why is it so hard to?

8/27/2011 10:57:00 PM

Gotta love Brett getting wasted in front of his mom.

8/27/2011 11:30:08 PM

I want to move to Fiji

8/27/2011 11:32:50 PM

ok, i have to try to sleep.

8/27/2011 11:47:53 PM

Quote :

"So no one who saw seems to find this as weird as I did....we heard this loud squeaking when we were standing outside our house..... Turns out it was a squirrel that had a caught a chipmunk in its mouth. And carried it up a tree. Poor thing"

you sure it was a chipmunk and not a juvenile squirrel? sometimes the male squirrels will chew the testicles off the juvenile males in an attempt to keep them from breeding.

8/28/2011 12:57:28 AM

^wtf

8/28/2011 1:05:08 AM

nature's crazy sometimes

8/28/2011 1:06:13 AM

GOTTA LOVE A GOOD DOUBLE STANDARD

AWESOME.

8/28/2011 1:26:10 AM

I can't tell if NRR is being for cereal or not about the squirrel nuts

8/28/2011 2:13:34 AM

totally cereal

google it. i can't remember the term for it, but i've killed a lot of male squirrels that were neutered.

[Edited on August 28, 2011 at 2:25 AM. Reason : i'm at work and i don't really wanna explain to my boss why i was googling squirrel testicles]

8/28/2011 2:22:00 AM

today = pretty good day

8/28/2011 3:11:30 AM

Hurricane or not, today was a damn good day!

8/28/2011 4:06:07 AM